SmartLess

"Jelly Roll"

<p>Mama didn’t raise no fool this week, folks; it’s Jelly Roll. Incarceration, the need to write music, and the Nobody Cries Alone Policy. Put on your shower-shoes and go for the heat package… it’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Bill Burr&quot;

<p>It’s a point of contention already… with our guest Bill Burr. A soliloquy, much needed advice to plumbers, and underground hockey conspiracy theories. Does your dog need Prozac, or do you? It’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Mark Hamill&quot;

<p>Grab your power converters, it’s our national treasure, Mr. Mark Hamill. Spices in space, body-part autographs, time machines, and Scotty’s first pod. Revert to your 9 year-old nerd self… it’s an all-new SmartWars.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;RE-RELEASE: Ricky Gervais&quot;

<p>His name is Ricky Gervais. He likes a crisp IPA, a ripe international spy thriller, and he also happens to care deeply about humanity. Welcome to another wild & crazy episode of SmartLess.</p><p>This episode was originally released on 12/7/2020.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Bill Gates&quot;

<p>Open the Windows, let’s be BASIC, but don’t XP your pants… it’s the one and only Bill Gates. Pointing, clicking, The Golden Rule, and the dangers of peanut brittle. You have violated the pun law— it’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Ariana Grande&quot;

<p>We're having tea with the dames in heaven: it's Ariana Grande. Moon masks, singing on the treadmill, a wicked slumber, and an insane journey with music. Knock knock, is everyone ok? It’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Jesse Eisenberg&quot;

<p>Now there’s a nice fella; it’s Jesse Eisenberg. We talk ‘businesstry’ and beyond: the secret to slapping, magic, anthropology, social networks, and Jimmy Kimmel’s acting. Clip on your hairpiece... it’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Tig Notaro&quot;

<p>Ladies and gents, it’s our pal Tig Notaro. Party bits, dabbling for decades, a lesbian flying a helicopter, and a dream come true. Pop on your eagle jacket and hop in your Zamboni; it’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Peter Berg&quot;

<p>Put down the sugar– we have the wonderful Peter Berg. A rash, a seething ball of confusion and rage, and a love for the game. Happy New Year, Listener. It’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;RE-RELEASE: Selena Gomez&quot;

<p>Gather ‘round listener, it’s Selena Gomez! We talk Craigslist, a hot Barney, and blissful ignorance. Practice your mirror-face; it’s an all-new SmartLess.</p><p>This episode was originally released on 1/8/2024.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Jason Blum&quot;

<p>Mr. Jason Blum finally attains the golden chalice. A babbling brook, a flash of brilliance, and a commercial/residential electrician. “You can swallow saliva, you know. It’s built for that.” Welcome to SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Luis Elizondo&quot;

<p>Come fly away with us, it’s Luis Elizondo – former Director of the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program. Tin foil hats, muddy bootprints, and “we are the coyote.” The goal of the head is to be round; it’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Holiday Bonus&quot;

<p>It's a holiday miracle! We love you, listener.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Kieran Culkin&quot;

<p>Let it cascade; it’s Kieran Culkin. Acting, not-acting, Jazz, meat, and no hobbies. All this could be yours. Welcome to SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Denis Villeneuve&quot;

<p>Life is in session right now, with Denis Villeneuve. Twilight anesthesia, addiction to power, teenage dreams… and Paddles still makes it to dinner. We are not a medical podcast; it’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;RE-RELEASE: Maya Rudolph&quot;

<p>Superhero Maya Rudolph skydives in for some cork-popping fun on another juicy episode of the pod. Songs are sung, stories are told, and Maya educates us all, by example, on how to be the coolest cucumber around.</p><p>This episode was originally released on 9/7/2020.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Daniel Craig&quot;

<p>Lay out your reefer jacket and matching trousers, we have a Commander in the Royal Navy a.k.a. Mr. Daniel Craig giving orders this week. We examine self-reflections such as “do I want to turn into a film horse?” what it’s like to be a Storm Trooper, a numb thumb and no bump, and Room Service: LIVE! Just slide the potatoes under the door… it’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Zoe Saldaña&quot;

<p>Escape [room] with us and our Triple-A, Zoe Saldaña. The Universal Language, Scientists, Animals & Children, The Volume, and gelato every day. To your point, welcome in… it’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Jim Gaffigan&quot;

<p>Ladies and gents, it’s Jim Gaffigan the clapping sea lion! 200 commercials, 11 specials, 5 children, and a bunch of bottles o’ bourbon. “Did they introduce new numbers?” Welcome to SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 101 - It’s A Numbers Game

<p>On the debut episode of ClueLess, host Elliott Kalan and constant contestant Sean Hayes welcome Sean’s SmartLess pals Will and Jason to play a round of It’s A Numbers Game - we give you a simple math problem in the form of famous TV show titles with the numbers removed, can you solve the clues faster than Sean and friends? And even if you do, can you reckon with the MegaClue?!<br /> </p><p>Subscribe to ClueLess <a href="https://landing.podtrac.com/9mai72vi" target="_blank">HERE</a>.<br /> </p><p>New episodes every Monday and Thursday.</p><p>Puzzles in this episode are by Matt Broussard and Josh Richmond.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Hugh Grant&quot;

<p>This week, Hugh Grant joins us pre-coffee and commando. Diplomacy, an evil Champagne Baron, the Shanks, Greed & Laziness, and the very slippery slope of douchebaggery. “The whole thing started by mistake,” it’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;RE-RELEASE: Don Cheadle&quot;

<p>Watch out, folks— it’s Don Cheadle, a.k.a. “Donchalant.” What is Jazz? Did Don have a good slumber last night? Get ready for some hard-hitters, like a deadly mignonette, the most rarified air, and both Kansas Cities. From our lips to pods’ ears, it’s an all-new SmartLess.</p><p>This episode was originally released on 4/8/24.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Jude Law&quot;

<p>Hey Jude… Law. Make room for a new best friend this week, as we have a run in with the Law. Aliens, storytelling, separating the jaw, and a 3 job off-ramp. There’s no brain in the full-body scan… it’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Alicia Keys&quot;

<p>Listener, if you please: it’s Alicia Keys. Stride piano, a concrete jungle, the audacity to write a song, a double negative, and a double positive. “That’s the vibe right there…” on an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Keri Russell&quot;

<p>We chop some pillows with one of our favorite humans: Ms. Keri Russell. M is for Monday, The Mickey Mouse Club, microplastics, and Margo Martindale. Get real much? It’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

Bad Dates Season 2 with Joel Kim Booster!

<p>Introducing the new host of Bad Dates, Joel Kim Booster! Each week, Joel's funniest friends will share their stories of where romance goes to die. New episodes available now!</p><p><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/cSz5MbvY" target="_blank">https://link.chtbl.com/cSz5MbvY</a></p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Governor Tim Walz&quot;

<p>This week: the incredible Governor Tim Walz, candidate for Vice President of the USA. We run the gamut with the Governor: from runs, cars, and maps to greased lightning and Maslow’s Hierarchy… and the withholding of a really good joke in really poor taste for the first time ever. We all do better when we all do better – get out and vote!</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Sacha Baron Cohen&quot;

<p>Get a haircut; it’s Sacha Baron Cohen. Feeding sharks, clown school, Section 230, and a bomb-proof amplifier. What do you think your face is doing right now? It’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

YOUR NEW FAVORITE SOCCER SHOW: GoalLess with Russell Howard and Chris Wittyngham

<p>GoalLess is a podcast that highlights the passion, personalities, and pitch drama that make soccer beautiful... and hilarious. Hosted by comedian and soccer obsessive Russell Howard and Major League Soccer commentator Chris Wittyngham, GoalLess covers the biggest stories from the Champions League, featuring analysis, laughs, and great guests. What's the goal? You tell us! Brought to you by SmartLess Media and Meadowlark, with Paramount+</p><p><a href="https://link.chtbl.com/goalless" target="_blank">https://link.chtbl.com/goalless</a></p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>

&quot;Gillian Anderson&quot;

<p>On this week’s episode of Farm Camp: Gillian Anderson! Chicago, computers, industrial films, pornography, and evolution. Do you believe in aliens? It’s an all-new SmartLess.</p> <p><p>Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. <br />Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting <a href="https://siriusxm.com/podcastsplus" target="_blank">siriusxm.com/podcastsplus</a>.</p></p><br/> <p>Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.</p>