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The Therapy Crouch
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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NearlyWeds Hosts Molly & Tom Admit Hosting A Podcast Is A “Completely Different” Game
14 avr. 202653 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re joined by Love Island All Stars winners Molly and Tom, who are swapping villa life for the podcast world as the new hosts of the NearlyWeds podcast.</p><br><p>We dive into what it’s really like going from reality TV to hosting your own show, with Molly and Tom admitting that podcasting is a “whole different ballgame” and has actually forced them to sit down, communicate and properly plan their wedding (whether Tom likes it or not…).</p><br><p>The pair open up on life after Love Island, why real life is the true test of a relationship, and how moving in together immediately might not be as crazy as it sounds. Plus, we get into the chaos of wedding planning, from emotional dress shopping to guest list dilemmas and everything in between.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Abbey and Pete are back with their usual madness, from early morning conspiracy theories and nuclear bunker debates to listener dilemmas and some questionable workplace nicknames.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:00 Morning Anxiety & Bunker Talk</p><p>05:30 Life Perspective & COVID Reflections</p><p>07:15 Listener Nicknames</p><p>09:20 Parenting Dilemma</p><p>12:20 Molly & Tom Join The Show</p><p>14:30 Starting Their Podcast</p><p>17:00 Love Island Journey</p><p>18:45 Life After The Show</p><p>21:00 Football vs Fame</p><p>23:30 Public Pressure</p><p>24:50 Relationship Advice</p><p>26:00 Proposal Story</p><p>28:00 Wedding Planning Chaos</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Debate Body Count – “You Don’t Need To Know”
9 avr. 202622 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full blown Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter dive head first into your dilemmas, debates and downright chaotic questions. From friendship group fallouts over whether partners should be allowed on girls trips, to the awkward truth about reading your partner’s private messages, nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>The pair also tackle the ultimate relationship grey areas including whether “body count” conversations are ever a good idea (spoiler: they’re not), and why some things are better left unsaid. Plus, we get a hilarious breakdown of the biggest “icks” that instantly kill attraction — from oversized gin glasses to questionable fashion choices.</p><br><p>There’s also a surprisingly passionate debate about old-school names dying out (RIP Gary), Abbey’s brutal take on men who can’t do keepy ups, and Peter setting a bold challenge to turn Abby into a football freestyler in just two weeks.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Ask Me Anything question to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:30 “Ask Me Anything” Begins</p><p>03:00 Are We Losing “Garys”?</p><p>05:00 Girls Trip Drama – Can Partners Come?</p><p>07:00 Funniest People & Why Humor Matters</p><p>10:00 Would You Read Your Partner’s Messages?</p><p>12:00 Keepy Uppy Icks & Football Challenge</p><p>15:00 Ultimate Relationship Icks</p><p>18:00 Body Count Debate – Should You Ask?</p><p>21:30 Final Thoughts & Outro</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Emily & Peter Andre On Love, Family & The Story That Brought Them Together
7 avr. 202657 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are joined by the one and only Peter Andre and his incredible wife Dr. Emily Andre for a hilarious, honest and surprisingly deep conversation about fame, family life and everything in between.</p><br><p>Pete takes us back 30 years to the moment “Mysterious Girl” became a global hit, opening up about the highs, the ego, and the unexpected backlash that came with fame — including why he suddenly stopped taking his shirt off and how it completely changed the way people treated him. He also shares the story behind his brand new “Legacy” album, featuring remastered classics, brand new tracks and some huge collaborations from around the world.</p><br><p>Emily gives us a real insight into balancing life as a doctor, a mum of three and being married to one of the most recognisable faces in British pop culture — including what it’s actually like holding down the fort while Pete is away touring.</p><br><p>We also get into how the couple first met (and it involves a hospital visit you won’t believe), parenting across different ages, the realities of long-term relationships and why communication has completely changed Pete’s outlook as a dad.</p><br><p>Plus, there’s plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos — from cooking disasters and naked dancing to brutally honest relationship moments that every couple will recognise.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>04:07 Welcoming Peter & Emily Andre</p><p>05:33 Touring Life & “Home Is More Full On”</p><p>08:27 30 Years Of “Mysterious Girl” & New Album</p><p>11:18 Iconic Music Videos & Behind The Scenes</p><p>14:13 Legacy Album, Collaborations & Touring Again</p><p>17:45 How Peter & Emily Andre First Met</p><p>18:42 Relationship Beginnings & Asking Permission</p><p>19:06 Parenting, Kids & Growing Up Fast</p><p>23:08 Emily’s Career As A Doctor</p><p>24:00 Writing Books & Life With Kids</p><p>28:13 The Tampon Story (How Pete Learned The Hard Way)</p><p>30:28 Fan Questions Begin</p><p>33:00 Relationships, Marriage & Long-Term Love</p><p>38:00 Family Life, Balance & Career Pressures</p><p>43:00 Parenting Challenges & Modern Family Life</p><p>48:00 Looking Back On Career & Lessons Learned</p><p>53:00 Final Thoughts & Reflections</p><p>56:30 Outro</p><br><p><br></p><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter Andre</p><p>https://twitter.com/peterandre</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Ask Me Anything! “Hangover” Weddings, Relationship Regrets & Brutal Advice!
2 avr. 202619 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special!</p><br><p>Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest, funniest and most brutally honest dilemmas — from wardrobe chaos and hoarding habits to parenting rules that divide households everywhere.</p><br><p>Things quickly take a turn as we get into your Agony Abs, including a heartbreaking story of a listener who pushed his partner away after secretly discovering fertility issues, and now wants to win her back. We also hear from someone determined to turn their boyfriend into their very own “project”, plus a bedroom dilemma that definitely takes the biscuit.</p><br><p>There’s friendship drama, relationship ruts, and the age-old question of how to keep the spark alive when life starts getting in the way.</p><br><p>It’s honest, chaotic and full of laughs… exactly how an AMA should be.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>00:40 Wardrobe Chaos & Hoarding Realisations</p><p>02:10 “You Don’t Need All This Stuff”</p><p>04:05 The “Knickers” Debate</p><p>05:45 Parenting Rules & Mealtime Battles</p><p>08:50 Sponsor Break</p><p>09:05 Singapore Stories & Travel Chat</p><p>11:35 Britain’s Next Top Model Throwbacks</p><p>13:55 Ask Me Anything Begins</p><p>15:30 “Lawless” Wedding Stories</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch on “Call Me Daddy” - Plus the Icks Ruining Relationships
31 mars 202654 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get chaotic as Abbey and Peter dive into the modern relationship “icks” that are driving everyone mad. From gym-obsessed boyfriends who suddenly start calling every meal “fuel”, to the bizarre habits that creep in when people take their fitness journeys a little too seriously, the pair unpack the realities of dating in 2026.</p><br><p>We also hear some of your listener dilemmas including whether sharing a Netflix account with an ex is a major red flag, and what to do when your partner’s habits start giving you the ultimate ick. Plus, Abbey and Pete relive a holiday debate that will feel VERY familiar—when taking the perfect Instagram photo completely ruins the moment.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, things take a seriously weird turn with a bedroom confession involving being called “Daddy”… and an unexpected counter-offer of “Granny” that completely derails the mood. It’s funny, unfiltered and full of the kind of honest relationship chat that will have you questioning everything.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>00:27 Ross update & opening chat</p><p>01:02 Morning routines & body confidence</p><p>02:18 Parenting rules & swimming debate</p><p>03:10 Hair routines & “life admin”</p><p>05:04 Relationship icks & plane story</p><p>06:34 Pete’s sauna moment (“the seats”)</p><p>07:38 House chat, storage & spindles</p><p>09:05 Weekly “shine” & Chanel chat</p><p>10:00 Packing, moving house & clear-outs</p><p>11:42 Gym boyfriend turns “delulu”</p><p>13:00 Gym addiction & motivation chat</p><p>14:00 Pre-kids nostalgia & family chaos</p><p>16:19 Sharing Netflix with an ex</p><p>17:30 Phone glitches & tech struggles</p><p>18:23 Holiday photo frustrations begin</p><p>19:27 “Candid photo” arguments escalate</p><p>20:15 Pete lying on the floor for the shot</p><p>21:14 “Fellas of Instagram” discussion</p><p>22:18 Social media vs real life debate</p><p>24:24 Filming vs living the moment</p><p>25:15 Justin Timberlake viral debate</p><p>27:00 “Am I The Asshole?” intro</p><p>27:48 “Call me Granny” dilemma begins</p><p>28:56 Debate & reactions</p><p>30:05 “Daddy” discussion continues</p><p>31:40 Final thoughts & wrap of segment</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch: “Tracking Your Partner Is Crossing The Line”
26 mars 202618 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get very honest as Abbey and Peter dive into the little habits, lies and dynamics that make (or break) a relationship… 👀</p><br><p>The episode kicks off with a debate that every couple will recognise - is tracking your partner’s location actually about safety… or is it crossing a line? Abbey defends it, Peter calls it a full-on violation, and things quickly spiral from there.</p><br><p>We also get into the harmless (and not-so-harmless) lies we tell in relationships - from exaggerating talents to fully committing to stories that get completely out of hand. Plus, one listener dilemma about a dad pretending to be a professional footballer takes things to a whole new level.</p><br><p>Abbey opens up about the assumptions people make because of her accent, while the pair share their thoughts on stereotypes, confidence and proving people wrong. There’s also the usual chaos - including a ridiculous game that quickly derails the episode and some very questionable dinner table entertainment with the kids.</p><br><p>And in a rare serious moment, Abbey and Peter reveal what they think actually makes their relationship work after all these years - from embracing differences to knowing when to just let things go.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p> 00:42 Tracking Your Partner?! (Location “violation” debate begins) </p><p> 02:10 Acting, Adverts & Listener Question</p><p> 02:40 “People Think I’m Stupid” – Accent Stereotypes</p><p> 03:34 Abbey’s “9 A*s” Debate</p><p> 06:05 Listener Question: Lookalikes</p><p> 08:20 Dartboard Lies & Relationship Truths</p><p> 09:12 Fake Football Career Story</p><p> 10:23 The Game That Got Out Of Hand</p><p> 12:44 The Game Goes Too Far…</p><p> 13:07 Dinner Table Games With Kids</p><p> 13:36 Hosting The BRITs Debate</p><p> 15:01 Relationship Advice Question</p><p> 16:14 “Laughter Is Everything”</p><p> 16:46 “We Stay Together Because…”</p><p> 17:09 The Real Relationship Advice</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey & Peter Crouch: The One Word That Starts Arguments (And Why It Never Means What You Think).
24 mars 202652 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back with chaos, confessions, and a few relationship “debates” that spiral quickly. From a luxury Mother’s Day with a private chef to a £1,300 ear piercing shock that leaves Abbey fuming, the couple unpack a week full of unexpected drama.</p><br><p>Things take a turn as Pete calls out Abbey’s “volatility,” sparking a hilarious but all-too-relatable breakdown of relationship miscommunication — including why the word “fine” absolutely never means fine. The pair also dive into a listener dilemma about football taking over family life, with Pete defending the beautiful game while Abbey isn’t quite as convinced.</p><br><p>There’s also a Wolf of Wall Street-themed party recap (featuring Pete on the mic… again), parenting debates, and a surprisingly emotional take on Ronaldo that you won’t expect.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 We Turned Up In Matching Outfits</p><p>01:40 The Dream Mother’s Day (Private Chef & No Cleaning)</p><p>04:18 Pete Calls Out Abbey’s “Volatility”</p><p>04:42 The Ear Piercing Trip That Went Wrong</p><p>05:52 I Tracked Him… And Caught Him Out</p><p>08:37 Birth Certificate Chaos & Loft Disaster</p><p>10:52 The £1,300 Earring Shock</p><p>12:42 “I Thought It Was Over”</p><p>13:24 Why “Fine” Doesn’t Mean Fine</p><p>16:40 Breaking Down What “Fine” Really Means</p><p>17:53 The Party Where Pete Took The Mic</p><p>19:17 Agony Ab: Football vs Family Life</p><p>21:24 The Compromise Every Couple Needs</p><p>22:05 Why People Are Obsessed With Football</p><p>23:07 The Ronaldo Moment That Made Abbey Cry</p><p>25:57 Agony Ab: IVF & Gender Reveal Debate</p><p>27:10 Should You Find Out The Baby’s Gender?</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Pete’s “Midlife Crisis”? Tapas Alone, Snapchat Accusations and Brutal Nicknames
20 mars 202628 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions.</p><br><p>From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy…</p><br><p>The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for.</p><br><p>If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some).</p><br><p>Got a question or dilemma for the podcast? Submit it below:</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/</p><br><p>Every day can be Iconic with TK Maxx. Shop at your nearest store, online or on the App now: https://www.tkmaxx.com/uk/en/</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:00 Outrageous Nicknames</p><p>04:30 The “Snapchat” Joke</p><p>08:10 Is Going To The Cinema Alone Weird?</p><p>10:00 Pete’s Solo Tapas Confession</p><p>12:00 Midlife Crisis Accusations</p><p>14:10 Kids & Flight Hacks</p><p>16:30 Kids Say The Funniest Things</p><p>18:00 Football Opinions Get Heated</p><p>21:00 Celebrity Encounters</p><p>25:00 Bathroom Etiquette Debate</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Harry Styles, Celebrity Encounters & Cat Thieves! Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Talk Celebs!
17 mars 20261h 1m<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with another chaotic catch up as Peter reveals he’s started a brand new fitness regime and has become absolutely obsessed with swimming, which Abbey is convinced is just proof he’s embracing his inner old man in the pool. Abbey also tells us all about her very glamorous day out at Fulham where she enjoyed oysters, pancakes and a full English in the brand new Riverside hospitality stand, although she admits it might not be the most authentic football experience. Things quickly heat up when Abbey calls Peter out for secretly adding things to the family diary, leaving her to juggle four school runs and a mysterious training challenge she’s currently preparing for. In the Agony Abs, a listener writes in with a bizarre dilemma as her neighbour appears to be slowly stealing her cat, which leads to a hilarious debate about whether cats actually choose their owners and what you should do when your pet starts spending more time next door than at home. Elsewhere, the pair chat about luxury barber experiences, the worst haircut Peter ever had thanks to his dad, Harry Styles’ accent, WhatsApp stress and the couple’s ongoing battle with modern family logistics.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:30 Peter’s swimming obsession</p><p>05:00 Abbey’s fancy Fulham experience</p><p>08:53 Abbey’s secret training challenge</p><p>10:30 The family diary row</p><p>14:45 Agony Ab: “My neighbour is stealing my cat”</p><p>17:13 The runaway cat and pet detective story</p><p>19:12 Abbey’s most hated animal</p><p>21:03 The dog adoption videos debate</p><p>25:26 Abbey forgets Jack at the barbers</p><p>27:06 Why haircuts are so awkward</p><p>29:18 Peter’s worst haircut ever</p><p>30:00 Harry Styles and celebrity chat</p><p>42:22 The mystery rapper debate</p><p>44:58 Ballet, opera and preserving the arts</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey Clancy’s Worst Drive Ever! Dating Dilemmas & Wine Debates!
12 mars 202632 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions and sharing some of the most chaotic stories from their week.</p><br><p>Abbey reveals a terrifying experience driving down the winding roads of Box Hill, despite having a serious fear of heights. With a sheer drop beside the road, cars piling up behind her and the kids in the back, the pressure quickly became overwhelming as she tried to navigate one of the narrowest roads she’s ever driven.</p><br><p>Peter also finds himself under fire as Abbey recalls another recent car journey with him behind the wheel, comparing the experience to the Wolf of Wall Street boat scene thanks to some rather aggressive acceleration and braking.</p><br><p>The team also tackle some of your questions, including a sticky dating situation where a listener may have complicated his love life after getting a barmaid’s number… only to realise she’s friends with his new girlfriend.</p><br><p>Plus there’s discussion around relationship “wine therapy”, whether sitting down with a glass of wine actually helps solve arguments or just makes things worse, the ultimate wine vs beer debate, and some hilarious ideas for the kids’ next fancy dress outfits.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an AMA question to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>The Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:00 Dog Chaos & Early Morning Wake Ups</p><p>03:00 Abbey vs Peter Driving Debate</p><p>04:40 Abbey’s Terrifying Box Hill Drive</p><p>09:40 Who Is Actually the Worst Driver?</p><p>14:30 Dating Dilemma: Two Barmaids Problem</p><p>19:30 Dating Multiple People Debate</p><p>23:00 Honesty vs Lying in Relationships</p><p>25:25 Wine Therapy Gone Wrong</p><p>28:50 Kids Dressing Up as Peter Crouch</p><p>33:00 Easter Book Joke & Outro</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Mother’s Day Special! Abbey’s Mum Joins the Pod, Pete’s Gift Fail and Mother’s Day Confessions
10 mars 202654 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a Mother’s Day special on the podcast as Abbey and Peter welcome a very special guest onto the couch — Abbey’s mum Karen. The episode kicks off with Pete admitting to a classic husband fail after forgetting Abbey’s very first Mother’s Day which sparks a debate about the pressure of getting the perfect gift and whether husbands should actually be responsible for organising the day at all.</p><br><p>Abbey also reveals that she’s been secretly editing Pete’s flower orders over the years to make sure she actually gets the bouquet she wants, while Pete defends himself saying the expectations around special occasions are getting out of hand.</p><br><p>Later on Karen joins the pod and shares stories about Abbey growing up, what she was really like as a child and why she always knew her daughter would end up performing and entertaining. We also hear about pregnancy cravings, family traditions in Liverpool and what Mother’s Day looks like once your kids grow up and start their own families.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs we hear from a mum who secretly hates Mother’s Day and another listener wondering if her husband should still be helping the kids organise gifts even now they’re teenagers.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:00 Ricky Gervais “Going Big Time” Story</p><p>03:20 Awkward Fan Encounters & Golf Story with Alan Shearer</p><p>05:40 Abbey’s Lurch Dog Obsession</p><p>07:05 The “Failed Police Dog” Story</p><p>09:00 What They’re Watching Right Now</p><p>10:35 Pete’s First Mother’s Day Fail</p><p>12:00 Abbey’s Weekly Wine: Pete’s “Organising” Skills</p><p>14:30 The Pressure of Mother’s Day Gifts</p><p>16:40 Listener Confession: “I Hate Mother’s Day”</p><p>18:30 Abbey Admits She Changes Pete’s Flower Orders</p><p>19:40 Kitchen Hygiene Debate (Upside Down Cups)</p><p>21:30 Abbey’s Mum Joins the Podcast</p><p>23:00 Pregnancy Cravings & Chip Shop Stories</p><p>25:15 What Abbey Was Like Growing Up</p><p>26:40 Karen on Abbey’s Talent as a Child</p><p>28:00 The Reality of Having a Newborn</p><p>29:00 Abbey Still Wants More Kids</p><p>30:00 How Mother’s Day Traditions Have Changed</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><br><p>@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Strategic Toilet Breaks, Relationship Drama & Fairy P*rn! Abbey and Peter’s Ask Us Anything!
5 mars 202627 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are answering your burning questions in another chaotic Ask Us Anything special - and nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>The pod kicks off with a listener dealing with what can only be described as “strategic bowel syndrome”, as one husband mysteriously disappears to the toilet every single time parenting duties begin. Abbey has a surprisingly brutal solution involving adult nappies, while Pete shares his own suspicious bathroom habits.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, the pair help a listener who’s struggling to pull at the races, debate whether it’s ever okay to stay friends with an ex, and give advice to someone whose dad has completely taken over their wedding plans after offering to pay for it.</p><br><p>There’s also a surprisingly deep discussion about AI robots in the home, Abbey reveals what it’s really like walking the runway as a model during fashion week, and the team share their most awkward cinema experiences – including sneaking McDonald’s into the theatre and a dog causing absolute chaos mid-movie.</p><br><p>And in one of the strangest dilemmas yet, Pete discovers the bizarre world of fantasy romance books, as Abbey explains why so many women are hooked on these wildly popular stories.</p><br><p>If you want to submit a question for the podcast – hit the link below.</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:20 “Strategic Bowel Syndrome” Husband</p><p>04:20 Dating Advice For A Single Guy</p><p>06:00 Dad Taking Over The Wedding</p><p>08:30 Would You Have A Robot At Home?</p><p>12:05 Abbey’s Runway Advice For Models</p><p>14:10 Staying Friends With Your Ex</p><p>17:00 Dog Chaos In The Cinema</p><p>20:00 Sneaking Food Into Movies</p><p>22:00 The Rise Of Fantasy Romance Books</p><p>25:00 Romance Films vs Real Relationships</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Sex Educator Alix Fox: What You’re Doing Wrong In Bed!
4 mars 202656 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get steamy (and seriously educational) as Abbey and Peter are joined by renowned sex educator, journalist and PhD researcher Alix Fox.</p><br><p>Alix has spent over two decades exploring the ins and outs (quite literally) of intimacy, fetishes and modern relationships. From her early days reporting on BDSM and subcultures, to working as a script consultant on Netflix’s Sex Education, and now completing a PhD at UCL focused on HIV prevention — Alix has seen every side of the conversation when it comes to sex.</p><br><p>The trio dive into everything from the rise in fantasy-inspired sex toys (up 244% this year!), to why more than half of women admit to faking orgasms to protect their partner’s feelings. They discuss the stigma straight men still face around sex toys, how to introduce fantasies into long-term relationships without offending your partner, and whether honesty in the bedroom is always the best policy.</p><br><p>There are jaw-dropping sex disaster stories (including a frozen sausage incident you will never unhear), eye-opening insights into menopause and libido, and practical advice for couples who want to reset their expectations without hurting feelings.</p><br><p>It’s funny, shocking, awkward and genuinely informative — and it might just change the way you think about your sex life.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Is This Cheating? Liking Bikini Pics, Group Chat ‘Banter’ & Phone Snooping
25 févr. 202618 min<p>On today’s <strong>Ask Us Anything</strong> episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey, Peter and Ross dive head-first into your juiciest dilemmas – and this one gets heated.</p><br><p>We hear from a newlywed struggling with intimacy after anxiety medication kills his wife’s sex drive, sparking an honest conversation about desire, frustration and when it’s time to get professional help.</p><br><p>Then things really kick off as Abbey reacts to a listener who went through her partner’s phone and found bikini pics, pub messages and lads’ group chat behaviour that crosses the line. Is it just “boys’ banter”… or is it borderline cheating?</p><br><p>From trust, boundaries and when sorry just isn’t enough, to iconic football songs and questionable swimming chat, this episode has everything.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – hit the link below.</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p><br></p><p><strong>00:00</strong> – Intro, ropey voices & “bleed Therapy Crouch”</p><p><strong>01:20</strong> – Cameras down throats & medical horror stories</p><p><strong>02:00</strong> – Nicknames chat begins (Matalan, Motion Sensor Light, Curly Whirly)</p><p><strong>04:16</strong> – <strong>Agony Ab 1:</strong> Newlyweds, anxiety meds & no sex</p><p><strong>06:20</strong> – “Turbo vs handbrake” & fantasy conversation gets awkward</p><p><strong>07:40</strong> – Why fantasising about people you <em>know</em> is dangerous</p><p><strong>09:12</strong> – GP advice & “above our pay grade” moment</p><p><strong>10:14</strong> – <strong>YNWA vs Delilah</strong> – which song hits harder?</p><p><strong>12:05</strong> – <strong>Agony Ab 2:</strong> Went through his phone… found bikini pics</p><p><strong>13:25</strong> – Pub messages, group chats & “men need to grow up”</p><p><strong>14:19</strong> – “That’s borderline cheating” & breaking trust</p><p><strong>15:49</strong> – When sorry isn’t enough & healing takes time</p><p><strong>16:42</strong> – Final verdict: dump him or set hard boundaries</p><p><strong>17:00</strong> – Hot toddy, swimming & gun show jokes</p><p><strong>18:12</strong> – Outro</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><br><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
HALF TERM BEST OF: The Jellyfish Incident! Erotic Books, Nickname Chaos & Abby’s Secret Sex Symbol Status!
24 févr. 202649 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s time for a Best Of special – the funniest, most chaotic and downright outrageous moments of the year so far.</p><br><p>From Peter’s accidental 6AM “private” workout in the pod (that may or may not have been caught on camera), to Abbey discovering she was someone’s lock screen… nothing is off limits. We revisit the now-infamous saturation diver jellyfish story (yes, it’s as bad as you remember), Pete’s Ibiza jellyfish disaster, and the marriage debate that had everyone shouting “you’re not present at all!”</p><br><p>Plus, the Nickname Game Hall of Fame returns with some absolute crackers — including “Cordless”, “Pothole” and the one ( you know the one!) that nearly broke the internet.</p><br><p>There’s posture problems, packing arguments, erotic literature confusion, scuba diving fails and proof (apparently) that Abbey is a full-blown sex symbol.</p><br><p>If you want to submit a story, Weekly Wine or a nickname for the Hall of Fame – hit the link below:</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction – Best Of Special</p><p>03:45 WikiFeet & “Abbie’s Trotters”</p><p>08:20 Pete’s 6AM Pod Workout</p><p>13:10 Posture & Spine Scare</p><p>17:40 “You’re Not Present” Marriage Debate</p><p>22:15 The Zurich Trip Chaos</p><p>27:30 The Jellyfish Diver Horror Story</p><p>33:40 Pete’s Ibiza Jellyfish Nightmare</p><p>36:50 Abbey’s Lock Screen Moment</p><p>40:10 Nickname Game Hall of Fame</p><p>45:20 Erotic Literature & Mr Tickle</p><p>49:00 Final Laughs</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Peter Crouch: I Hit A 10-Year-Old In The Face… And She Still Has Nightmares
19 févr. 202627 min<p>On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are diving headfirst into your dilemmas — and nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>From a gym co-owner who’s fed up of being mistaken for “the boss’s wife”, to a couple navigating pregnancy hormones after IVF, Abbey and Pete don’t hold back with their honest (and slightly chaotic) advice.</p><br><p>We get into the great boyfriend-at-50 debate, whether you’re ever too old for labels, and Abbey reveals why she’d never walk down the aisle again. There’s also a conversation about mismatched sex drives during pregnancy that gets very real… very quickly.</p><br><p>And in possibly the most Therapy Crouch segment ever, the team tackle the “Bumfluff Epidemic” — should men be manscaping their backsides in 2026?</p><p>Plus, Peter issues a public apology to a listener’s daughter after accidentally smashing a football into her face at Stamford Bridge.</p><br><p>Submit your AMA's by hitting the link below!</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab for the next episode — hit the link below!</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 – Ask Me Anything kicks off: gym life, paddle obsession & glow-ups</p><p>02:32 – The “Co-Owner” dilemma: why no one takes her seriously</p><p>04:19 – Abbey’s Christmas confession: “Thanks Dad”… for nothing</p><p>06:06 – Drop the “Co” — become THE Owner</p><p>07:24 – Lord Sugar memo story: demand the title</p><p>09:02 – IVF pregnancy & mismatched sex drives</p><p>10:57 – “It’s like the baby’s in the room”</p><p>12:03 – Curry, sex & inducing labour myths</p><p>14:16 – Are you too old to say “boyfriend”?</p><p>15:59 – “I would never get married again”</p><p>17:23 – The Bumfluff Epidemic begins</p><p>24:01 – Peter hits a 10-year-old in the face — heartfelt apology</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Why You Should NEVER Go Through Your Partners Phone!! Plus, Nickname Game, Butt Plugs and Smut Books!
18 févr. 202635 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things spiral almost immediately as Abbey and Peter dive into everything from our newly launched BONK BEAT BOOK CLUB chaos to one of the most unfiltered birthday calls we’ve ever heard.</p><br><p>Peter shares a listener confession that had him panicking when his wife called his bluff and asked to go through his phone…</p><br><p>We also hear the return of The Nickname Game, featuring some truly outrageous submissions including ‘Thrush’, ‘Harpic’ and the now infamous ‘Butt Plug’ — before Abbey calls her dad live on air for his birthday… and he absolutely steals the show.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who fears he’s about to lose another relationship because he struggles to show affection — sparking an honest and surprisingly emotional conversation about how men are raised to express (or suppress) their feelings.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & The Jumper Debate</p><p>03:35 The AirPods Gym Disaster</p><p>06:00 Wife Goes Through His Phone</p><p>07:20 “I Messaged Peter Crouch…”</p><p>11:50 The Nickname Game Returns</p><p>15:15 Abbey Calls Her Dad Live</p><p>16:45 “He’s Called Butt Plug”</p><p>19:30 The Wildest Nicknames Ever</p><p>24:30 Smutty Book Club Escalates</p><p>27:30 “I Can’t Express My Emotions”</p><p>29:10 Relationship Advice & Upbringing</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Entered the Giveaway? Winner Announced! Plus Ross Reveal Update!
13 févr. 202632 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch AMA, Pedro’s off sick so it’s just Abbey and Ross holding down the fort — and chaos ensues.</p><br><p>We kick things off with Ross’s long-awaited face reveal as Abbey recruits the listeners to send in their best <strong>photo-fit sketches</strong> before the big reveal. There’s also Valentine’s chat, glow-up jealousy and a listener whose partner hasn’t noticed her transformation (men, do better).</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we tackle a relationship that’s missing the passion of an ex, the <strong>13-year wait for a proposal</strong>, and whether a ring actually changes anything. Plus, Abbey gets brutally honest about weddings, security and why sometimes you need to give your man a kick up the arse.</p><br><p>We also hear about the <strong>worst house guest of all time</strong> — porch vomit, dressing gown theft and zero self-awareness — before deciding whether ghosting is ever acceptable.</p><p>It’s bonk beats vs Classic FM, hot mum paranoia and some very strong opinions on men being completely useless.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – hit the link below</p><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</a></p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:00 Valentine’s Day & Ross reveal tease</p><p>02:00 Ross photo-fit challenge</p><p>05:00 Hot mum/Stiffler’s Mum debate</p><p>07:00 Glow up vs no compliments</p><p>11:15 Ex passion vs secure love</p><p>14:00 Classic FM car chaos</p><p>15:30 13-year proposal dilemma</p><p>18:30 Wedding cost chat</p><p>20:45 Festival weirdo house guest</p><p>24:00 Dressing gown drama & ghosting</p><p>27:50 Book giveaway</p><p>31:10 Valentine’s sign-off</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL: The Bonk Beat Book Club Launch, Nickname Game and Relationship CRISES!
10 févr. 202647 min<p>In today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it’s Valentine’s Day week—and love is <em>not</em> in the air for everyone. Abbey and Peter dive into the chaos of coupledom, unpacking dodgy Valentine’s Day traditions, emotionally-charged listener rants, and their own romantic misfires.</p><br><p>The duo also get into thoughtful (and not-so-thoughtful) gifts, including matching PJs that never made it and strawberry body butter that’s become <em>too</em> predictable.</p><br><p>We also hear from a listener whose Valentine's re-evaluation spiral triggered a relationship crisis, and another whose fiancé ruins every gift by announcing it first. </p><br><p>Plus, there’s a steamy surprise segment on erotic literature—complete with dramatic readings and some very questionable knots.</p><br><p>Finally, it’s nickname heaven as listeners send in their best ever rude, weird and wildly inappropriate names for mates—featuring “Pothole”, “Slinky”, and the unforgettable “Joy Button.”</p><br><p>Send in your Agony Abs, weekly wines, and nickname game entries below!</p><br><p>00:00 - Introduction</p><p>04:32 - Gone Golfin’</p><p>18:01 - Valentine’s Day!</p><p>29:05 - Bonk Beats Book Club</p><p>35:20 - Joy Button</p><p>41:18 - So (Ham) Salad</p><p>45:33 - Competition time!</p><br><p>To contact us: </p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Is This Ever Acceptable? Girlfriend’s Bedroom Antics EXPOSED!
5 févr. 202642 min<p><br></p><p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything</em>, Abbey and Peter are back answering your weird and wonderful relationship dilemmas! </p><br><p>From bedroom boundaries to breath that clears the room, no topic is off-limits as the pair tackle your juiciest questions with their usual mix of honesty and humour. </p><br><p>Abbey reacts to a listener who’s left feeling rejected after discovering her partner’s solo antics upstairs, while Peter shares a very revealing story involving an early morning workout and some unfortunately placed studio cameras.</p><br><p>There’s also chaos in the group chat after a hen-do planning fail, the unspoken gym beef that might be more than it seems, and a heartfelt message from a mum navigating her son’s painful hair loss journey.</p><br><p>All this and much more only on this week’s Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything! </p><br><p>00:00 – Intro</p><p>05:10 – Parenting Hell</p><p>10:30 – Bad Breath</p><p>15:55 – Flying Solo</p><p>18:10 – 9-Year Itch</p><p>23:25 – Gym Crush</p><p>31:45 – The Sex Tape (Or lack of)</p><p>38:05 – Friendship Fallouts</p><p>40:25 – Outro</p><br><p><em>LAST CHANCE: We’re looking for mates, family-members or couples who want a free TUI holiday worth up to £5000 and a chance to appear on the Therapy Crouch! All you need to do is submit some key info and a video explaining the holiday dilemma you’re stuck with on the link here - </em><a href="https://urldefense.com/v3/__https://thetherapycrouch.myaudition.app/__;!!MOA0!dbeBz2dvenm3B3qPZkWy2DHNUwVhKQ0GF_Fu3Xc0BZMmmz_ZhQKuKeX_9isl87Az_KuO6xZFw5rsH-6_rtdKZLsl5Z-P$" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><em>https://thetherapycrouch.myaudition.app/ </em></a><em> T&C’s apply. </em></p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
‘He Had My WIFE As His Screensaver!!’ The Pitfalls of being a Sex Symbol
3 févr. 202642 min<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, things go from hilarious to heartwarming as Abbey and Peter dive into a chaotic mix of birthday surprises, burnt chocolate cats, and alien conspiracies. </p><br><p>From a charity lunch that ended in shots and Scouse storytelling to Peter’s “notes app revelation” and Abbey’s laser-focused hen do planning, this episode is jam-packed with relatable rants, golden anecdotes, and off-the-cuff laughs.</p><br><p>Pete reflects on the strange phenomenon of being married to a sex symbol (while being shabbered in public toilets), and Abbey shares her intense need to over-plan every detail of life—while Pete floats in football-induced chaos. </p><br><p>They also go deep on aliens, robot dogs, and conspiracy theories, questioning whether Jeff Bezos might be <em>one of them</em>. </p><br><p>Meanwhile, listeners write in with snoring scandals, regrettable screen-savers, and shocking first-time confessions.</p><br><p>As always, it’s candid, chaotic, and comfortingly unfiltered.</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
These 7 Deep Questions Reveal Everything About Your Relationship…
29 janv. 202626 min<p>On this week’s episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey, Peter and Ross open the floor for a no-holds-barred <strong>Ask Me Anything</strong>, and as expected… things get very real, very quickly. From chaotic birthday plans and ruined Gucci boots on the rugby sidelines, to brutally honest questions about confidence, relationships and what really goes on behind closed doors.</p><br><p>The trio dive into listeners’ dilemmas including intense housemate relationships, health anxiety and whether full body scans are worth the stress. Abbey opens up in a heartfelt Agony Ab from a new mum struggling with the idea of being “one and done” after a traumatic pregnancy journey and birth, sharing raw insight into postpartum recovery, pressure and letting go of expectations.</p><br><p>There’s also plenty of laughter along the way, including some jaw-dropping advice from a 1950s housewife manual, questionable supermarket habits and a reminder that sometimes… people just need to chill. </p><br><p>Honest, comforting and hilariously unfiltered — this is The Therapy Crouch at its most open.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or AMA question for a future episode, hit the link below.</p><br><p>00:00 - Ask Me Anything kicks off</p><p>01:20 - Birthday plans & golf negotiations</p><p>02:03 - Rugby sidelines & ruined Gucci boots</p><p>03:04 - Manual car chaos & electric car fears</p><p>04:05 - “Lost in a supermarket” question</p><p>05:20 - Hair loss, caffeine shampoo & rosemary oil</p><p>07:10 - Brutal 1950s housewife rules read aloud</p><p>09:05 - Describing each other in three words</p><p>10:52 - Smells that remind them of each other</p><p>12:25 - Hidden insecurities & confidence myths</p><p>13:01 - “If you were arrested…”</p><p>14:12 - Paris anniversary trip recommendations</p><p>16:34 - New mum fears being “one and done”</p><p>21:06 - Health anxiety & full body scans</p><p>23:12 - Living with a serial dater</p><p>25:42 - “Grow up” relationship reality check</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
World’s Worst Job Revealed: ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’
27 janv. 202654 min<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, it's toe-sucking confessions, jellyfish disasters, and serious surname showdowns as Peter and Abbey tackle everything from foot fetishes to holiday debates. </p><br><p>Pete kicks things off with a surprising story about a mate who could operate just about anything with his feet (yes, really), and the gang discover the secret to Peter’s longevity…quite literally</p><br><p>Plus, we hear from a listener stuck in a relationship stand-off about baby names, another going on a solo trip to Peru, and someone who is feeling slightly shortchanged when it comes the abundance of birthday gifts she feels forced to buy for her best friends kids! </p><br><p>It’s wild, it’s unfiltered, and it’s Therapy Crouch at its best. </p><br><p>Don’t forget to subscribe and send in your weekly woes!</p><br><p>Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. Stay tuned over the next few weeks, as Pete and Ab help two listeners with genuine holiday dilemmas they’re trying to crack, ahead of a real-life TUI holiday! <a href="https://www.tui.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tui.co.uk/</a></p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
‘It Cost HOW MUCH?!’ Crouchy’s Holiday Nightmare Revealed!!
22 janv. 202631 min<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything</em>, Abbey and Pete are spiralling over their imaginary house renovation — which is impressive, considering they haven’t even bought the place yet. </p><br><p>The staircase has already been sold, everything is painted bone and we’re 3 Pinterest boards away from a nervous breakdown.</p><br><p>Things only escalate from there: Pete talks holiday rip offs, and one listener writes in begging us to help save his marriage (no pressure).</p><br><p>They also dive into the wild world of faux olive trees, Scottish snow gritters and give their verdict on exactly what time it is socially acceptable to crack open a cold one when on your holidays!</p><br><p>Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything!</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
How to Stay Naughty at 40: Abbey’s Bday Bonanza Debrief
20 janv. 202647 min<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter unpack the chaos of Abbey’s long awaited 40th birthday — and it’s safe to say Peter surpassed all of our expectations. </p><br><p>In classic Therapy Crouch style, there was a couple of bumps a long the way - think Simply Red, Spoilt surprises and gift giving headaches - yet Crouchy still scores a 10/10 for this one! </p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is in desperate need of advice on how to avoid ‘Cringe-fest’ boys with a penchant for T-shirt designs as well as from a listener whose ‘parasite’ housemate is threatening to ruin their ‘new year, new me’ mojo. </p><br><p>It’s funny, unfiltered, weirdly touching — and proof that even the most chaotic surprises can go right (kind of).</p><br><p><strong>00:04:00</strong> – Abbey’s obsession with “bone” colored paint sparks a hilarious marital debate</p><p><strong>00:11:30</strong> – Listener writes in about surprise “I Love India” breakup shirt</p><p><strong>00:18:45</strong> – Bowling ball etiquette: when men lose on dates</p><p><strong>00:25:00</strong> – Abbey’s flu… or birthday hangover?</p><p><strong>00:30:40</strong> – Abbey recaps the full surprise Paris birthday weekend (gifts, glam, family lies)</p><p><strong>00:39:50</strong> – Pete admits he left Abbey’s designer gift on the train</p><p><strong>00:44:20</strong> – IVF struggle story and Abbey’s heartfelt response on fertility & motherhood</p><p><strong>00:50:50</strong> – New Year, nightmare roommate: listener agony advice</p><p><strong>00:56:00</strong> – The nail injury that made headlines (and cancelled Pete’s golf)</p><p><strong>01:00:10</strong> – Reflections on why the birthday surprise meant everything</p><br><p><br></p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
The Silent Red Flag in Long-Term Relationships & Is Filming in Gyms Completely Out of Control?!
15 janv. 202625 min<p>On today’s episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch: Ask Us Anything</strong>, Abbey and Peter tackle the chaos of January head-on as listeners write in with their biggest dilemmas, disasters and frustrations. From the pressure of dating apps and speed dating horror stories to the very real pain of hosting a dinner party that goes completely off the rails, nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>The pair also dive into why January is financially ruthless, whether a proper “reset” is even possible after Christmas, and why trying to improve your mental health with daily walks can quickly turn into rage at the general public. There’s also a fiery debate on gym culture, Gen Z filming etiquette, and whether social media has completely warped how we see ourselves.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, the conversation turns more serious as a listener questions a relationship that’s been stuck in limbo for 11 years, raising honest questions about commitment, living apart, and knowing when to draw the line. As always, Abbey and Peter offer straight-talking advice, plenty of laughs, and a comforting reminder that most of us are just trying to get through January in one piece.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast — hit the link below.</p><br><p>00:00 – The reluctant but passionate subscribe plea</p><p>01:05 – Freshers flu, cold water swims & winter routines</p><p>02:01 – Why being cold is worse than being hot</p><p>03:14 – Sideline fashion disasters & the “undertaker coat”</p><p>05:34 – Dating pressure, speed dating chaos & conspiracy theorists</p><p>07:34 – Dinner party disasters and Come Dine With Me humiliation</p><p>09:58 – January finances falling apart spectacularly</p><p>12:52 – Mental health walks ruined by the general public</p><p>14:30 – Forest walks, flashers & clearing your head</p><p>15:25 – The most disrespectful snorer on the Eurostar</p><p>17:27 – Gen Z gym culture and filming rage</p><p>19:04 – Social media, comparison & gym anxiety</p><p>22:38 – Living apart after 11 years: relationship crossroads</p><p>24:26 – Hard truths about commitment and moving in together</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Gym Guilt, Dry Jan & Unrealistic Resolutions - Why January Is the Most Emotionally INTENSE Month...
13 janv. 202649 min<p>On today’s episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey and Peter are back together for the first time since Christmas — and there’s <em>a lot</em> to unpack. From festive wins and forgotten Yorkshire puddings to why January suddenly turns everyone into a life coach, the pair reflect on the emotional hangover that comes after the holidays.</p><br><p>They dive into the pressure of New Year expectations, from five-year plans and relationship check-ins to Dry January guilt and gym anxiety. Peter shares stories from a surreal Dubai trip rubbing shoulders with football legends, while Abbey recounts a genuinely horrifying nail injury that landed her in hospital.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, listeners open up about outgrowing old friendships, feeling emotionally drained by familiar faces, and the shame spiral that comes with January self-improvement attempts. Abbey and Peter offer honest, reassuring advice on letting relationships evolve, easing off unrealistic resolutions, and giving yourself a bit of grace during a heavy month.</p><br><p>It’s funny, reflective, occasionally chaotic — and exactly the January reset you didn’t know you needed.</p><br><p>00:00 – Opening chaos, banter and Christmas hangover energy</p><p>01:04 – Christmas recap</p><p>02:09 – Weekly Wine: forgotten Yorkshire puddings & bean debates</p><p>04:27 – Abbey’s Christmas rant: mums doing all the work</p><p>06:07 – Listener message: January deep chats and relationship fatigue</p><p>08:00 – New Year pressure, five-year plans and “New year, new me” dread</p><p>10:07 – Moon landings, Elon Musk and conspiracy detour</p><p>12:30 – Mum’s annual January life-audit</p><p>15:28 – Dry Jan intentions and realistic resets</p><p>21:00 – Dubai trip, sports legends and football name-dropping chaos</p><p>26:16 – Abbey’s nail injury horror story in Dubai</p><p>31:25 – New Year resolutions, health, longevity and body scans</p><p>33:18 – Deep dive: consciousness, death and untapped brain power</p><p>42:08 – Agony Abs: outgrowing old friendships</p><p>46:25 – Gym guilt, January shame and realistic fitness advice</p><p>50:10 – Wrapping up, birthdays and subscribe reminder</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Best AMA Questions 2025: Sex Schedules & Hotel Confessions
8 janv. 202633 min<p>On today's episode, we're bringing you an absolute monster Best of Ask Us Anything special - and things get properly wild.</p><br><p>Abbey, Pete, and Ross tackle your most outrageous questions from 2025: Sex schedules, dealing with your partner and his nightmare mates, and bedroom boundaries (or lack of) that left everyone speechless.</p><br><p>We also revisit our favourite mini games from last year including; How many animals can we name without Abbey noticing, golf guessing games and name that footballer!! </p><br><p>Fair warning: this gets saucy as we cover pegging debates, Ann Summers shopping lists, and post-baby intimacy. But if you've wondered whether you're the only one dealing with this stuff - you're definitely not.</p><br><p><strong>TherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #RelationshipAdvice #AskMeAnything #BestOf2025 #Podcast</strong></p><br><p><br></p><p>0:00 - Intro </p><p>3:14 - Fake Olympic Career Exposed</p><p>3:52 - Cat Pee Problems & Solutions</p><p>6:00 - Should Couples Try Therapy?</p><p>8:00 - The Secret Animal Game Revealed</p><p>8:47 - Would You Shag a Celebrity?</p><p>9:49 - Abby Pronounces Football Names (Hilarious)</p><p>11:22 - Peter Crouch Spotted on a Lime Bike in Nice!</p><p>13:20 - Pegging Question: Bedroom Boundaries</p><p>16:28 - Can You Complain About Your Partner's Friends?</p><p>17:33 - Should Couples Schedule Sex?</p><p>18:56 - Date Nights vs. Scheduled Intimacy</p><p>20:51 - Hotel Getaways: Romance or Pressure?</p><p>23:07 - Golf guessing game</p><p>27:01 - First Couples Getaway After Baby Anxiety</p><p>32:27 - Wrap Up & Final Thoughts</p><br><p>To contact us: </p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><br><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
“I Thought I’d Go Out First”: Shona McGarty Opens Up About Anxiety, EastEnders Fame & Jungle Truths
6 janv. 202656 min<p>On today’s episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey and Peter are joined by the beautiful EastEnders icon and talented singer <strong>Shona McGarty</strong> - and nothing is off limits.</p><br><p>Shona opens up about life after EastEnders, what it’s really like being known as ‘Whitney’ for over 20 years, and why stepping into the jungle was both terrifying and transformational.</p><p>She talks candidly about anxiety, imposter syndrome and learning how to cope when fear shows up — as well as losing her dignity, surviving on rice and beans, and why she never wants to see a pretzel again.</p><br><p>There’s also plenty of laughter as the gang dive into bonk beats, phone-call rage, and the chaos of modern life.</p><p>Plus, Shona helps tackle an Agony Ab about being <em>too</em> reliable, sharing why saying no is sometimes the most powerful thing you can do.</p><br><p>Honest, hilarious and surprisingly emotional — this is one you don’t want to miss.</p><br><p>00:00 – Kicking off</p><p>01:02 – Introducing the pod & today’s guest</p><p>02:05 – Compliments, affirmations & relationship banter</p><p>04:10 – New Year reflections & turning 40</p><p>06:00 – Slowing down, being present & personal goals</p><p>07:10 – Weekly whines: technology, logins & QR code rage</p><p>09:05 – Paper menus & feeling “too old”</p><p>11:15 – Phone call anxiety & unannounced callers</p><p>13:20 – Oversharing on speakerphone disasters</p><p>14:25 – Bringing Shona McGarty into the studio</p><p>15:00 – First impressions & life after I’m A Celeb</p><p>16:40 – No makeup TV moments & singing confidence</p><p>18:20 – Jungle food, hunger & rice trauma</p><p>19:50 – Camp friendships & WhatsApp groups</p><p>21:10 – Being known as “Whitney” forever</p><p>23:00 – Growing up on EastEnders</p><p>25:00 – Long days, waiting around & strict schedules</p><p>27:00 – Iconic EastEnders cast moments</p><p>29:10 – Singing ambitions & future goals</p><p>31:00 – Anxiety, medication & coping mechanisms</p><p>33:00 – Caffeine withdrawal & jungle headaches</p><p>34:40 – Trials, bugs, cockroaches & survival fears</p><p>36:20 – Bonk baits, music choices & bedroom pressure</p><p>38:50 – Quotes to live by & winning arguments</p><p>41:00 – Jungle toilets, dignity loss & weight loss</p><p>43:00 – Highlights of the jungle experience</p><p>45:00 – What Shona missed most from home</p><p>46:40 – Imposter syndrome & fitting in</p><p>48:30 – Watching the show back</p><p>50:20 – Agony Ab: being “too reliable” at work</p><p>53:10 – Learning to say no & setting boundaries</p><p>55:20 – Final thoughts, gratitude & wrap-up</p><p>57:10 – End of episode & sign-off</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Happy New Year from The Therapy Crouch!
30 déc. 20251 min<p>Happy New Year from Abbey and Peter! 🥂 Just a quick message to say thank you for all the love this year and to wish you a happy, healthy start to 2025.</p><br><p>We’re taking a short breather, but don’t worry — <strong>The Therapy Crouch is back next week</strong> with a <em>beautiful</em> guest to kick off the new year properly.</p><br><p>See you very soon for more laughs, honesty and relationship therapy you didn’t ask for (but probably need). ✨</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
