Five Minute Warning

Episode 132 - Everything Can't be White People

<p>On this special before-Memorial Day episode, we asked about how we would change the political system. AG quit. AG rejoined us. We talked about Juneteenth Ice Cream. We had Hey Ladies and Foreign Affairs segments. And we talked about how everything can't be about white people. Everything...</p>

Episode 131 - Let me get some of that Pillsbury...

<p>On this episode of FMW, we start off with the dangers of dropping your $1300 Apple Watch in the slow world of EPCOT, AG teaching in the Rise and Shine, MoeB is always winnin' in Tell ME I'm Wrong. In the My5, we talked about the best dates we have taken people on and we end with some helpful information for the upcoming summer. </p>

Episode 130 - Tropicana Dream, with Pulp

<p>On this episode, we talk about what to do in your last 24 hours. We also have a great Hey Ladies segment, we are venturing into international waters with Foreign Affairs and we start it all with learning about the new cereal that is made for orange juice and not milk. The guys reactions will drop you to the floor.</p>

Episode 129 - Mother&apos;s Day 2022

<p>This week we celebrated Mother's Day and we hope that everyone had a great Mother's Day. We debuted a new segment "First thing on your mind", which is hilarious. AG hit us with another Rise and Shine. MoeB wanted to tell us that he is wrong about his take on possible overturn of Roe v Wade. And we talk about an easter bunny giving elementary school kids easter eggs filled with condoms. Safe sex education started early. I wonder if they probably thought that they were balloons...</p>

Episode 128 - AG is back... with the Bubbaguts!

<p>On this week's Five Minute Warning, AG has returned to the Five Minute Warning and he came back with a BOOM! His 'Hey Ladies' segment was FYRE!!! Remember when you had the bubbaguts? There is a story about that. We also talk about how driving down stairs intoxicated, might not be a good idea, especially at the police statement. And we talk about the favorite food at the picnic, since it is starting to get into family reunion season! Enjoy!</p>

Episode 127 - The Heroes that we didn&apos;t know we needed

<p>On this episode on FMW, we talked about the juggernaut known as Disney, and their future, how you get profiled at your own business, what do you have to say to get hot grease thrown on you (and we may never know), and MoeB tries to make me tell him that he is wrong (and I think I failed again). </p>

Episode 126 - Blood Call Hours

<p>On this episode, we talk about MoeB's adventures in the hospital, giving blood during booty call hours and what they are doing with the blood at that time,. When connecting the confederate and genocide goes wrong, and what happens when the people from Florida invade the higher 48, and craziness ensues.</p>

Episode 125 - Entanglement is a trigger word

<p>This week on FMW, we talk about trigger words (words or phrases that automatically get our attention), like entanglement. We also talk about changing things in the world, and Crazy World adopted Foreign Affairs, in which things became comical after that. Never a dull day on FMW...</p>

Episode 124 - The Ancient One

<p>On this week on Five Minute Warning, of course we talk about the slap heard around the world. Because that is what we do. Talked a little Final Four conversation, we have a little Rise and Shine, do a little Foreign Affairs, and we talk about ways to calm yourself down when you are agitated. Yes, we are here 'for the healing' as well.</p>

Episode 123 - Relationships Part 4 - Disposable Income

<p>On this episode of FMW, the last episode about Relationships. In this episode we talk about breakups and the future after you have found "the 1". Do we cry after breakups? Cheating? Why is that happening? It was a great episode to end the series on. A must-watch!</p>

Episode 122 - Relationships Part 3 - He was Lame

<p>On this episode, we are continue our monthly topic of relationships by talking about the moments that AG and MoeB knew that their wives were the one for them; when is it time to bring them around the friends and family; and oh, kids doing slave auctions in school again. Sigh.</p>

Episode 121 - Relationships Part 2 - Is it ok for me to fart?

<p>On this episode, we talked about the insane stupidity of Ryan Coogler having issues getting money from HIS account, and we continue the Relationship conversation. We talk about what we like in a woman and the four words that changes relationships, "What are we Doing?".</p>

Episode 120 - Relationships Part 1 - Snatchwrap

<p>On this episode, we start a multi-part discussion about Relationships (from our point of view). We speak about where you can meet a potential relationship and then the different types of guy that you may meet. </p>

Episode 119 - Sometimes, the juice ain&apos;t worth the squeeze

<p>On this episode, the crew talks about the dedication to a master plan, blonde Jesus (?), what drinks do the crew sometimes indulge in for the My5 this week. AG talks about Jared closing in the Hello Ladies segment. MoeB asks about the double sided conversation in the Michigan coach's suspension, and more in this episode.</p>

Episode 118 - Shootin&apos; and Drivin&apos;

<p>On this episode, the guys talk about if ignorance or lack of growth will destroy interracial/interethnic relationships. Foreign Affairs addresses the strong actions of "Shootin' and drivin'" in an international territory. We address the Super Bowl. AG hits us with the quick Rise and Shine, and the My5 this week is about 5 things we should do to make our lives better, but we aren't doing it. Interesting stuff.</p>

Episode 117 - It&apos;s finally here...

<p>On this episode, we give you tips on how to make your Valentine's day great, including the best Valentine's Day gifts/events that we have done. In the My5, we tell what background music that you need playing with your significant other and of course, it is finally here. The first episode of the most anticipated segment on the show in a long time, "Hey Ladies". Don't miss it!</p>

Episode 116 - Deal Breakers

<p>On this episode, Ruben and MoeB talked about issues between a wife and his mother, people still not understanding what they can and can't say (N-word), keeping our borders safe with Foreign Affairs and in the My5, what are the deal breakers that we have in a woman that we choose.&nbsp;</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Episode 115 - Men can&apos;t say...WHAT?

<p>On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk about what men CAN'T say, would we redo ti all and go to a HBCU instead of the mainstream university that we went to, we are also wondering if your pull out game is strong? We even have a special appearance from the Republic Country of Florida. Could be interesting...</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Episode 114 - AG&apos;s #2 is becoming a legend within itself

<p>This week on the Five Minute Warning, we talk about taking 20 million dollars or being an intelligent six year old again, MoeB talks about the International Colony of Florida in this week's Foreign Affairs, we introduce a new segment, then we don't (got to listen to understand) and what not to eat when you are about to visit someone's house, so you do not have to introduce yourself to the porcelain.</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Episode 113 - Tell Me I&apos;m Wrong

<p>On this episode, we introduce a new segment by Mo=eB called "Tell Me I'm Wrong", and everything ensues. We also talk about getting random people to give vaccines out, when does free speech becomes dangerous and you hear that? Yep, it is the dog whistles again.</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Episode 112 - Comin&apos; in hot...

<p>In this episode, the show started when the host's fandom for WFT was attacked by another member of the crew. Festivus was recognized when the crew spoke about their grievances from the past year. AG educates us on the 'Black American Flag'. That is some education that you need to her for yourself. The crew talks about what they are looking forward to in the new year in the My5. Happy New Year everyone!!</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Episode 111 - Flyin&apos; high on the bus

<p>On this episode, we learned that an 850 pound pot brownie can and will change lives, where are our favorite places that we have been, we ask why Presidents Washington and Jefferson do not have the moniker of being a racist, and what songs that our outside of our normal genre of music that we like.&nbsp;</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Episode 110 - Holiday Memories

<p>On this episode, the guys talk about some of their favorite holiday memories, the annual camels beauty contest, another visit to Florida, another Rise and Shine from AG and we then talk about our favorite activities that are not related to sports.&nbsp;</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Episode 109 - They all comin&apos; fo&apos; me

<p>This week, it seems like everyone is coming for me, more than usual. Other than that, we spoke about people not doing their jobs, people being 'Grinches' and in the My5 we talked about what foods that we do not like during the winter holiday season.</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Episode 108 - Go-Go-Gadget AG

<p>On this episode, we talk about breast feeding cats on a plane, LeBron James kicking people out of games, college is now a total pf $500 a semester, AG showing off his go-go-gadget skills, and the rant about lying politicians. Yep, it had to happen</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Episode 107 - You can always go back...to the kid&apos;s table...

<p>With the return of MoeB in rare form, we talk about why pay for a fake vaccine card, when the shot is free, prison health outsourcing, the unity that the International Republic of Florida can bring to the United States of America, and MoeB makes peace with his sworn enemy, the kid's table.</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Episode 106 - Horsin&apos; Around

<p>This week, AG and I talked about burning books, take your horse to school day, and vulgar banners. We also talked about whether marginalized groups can truly unite if individualization within the group continue? Just another normal episode of Five Minute Warning.</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Episode 105 - Don&apos;t microwave your urine

<p>This week, we spoke about Aaron Rodgers, a 17 year old trying to vote, a casino/resort hitting the STOP sign, a My5 about the best of the winter season and Foreign Affairs goes back into time to let you know how long MoeB has felt about our international borders.</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Episode 104 - 2 Year Anniversary - &quot;Sexual White Chocolate?&quot;

<p>This is the 2 year anniversary of the podcast! Thank you to everyone for listening. This week, we talk about cleaning up school pictures, sometimes being sexual chocolate for Halloween all the way may not be a good idea, when is cancel culture too much, and the normal hijinks that happen. Thank you for listening to us for two years!</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Episode 103 - Dedication is a tattoo on your forehead...

<p>This week, we talked about a terrible daycare owner, bad children drawings in school will get you arrested, the forehead tattoo person calls the cops on himself, and we talk about what we think about Halloween.</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>