Comedy
Toni and Ryan
Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
Need a brain break? Press play on the Toni and Ryan Podcast and worry about life’s BS later. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Wildest Ways To Say You Need To Poo
Sep 14, 202639 min<p>Small Talk Toni - Ways to say doing a poo - Charles' approval - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>Nominate a Future TARPer - <a href="https://form.jotform.com/262520567775061" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FORM</a></p><br><p>Where the HELL do our poos go?????? serious question</p><p><a href="http://tarpsayswhat.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong><em>https://tarpsaidwhat.com/</em></strong></a></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
We Went To The First NFL GAME in Australia
Sep 13, 202635 min<p>Impersonations - Melbourne NFL recap - Sport quiz - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
NEWSPAPERS Are Ripping You Off
Sep 9, 202634 min<p>Doctor House - Billy Bob Thornton - NORMAL or NAH - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>Sorry we have literally no memory of talking about billy bob thornton....</p><br><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Don't Let Kids Wash Your CAR
Sep 8, 202637 min<p>Pubetini - Nickname whisperer - Car wash - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>How much have you paid for a car wash??</p><br><p><a href=""Caption: how much have you paid for a carwash?? // is driving on the beach only a western australia thing????? https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/golden-gaytime-and-cinnabon-team-up-for-limitededition-junior-ice-cream-release/news-story/f54fdf7b7bf44568a09f9bd8780a7d1f"" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Toni YLTSI</a></p><br><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
How To DESTROY Your Wife's Favourite Top
Sep 7, 202632 min<p>Snapchat - Confessions - Chores gone wrong- love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>What's your laundry / chore fuck up??</p><br><p>TONI YLTSI - <a href="https://www.instagram.com/backpack.bound/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/backpack.bound/</a></p><br><p><br></p><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Building IKEA Furniture With A Stiletto
Sep 6, 202636 min<p>On a Monday - Wrong Tools For The Job - Lotto Results - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
The Rudest Rhymes Australians Say | Funniest Moments OF AUGUST
Sep 5, 202624 min<p>Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from AUGUST 2026!</p><br><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Don't Do This With Your Toothbrush
Sep 2, 202639 min<p>Jury duty curse - Normal or Nah - Cooking mistake - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>AUS LIVE SHOWS - <a href="https://toniandryan.com/pages/live" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://toniandryan.com/pages/live</a></p><br><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Unbelievable Nickname Origin Stories
Sep 1, 202632 min<p>Review follow-up - Nickname whisperer - Chatting with Mabel - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>AUS LIVE SHOWS - <a href="https://toniandryan.com/pages/live" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://toniandryan.com/pages/live</a></p><br><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
I Know The Groom's Secret
Aug 31, 202642 min<p>Kentucky news - Confessions - Butlers - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>AUS LIVE SHOWS - <a href="https://toniandryan.com/pages/live" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://toniandryan.com/pages/live</a></p><br><p>NMDP (<a href="https://www.nmdp.org/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.nmdp.org/</a>) and DKMS (<a href="https://www.dkms.org/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dkms.org/</a>) </p><br><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
How To Get Away With Any Crime
Aug 30, 202633 min<p>Sex on a work trip - Bookweek - Lieutenant Lodge - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>AUS LIVE SHOWS - <a href="https://toniandryan.com/pages/live" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://toniandryan.com/pages/live</a></p><br><p>Toni's YLTSI - <a href="https://tarpsaidwhat.com/catch-up/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tarpsaidwhat.com/catch-up/</a></p><br><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Don't Cook On A First Date
Aug 26, 202630 min<p>Midday movie - Normal or Nah - Toni's nicknames- love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>AUS LIVE SHOWS - <a href="https://toniandryan.com/pages/live" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://toniandryan.com/pages/live</a></p><br><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Buffets Are A Scam
Aug 25, 202647 min<p>TARPer lotto ticket - AUSSIE SHOWS!! - Op shopping - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>AUS LIVE SHOWS - <a href="https://toniandryan.com/pages/live" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://toniandryan.com/pages/live</a></p><br><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
LIVE FROM 5th Birthday Party
Aug 24, 202622 min<p>OUR 5th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
The Worst Small Talk Ever
Aug 23, 202635 min<p>Chicken salt throwback - Small Talk - At the chemist - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">FACEBOOK GROUP</a></p><p>Watch and subscribe on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a> and get in the group chat with us!!!</p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
The Dirtiest Public Toilet
Aug 19, 202633 min<p>Charles' Tinder - Normal or Nah - Final birthday clue!!! - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
The Scam In A Sydney Pub
Aug 18, 202637 min<p>Ways to keep calm - Hot take toni - Birthday party clue #3 - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
How To Get Free Sushi
Aug 17, 202639 min<p>Free sushi - Birthday party clue #2 - Making small talk - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Peculiar Places People Have Peed
Aug 16, 202638 min<p>Rich suburbs & chicken shops - Weird piss places - Birthday party clue #1 - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Stealing Her Boyfriend's DNA
Aug 12, 202642 min<p>Shapes news - Normal or Nah - Giving blood - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
How To Get Out Of Jury Duty
Aug 11, 202637 min<p>Mountain dew - Music chat - Jury duty- love ya!!!!!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
I Hooked Up With My Therapist's Son
Aug 10, 202642 min<p>Dream chat - Confessions - Birthday logistics - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
A Witch Cursed Toni's Wedding
Aug 9, 202641 min<p>Butcher? - Psychics - it's our birthday!!! - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p><br></p><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
How To Pee In A Leotard
Aug 5, 202628 min<p>Mabel's musical - Normal or nah - Tonella and Ryano Seasoned 2 - Ep 3 thanks to KFC’s New WICKED menu - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Unethical Five Star Reviews
Aug 4, 202629 min<p>Substack - Forced 5 star reviews - Tonella and Ryano Seasoned 2 - Ep 2 thanks to KFC’s New WICKED menu - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Ridiculous Reasons For Calling In Sick
Aug 3, 202633 min<p>Ryan's alive - Calling in sick - Tonella and Ryano Seasoned 2 - Ep 1 thanks to KFC’s New WICKED menu - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
How To Get A Pay Rise | FUNNIEST MOMENTS OF JULY
Aug 1, 202623 min<p>Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from JULY 2026!</p><br><p>Sign up to Patreon Here - <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a></p><p>FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - <a href="https://www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway</a></p><br><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
America Needs To Ban Shower Curtains
Jul 29, 202640 min<p>Taubs' surgery - Normal or nah - Ryan's invite - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>YouTube Live Stream - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwNv1dz1a1o" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwNv1dz1a1o</a></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sign up to Patreon Here - <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a></p><p>FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - <a href="https://www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway</a></p><br><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Toni's Dinner with Jack Antonoff
Jul 28, 202642 min<p>Odyssey - Psychic predictions - Fiji logistics - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>YouTube Live Stream - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwNv1dz1a1o" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwNv1dz1a1o</a></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sign up to Patreon Here - <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a></p><p>FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - <a href="https://www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway</a></p><br><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
The Worst Movie Ever Made
Jul 27, 202642 min<p>Wedding and in the bedroom - Confessions - Biodome and pistachio water - love ya!!!!!</p><br><p>Sign up to Patreon Here - <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a></p><p>FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - <a href="https://www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway</a></p><br><p>Video for this EP is available on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YOUTUBE</a></p><p>Check out our Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/ToniandRyan</a>, and make sure you join our <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook Group</a>! </p><p>Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@tonilodge</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ryan.jon</a> OR on TikTok <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toniandryanpodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@toniandryanpodcast</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
