Five Minute Warning

Episode 156 - Self Awareness is a Trait

<p>On this episode, we talk about the pettiness of Elon Musk and his purchase and questionable changes on Twitter, MoeB gives us the update on his coaching adventures, and somehow, we get into a discussion about the future of the Republican Party. I know. Crazy, right?</p>

Episode 155 - Lesson #4081 - If you talk it, you had better back it up

<p>On this episode of Five Minute Warning, MoeB and I talk about Georgia, people licking toads and how smuggling a gun in poultry, may not be the best idea. MoeB takes us back to Florida with his Foreign Affairs segment, and sometimes you are never too old to learn that talking the 'cold cash' may come with tearful consequences.</p>

Episode 154 - Fast Food and Support

<p>On this episode of the Five Minute Warning, we talk about the necessity to vote, choosing of fast food to be your last one and child support: is the system good? We have some Real Talk, some Hey Ladies and a special Rise and Shine from MoeB. </p>

Episode 153 - 3rd Anniversary - It&apos;s Nasty (not the episode)

<p>This is the 3rd Anniversary of the show. We talk about one of most nastiest pieces of food ever created (my opinion). Ruben wanted AG to tell him that he was wrong, and AG hit us with some Foreign Affairs. This episode was juicy. Yes, that was a bad pun.</p>

Episode 152 - We in the past, but not in the present?

<p>On this episode of FMW, we talk about how all gummies are not good for your kids, a legit Parent Trap, a real-life super villain, and MoeB talks about how black people are represented in prequels of movie and television series, but not in the current versions of them. Worth the listen.</p>

Episode 151 - Lazy over Self Preservation

<p>On this week's episode of FMW, we talk about how old people need to rob people to maybe make sure that their medicare is right, after he lost his finger at the scene of the crime, the relevance of the Commanders and their fanbase, dudes biting dogs, and MoeB talks about this generation who has nothing original thoughts. Please vote. </p>

Episode 150 - So, we got to do a thing...

<p>Episode 150 is here! AG returned! And we celebrated it the only way we can...with a My5! This week we talked about the five things we can't live without. Also, I hit MoeB and AG with a new First Thing on Your Mind! (which was hilarious). AG dropped a hey Ladies and MoeB hit us with a trip to the territory of Florida. And AG goers DARK! Gotta listen to understand...</p>

Episode 149 - Natural Selection to protect everyone

<p>On this episode of FMW, MoeB and I we talk about the roll of natural selection that occurs in life, when people do things like: cook food in NyQuil, among other things. We talk about how voting in Texas is VERY important this year. I talked about New Edition and MoeB talked about R&amp;B music. And we collided.</p>

Episode 148 - Weaponizing ... Flowers?

<p>On this episode, MoeB and Ruben talk about the new weapon for men these days, according to another podcast, flowers. Yep, I don't get it either. MoeB also talks about parents being better for their kids, and we discuss what's going on in Boston and the lengths people will go to get away from their families. Smh...</p>

Episode 147 - It&apos;s so good, it&apos;s like sunshine. I want no parts of that.

<p>On this episode of FMW, we talked about bringing nunchucks to a gun fight at a school, AG hit us with a 'Hey Ladies' and MoeB was going to go PC. The question is, did he? The only way to find out is to take a listen.</p>

Episode 146 - Should have I been shocked?

<p>On this week of FMW, we talk about football, the Queen's passing and back scratchers. We also talked about that 'white' in our PPE. Be careful! And we answer the age old question: Which is better: Red Lobster Biscuits or Church's Chicken Honey Butter biscuits?</p>

Episode 145 - Eating is a privilege, sometimes we need to remember that.

<p>On this episode of FMW, we talk about what and how many times you should have edibles. Sometimes, once is enough, but i digress. AG hits us with another "Rise and Shine" and we might be able to tell MoeB that "he is wrong". Maybe? In the My5, we talk about the good and bad of flying. So much to unpack. Take a listen.</p>

Episode 144 - Look, the Bigfoot is real! I seen&apos;t it!

<p>On this episode of FMW, the rabbit hole is opened once again as the guys deal with "First Thing on You Mind". Yes, there is an official Bigfoot Sighting Organization. I could talk about everything else we talked about, but it would just ruin the episode for you. Take a listen.</p>

Episode 143 - Piss, Popcicles and Plunderers

<p>This week on FMW, we talked about ways to tell your significant other that you are expecting, AG drops more truth in his Rise and Shine segment, and everything else, well, you just have to listen. The title of this episode says it all.</p>

Episode 142 - They had style, they had grace, the truth will be in this place

<p>On this episode of FMW, AG is back and hit us with the truth of song Vogue. It is an interesting take, and it is worth the listen. Ruben talks about crazy stuff in the world and in the My5, we talked about 5 things that we will never, ever do, even if we could.</p>

Episode 141 - Time and Place, man. Time and Place.

<p>This week, MoeB and I talk about the real stories in this country, such as Lindsey Graham wanting states to be in control of everything, graduation photos creating a buzz at an international university, the true meaning and uses of time and place, BOGO, and of the course we finally talk about the ramifications of the BG situation.</p>

Episode 140 - The bear must have came for his pic-i-nic basket...

<p>On this week, we bring Marcus J back and introducing Jay Grizzy to the show this week. MoeB shows up later, when he wasn't supposed to be here. We talked about WWE Summerslam, and we took the crew through the gauntlet of craziness around the world. We had a My5 of our musical interests, and we had a 4-box! It is worth the listen as I bring my show past and my show present together.</p>

Episode 139 - Everybody doesn&apos;t get what they want

<p>On this episode, the returning AG is bringing the thunder with his Rise and Shine about what the reversal of Roe v Wade really means, e talk about what is the most important thing in a relationship in the Questions of the Day, and of course we talk about how you get tazed on a riding lawnmower when you are trying to get away from the police. Some things, you just can't make up...</p>

Episode 138 - The different levels of chicken, and how it affects you

<p>On this episode, MoeB and I discuss why the conversation of women are the "prize" and men are just 'whatever' still exists. We also talk about the value, or lack thereof, of introducing certain foods into your body, especially when you have never had it before. And the answer to the biggest question ever, "How to satisfy a man". The answer shouldn't surprise you... </p>

Episode 137 - That is someone I can get behind...

<p>We are back from a one week hiatus and nothing has slowed down. Who made booty-poppin on a handstand interesting this week? Man, the HOV people are out and of course, when your second person is a fetus, is that fair? Jumping naked on Big Rig apparently is a sport in Foreign Affairs. Then we talk about what we like to cook. All this and more on this new episode of Five Minute Warning.</p>

Episode 136 - Apologies...

<p>On this episode, we talk about the fallout from the the Roe v Wade reversal. Hey Ladies addresses it and we give our own personal opinions on the subject. Three black men's opinion on the subject? What more could you want? We also had fun talking about some new questions on the block as well. </p>

Episode 135 - Learning how to use profanity...properly

<p>On this Father's Day episode, we have a callback to one of our Crazy World stories from a while back, AG hit us with a "Rise and Shine" and MoeB had a comparison with Drake and LL Cool J in his "Tell Me I'm Wrong" segment. In the Question of the Day, we talk about whether gender roles still exist today. And my mother gave us some critical advice about our show (yes, she does watch and listen, most of the time). It is worth the listen.</p>

Episode 134 - Who has a sniper rifle in the hood?

<p>On this episode, we bring back the new segment, "First Thing On Your Mind", and the answers will have you rofl- ing; "Hey Ladies" is back with his "Forget Me Nots"; "Foreign Affairs" bring you the business in the "territory" attached to the US, including police trying to catch a woman riding a suitcase; yes, a suitcase; and when you go fishing there, you can catch sniper rifles; And we introduce a new segment "#TheyDidThatS***"; because we think that they may have #DidThatD***. This episode contains new slang. Worth. The. Listen.</p>

Episode 133 - Don&apos;t forget me in the backseat!

<p>This week, we talk about the show P-Valley, the dangers of transporting in an airport, in your wheelchair; AG takes us on a trip about the politics of civility in the Rise and Shine; MoeB takes us back in his new segment, "The Olden Days"; the My5 this week, talks about what we would change about the school system. Very educational.</p>

Episode 132 - Everything Can&apos;t be White People

<p>On this special before-Memorial Day episode, we asked about how we would change the political system. AG quit. AG rejoined us. We talked about Juneteenth Ice Cream. We had Hey Ladies and Foreign Affairs segments. And we talked about how everything can't be about white people. Everything...</p>

Episode 131 - Let me get some of that Pillsbury...

<p>On this episode of FMW, we start off with the dangers of dropping your $1300 Apple Watch in the slow world of EPCOT, AG teaching in the Rise and Shine, MoeB is always winnin' in Tell ME I'm Wrong. In the My5, we talked about the best dates we have taken people on and we end with some helpful information for the upcoming summer. </p>

Episode 130 - Tropicana Dream, with Pulp

<p>On this episode, we talk about what to do in your last 24 hours. We also have a great Hey Ladies segment, we are venturing into international waters with Foreign Affairs and we start it all with learning about the new cereal that is made for orange juice and not milk. The guys reactions will drop you to the floor.</p>

Episode 129 - Mother&apos;s Day 2022

<p>This week we celebrated Mother's Day and we hope that everyone had a great Mother's Day. We debuted a new segment "First thing on your mind", which is hilarious. AG hit us with another Rise and Shine. MoeB wanted to tell us that he is wrong about his take on possible overturn of Roe v Wade. And we talk about an easter bunny giving elementary school kids easter eggs filled with condoms. Safe sex education started early. I wonder if they probably thought that they were balloons...</p>

Episode 128 - AG is back... with the Bubbaguts!

<p>On this week's Five Minute Warning, AG has returned to the Five Minute Warning and he came back with a BOOM! His 'Hey Ladies' segment was FYRE!!! Remember when you had the bubbaguts? There is a story about that. We also talk about how driving down stairs intoxicated, might not be a good idea, especially at the police statement. And we talk about the favorite food at the picnic, since it is starting to get into family reunion season! Enjoy!</p>

Episode 127 - The Heroes that we didn&apos;t know we needed

<p>On this episode on FMW, we talked about the juggernaut known as Disney, and their future, how you get profiled at your own business, what do you have to say to get hot grease thrown on you (and we may never know), and MoeB tries to make me tell him that he is wrong (and I think I failed again). </p>