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The Therapy Crouch
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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“The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce!
15/09/20261h 1m<p>In this episode, Kate breaks down the silent warning signs that a relationship is in trouble, whether staying together "just for the kids" actually works, and how couples can navigate difficult separations and co-parenting without descending into total warfare.</p><br><p>Plus, Pete and Abbey quiz Kate on prenups, the biggest financial mistakes people make when separating, how to tell the difference between a normal rough patch and the end of the road, and what it takes to rebuild your life after divorce!</p><br><p>Warning: This episode discusses mental health and suicide. </p><br><p>Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & Bizarre Divorce Facts </p><p>06:13 Introducing Kate Daly & What Is Amicable? </p><p>11:15 Talking Money & Abbey on Dating a Footballer </p><p>17:50 Common-Law Myths & High-Stakes Divorce Stories </p><p>24:15 Prenups, Postnups & Fixing the Legal System </p><p>31:18 Taking the Legal Establishment to Court </p><p>38:21 Child Custody & Shared Parenting Realities </p><p>43:17 Pete & Abbey Take the Relationship Quiz </p><p>52:23 21 Years Together & Destigmatizing Divorce</p><br><p><br></p><p>To contact us: </p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
“You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama
10/09/202626 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another lawless Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete getting the ick from Abbey’s 12-point turns, Pete repeating his drunken podcast ideas are “bang on trend,” and Abbey revealing why her new dressing room is officially the house airing cupboard!</p><br><p>In this week’s listener questions, we hear about an awkward household blunder when adult toys end up in the general admin "man drawer" right next to the Sellotape and spare batteries, prompting Abbey to share her own mortifying car charger mix-up in front of her brother John. Another listener writes in with an unhinged wedding dilemma after a bride’s ex-boyfriend shows up uninvited and sits quietly at the back of the church!</p><br><p>Plus, Pete gets the green light for his dream backyard golf hole, Abbey’s pre-wedding frantic rush, and the ultimate morning school run debate over who deserves a medal!</p><br><p>Submit your AMA’s here!</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & Gaz's Villa Holiday in Spain </p><p>01:40 Abbey’s House Move Chaos & Getting Locked Out </p><p>03:17 The Best Facial & Face Gym Debate </p><p>05:50 Pete Critiques Driving & Abbey's 12-Point Turn </p><p>06:49 Pete’s "Bang On Trend" Podcast Idea </p><p>08:19 Listener Dilemma: Toys in the Man Drawer </p><p>09:54 Abbey's Car Lighter / Key Drawer Mix-up </p><p>12:05 Pete’s Brand New Knee-High Socks </p><p>13:58 Sister's Wedding Prep: Suit Mule & Pina Coladas </p><p>14:48 Impromptu Weekly Wine: Pete vs. Abbey on "So Much To Do" </p><p>18:00 Renovation Talk: Bathrooms for Christmas & Dressing Rooms </p><p>20:05 Pete’s Garden Golf Course Continued</p><p>22:46 Wedding Dilemma: The Ex Shows Up Uninvited</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Bridezilla or Justified?! Abbey’s Sister Elle & Scott on Pre-Wedding Chaos & Brutal Scandals!
8/09/202641 min<p>Wedding Chaos! Elle & Scott Talk Dress Disasters, Cheating Scandals & Nashville Hen Drama!On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are joined by special guests Elle and Scott as they enter the final chaotic countdown to their big day!</p><br><p>Scott and Elle reveal the madness behind planning the ultimate wedding, from last-minute videographer cancellations to an emergency bridesmaid dress disaster rescued at the eleventh hour by creative genius Mikey. We also dive into Elle’s wild Nashville hen do, complete with Scott’s face plastered across the bars and on random locals!</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, the gang tackle explosive wedding dilemmas: what do you do when your partner insists on inviting his ex of six years because she’s "part of the family"?</p><br><p>And how do you survive a best man with zero internal filter who’s threatening to air your wildest secrets to your nan over dessert? Plus, Scott shares an insane story of an Irish bride who exposed her cheating groom on the big screen in front of all their guests!</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & Wedding Countdown </p><p>02:50 Who Planned What? Golf vs The Butcher </p><p>05:37 Becoming Family & Brotherly Bonds </p><p>09:22 Entertainment, First Dance & Banned Irish Songs </p><p>13:12 7 Days Out: Videographers & Table Plan Rows </p><p>21:15 The Bridesmaid Dress Disaster & Mikey Saves the Day </p><p>23:51 Weekly Whine: Training Your 23-Year-Old Replacement </p><p>25:13 The Ultimate Revenge: Cheating Groom Exposed at the Altar </p><p>26:48 Nashville Hen Do & Scott Masks in the Bin </p><p>29:41 Agony Abs: Is My Fiancé's Ex Crashing Our Wedding? </p><p>32:23 Dodgy Plus Ones & Walking Down The Aisle </p><p>36:58 Agony Abs: Best Man with No Filter Threatens The Speech</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
He Practiced On His EX?! Abbey and Peter React to Outrageous Engagement Secrets!
3/09/202629 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Abbey and Pete debating chin filler versus Peter's heart-shaped head, and scheming to launch Jordan onto the dating scene as the pod's ultimate eligible bachelor! </p><br><p>In this week’s listener questions, we hear from someone who has been brutally frozen out by her long-term friendship group simply for getting a boyfriend, prompting Abbey to share her own painful experience of getting cut off by a mate. Another listener is left questioning everything after discovering her fiancé's "perfect" proposal speech was actually test-run and quality-controlled by his ex! </p><br><p>Plus, we discuss the ultimate intimacy buzzkills, from Kermit the Frog to Postman Pat popping up on shuffle and what happens when you try too hard to be a good Samaritan!</p><br><p>Submit your AMA’s here!</p><p>https:// docs.google.com/ forms/d/ 1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58s iorNb9zS0/viewform? edit_requested=true</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction </p><p>03:35 Hair Transplants & Heart-Shaped Heads </p><p>06:33 Setting Up Jordan & Finding Him A Date </p><p>08:20 Left Out By My Friendship Group </p><p>10:33 Abbey’s Experience With Being Cut Off </p><p>14:05 He Practiced His Proposal On His Ex! </p><p>17:00 Take Two: Does He Need A Proposal Do-Over? </p><p>18:02 Muppets & Postman Pat In The Bedroom </p><p>20:45 A Therapy Crouch Christmas Number One? </p><p>23:00 Pushing Wheelchairs & Hypochondriac Miracles </p><p>25:12 Abbey & John’s Good Samaritan Nightmares </p><br><p><br></p><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><p>TikTok: <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=https://www.tiktok.com/%40thetherapycrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</a></p><p>Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey’s Lawless Nashville Hen Do, Pete’s DIY Golf Course & The 2-Hour Bedroom Dilemma!
1/09/202654 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is fresh back from a wild hen do in Nashville and Pete is holding down the fort as the pair broadcast straight from a cosy stolen barn! </p><br><p>Abbey reveals the harsh truth about Nashville (including the complete lack of real cowboys), wild line dancing classes, and why Alfie was left completely traumatised by the trip. Meanwhile, Pete has grand architectural plans to turn their new driveway into "PC Sawgrass"—much to Abbey’s horror. </p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we help a listener who is worried about her overwhelming attraction to older football managers, hear a pitch from a Leeds lad looking for love, and tackle a dilemma about wildly mismatched bedroom stamina! Plus, Abbey shares her top tactical tips on how to secretly fake drink at a wedding when you’re newly pregnant. </p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p><br></p><p>00:00 Welcome to the Barn & Abbey Returns From Nashville </p><p>02:36 Where Are All The Cowboys? </p><p>06:11 Fake AI Photos & The Famous Nashville Dance </p><p>08:53 Pool House Living & Renovation Hell </p><p>13:09 Pete’s Front Garden Golf Hole: "PC Sawgrass" </p><p>18:26 Listener Letters & Alfie’s Hen Do Trauma </p><p>24:45 Eclipse Romance & Sofa Pizza Casualties </p><p>28:45 "I’m Hard To Penetrate" & Making New Friends </p><p>31:28 Lucky Bastard Saloon & Country Music Anthems </p><p>37:01 Agony Abs: Fancying Older Football Managers </p><p>39:05 Blind Date Pitch: Liam From Leeds </p><p>42:04 "Please Stop Talking" & Marriage Quirks </p><p>43:47 Agony Abs: Two-Hour Bedroom Marathons & Compatibility </p><p>46:32 The National Average Sex Stats </p><p>48:51 Agony Abs: How To Fake Drink When Secretly Pregnant </p><p>53:03 Pete’s Upcoming Scotland Golf Trip </p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><p>For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><p>Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
“That Is CORRECT!” Abbey and Peter REVEAL Bedroom Confessions, Bulging Discs & Keeping Score!
27/08/202634 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering more of your Ask Me Anythings, and this week things get VERY personal as the pair tackle bedroom confidence, dirty talk and whether getting into the best shape of your life can actually cause problems in your relationship.</p><br><p>After one listener reveals her newly ripped husband suddenly wants all the lights on in the bedroom, Abbey and Peter debate body confidence before the conversation somehow ends up with rotating beds, sex tapes and a revelation from the Crouches that catches everyone slightly off guard!</p><br><p>We also hear from a listener whose request for a little more communication in the bedroom spectacularly backfires when her boyfriend starts delivering some of the least seductive lines imaginable. Abbey reveals the one word she could NEVER cope with Peter saying, while Pete attempts to offer some bedroom advice of his own.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, a new Therapy Crouch superfan gets banned from listening to the podcast in public, Abbey and Peter reveal what they won’t let the kids do on holiday, and one listener’s mission to get fit and improve his love life leads to his wife quite literally keeping score of their bedroom activity.</p><br><p>Things get slightly heated before the end as Abbey’s innocent request for a cup of tea turns into a full-blown marital debate over whether she’s secretly using some very clever reverse psychology on Pete!</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:21 Abbey’s Animal Obsession</p><p>05:08 Who’s Funnier: Abbey or Peter?</p><p>06:56 Ask Me Anything</p><p>07:34 Lights On In The Bedroom</p><p>09:31 Abbey’s “Bulging Disc”</p><p>11:04 Who Has The Better Body?</p><p>14:31 Abbey & Peter’s Sex Tape</p><p>15:22 Dirty Talk Disasters</p><p>17:39 “That Is Correct!”</p><p>20:16 Abbey’s Worst Bedroom Word</p><p>21:06 Banned From Listening To The Podcast</p><p>23:56 What Abbey & Peter Ban At Home</p><p>25:38 The Kids’ Holiday Rules</p><p>27:17 Brewers Droop & Getting Fit</p><p>28:00 A Shag A Week</p><p>28:20 Keeping Score In The Bedroom</p><p>29:24 Abbey’s Relationship Reward System</p><p>30:28 The Cup Of Tea Argument</p><p>32:35 Abbey & Peter Fall Out</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><p>For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><p>For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><p>Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey’s Off to Nashville! Hen Do Plans, Tattoo Disasters & Peter’s Worst Nightmare!
25/08/202650 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with plenty to catch up on as Abbey prepares to head off to Nashville for her sister’s hen do — complete with themed outfits, tattoos, line dancing and a cowboy strip show that Peter is less than thrilled about!</p><br><p>The pair also reveal how their romantic trip away somehow turned into six hours looking at tiles, including a £1.7 million bath, before reflecting on how much their weekends have changed over the years and why they’re perfectly happy growing into “boring bastards” together.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Peter reveals the brilliant mistake made on the shirt he wore when he scored his first England goal, the pair debate whether clapping when a plane lands should ever be acceptable, and Abbey questions why men can remember a golf trip months in advance but somehow forget the plans they’ve made with their wives.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter talk finding love later in life and why turning 40 or 50 certainly doesn’t mean the fun has to stop. We also hear from a listener who discovers his wife has been sharing details of their love life in a girls’ WhatsApp group, sparking a big debate over just how much you should really be telling your friends about what goes on behind closed doors...</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p> 00:44 Abbey’s Nashville Hen Do</p><p> 05:13 Hen Do Themes & Cowboy Strippers</p><p> 08:37 Six Hours Shopping for Tiles</p><p> 13:12 The £1.7 Million Bath</p><p> 17:13 Abbey & Peter’s Date Night</p><p> 20:46 Peter’s England Shirt Disaster</p><p> 24:41 Peter’s Northern Lights Disaster</p><p> 28:17 Why Men Forget Plans</p><p> 32:54 Growing Old Together</p><p> 37:14 Therapy Crouch Blind Dates</p><p> 40:21 Dating Over 50</p><p> 45:16 Sharing Your Sex Life With Friends</p><br><p>Shop Back to School at Aldi, Which? Best Value Brand of the year</p><br><p>Head to https://bit.ly/4hAarcd and select "Therapy Crouch" to claim £20 off your Hertility test.</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p> Email: <a href="mailto:thetherapycrouch@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</a></p><p> Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@thetherapycrouchpodcast</a></p><p> TikTok: @thetherapycrouch</p><p> Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">thetherapycrouch.com</a></p><br><p> For more from Peter <a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@petercrouch</a></p><p> For more from Abbey <a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@abbeyclancy</a></p><p> Our clips channel <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">The Therapy Crouch Clips</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
AMA Gone Wild! Abbey & Peter Get TIPSY! Wine Tasting, £500 Bottles and Liberty’s Secret Wine Tips!
20/08/202632 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined once again by Abbey’s best friend Liberty, who is putting the pair through their paces with the ultimate wine tasting!</p><br><p>Armed with bottles ranging from brilliant £9 bargains to alternatives for wines that can cost hundreds of pounds, Liberty attempts to teach Abbey and Pete everything they need to know about choosing a good bottle, pairing wine with food and, most importantly, how to look like you know what you’re doing when the sommelier comes over.</p><br><p>The gang discover why cheese can completely change the taste of champagne, whether expensive wine glasses actually make a difference and the sneaky trick that can make your £9 bottle look considerably more impressive when you have guests round. Liberty also reveals why you shouldn’t always go for the biggest name on the wine list and why a great bottle doesn’t necessarily need to cost a fortune.</p><br><p>Things inevitably become slightly less educational as the tasting continues, with Pete forgetting one of the fundamental rules of wine tasting, Abbey admitting she is officially “battered” and the trio debating everything from wine hangovers and £500 restaurant bottles to whether putting ice in your wine is ever acceptable.</p><br><p>There’s plenty of food along the way too, as Liberty shares some simple tips for entertaining at home before Abbey and Pete crown their favourite wines of the day – assuming they can still remember what they’ve tried!</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:15 The Wine Tasting Begins</p><p>02:34 Abbey’s Favourite Drink</p><p>04:15 The Perfect Wine & Food Pairing</p><p>06:22 Pete Takes On The Red Wine</p><p>07:08 How To Look Like A Wine Expert</p><p>08:35 The £15 Wine Bargain</p><p>10:00 Simple Food For Entertaining</p><p>11:10 The £9 Italian Wine</p><p>13:01 Why Restaurant Wine Costs So Much</p><p>15:00 How To Make Cheap Wine Look Expensive</p><p>15:42 The Truth About Wine Hangovers</p><p>17:35 The £500 Bottle Problem</p><p>18:00 Liberty’s Superstar Red Wine</p><p>20:38 The Tasting Starts To Take Its Toll</p><p>21:03 Pete’s Wine Tasting Technique</p><p>21:40 How To Spot An Expensive Bottle</p><p>24:03 “Christmas In A Glass”</p><p>25:27 The Perfect Wine Night At Home</p><p>26:29 Do Expensive Glasses Matter?</p><p>28:08 “I Am Battered”</p><p>29:42 Should You Put Ice In Wine?</p><p>31:19 The Perfect Wine Pairing</p><p>31:43 Abbey & Pete Pick Their Winners</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Ed Sheeran Lived On My Sofa! Liberty Reveals Wild Nights Out & An Awkward Leo DiCaprio Encounter!
18/08/202643 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by one of Abbey’s oldest and closest friends, Liberty, for an episode packed with stories from their years of friendship, celebrity encounters and more than a few questionable decisions.</p><br><p>Liberty reveals how she first met Abbey during her modelling days and recalls being caught in the middle of one of Abbey and Pete’s biggest arguments just before the birth of Jack – including the moment Abbey decided Pete was no longer invited to the hospital!</p><br><p>We also hear the incredible story of how Liberty and her husband discovered a young Ed Sheeran, who promptly moved onto their sofa and seemingly refused to leave, as well as Liberty’s years styling some of his biggest music videos. And if that wasn’t enough name-dropping, Liberty reveals the extraordinary encounter at a Cannes party that left her being told she was “too ugly” to be in the presence of Leonardo DiCaprio – and how she got her revenge years later.</p><br><p>Abbey and Liberty also look back at their wildest nights together, including a missing Range Rover, a £4,000 bottle of wine and plenty of stories Pete probably wishes he’d never heard.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Liberty reveals the fitness change that completely transformed her body, shares her cooking and wine knowledge, talks about meeting Chris Hemsworth and introduces us to her seven rescue dogs – including the Belgian Malinois who decided to eat part of her Aston Martin.</p><br><p>And in the Agony Abs, the gang tackle a listener worried that she looks nothing like her husband’s “type”, debate their ultimate celebrity hall passes and hear from a woman whose newly single mum appears to be getting a little too comfortable with her husband.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><br><p> <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</a></p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p> 01:24 How Abbey & Liberty Became Best Friends</p><p> 02:25 Abbey Bans Pete From Jack’s Birth</p><p> 04:58 Liberty Takes On A Barrister</p><p> 06:03 Owning A Restaurant With Ed Sheeran</p><p> 06:46 Pete’s Hot Air Balloon Disaster</p><p> 08:47 How Liberty Discovered Ed Sheeran</p><p> 11:10 Styling Ed & Celebrity Stories</p><p> 13:05 Liberty’s Leonardo DiCaprio Story</p><p> 14:48 Getting Older & Feeling Invisible</p><p> 16:33 Wine, Sommeliers & A £4,000 Mistake</p><p> 19:33 Abbey’s Missing Range Rover</p><p> 21:36 Liberty’s Fitness Transformation</p><p> 23:31 Liberty’s Cooking Secrets</p><p> 26:53 Meeting Chris Hemsworth</p><p> 29:47 Liberty’s Seven Rescue Dogs</p><p> 35:36 Agony Abs: My Husband Has A Type</p><p> 38:40 Abbey & Liberty Talk Hall Passes</p><p> 39:03 Agony Abs: My Mum Wants My Husband?!</p><p> 41:24 Nashville Plans & Part Two</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p> Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p> Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><p> TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p> Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p> <a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><p>For more from Abbey</p><p> <a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><p>Our clips channel</p><p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Livin’ The Dream! Abbey and Peter Talk Holiday Meltdowns, Puppy Fever and Cold Sea Swims | AMA
13/08/202621 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love, chaos, and a brand-new family member are on the podcast as Abbey, Peter, and Kaz catch up on all things life! Peter shares his newfound passion for cold-water swimming (and the VERY painful side effects of freezing sea dips), while Abbey introduces us to Coco, the newest four-legged addition to the Crouch household—much to Peter's complete lack of control!</p><br><p>We also hear your hilarious Ask Us Anything submissions, including a listener who is at breaking point over her partner’s endless "livin' the dream" catchphrase, and a full-on airport meltdown after a last-minute holiday booking goes off the rails. In our wedding dilemma, we help an anonymous listener figure out how to choose a Maid of Honour without causing total friendship warfare!</p><br><p>Submit your AMA’s here! -</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true</p><br><p><br></p><p>00:00 Introduction & Sickness Chat</p><p>01:31 Health Kick & Cold Sea Swims</p><p>04:33 Man to Man Cold Water Side Effects</p><p>05:55 Meet Coco! The New Crouch Family Member</p><p>07:47 A Catchphrase Driven to the Edge</p><p>10:38 Embellishing Stories & Little Lies</p><p>12:09 Airport Meltdowns & Last Minute Holidays</p><p>16:00 The Packing Tips Dilemma</p><p>17:03 AMA: The Maid of Honour Dilemma </p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel: </p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
"He's A Scumbag!" Abbey & Pete Tackle Scandalous Workplace Romance Drama!
11/08/202654 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with updates on their chaotic house renovations, new family additions, and an eye-watering trip to a local farm shop that left them £116 lighter for just four steaks!</p><br><p>We tackle a tough Agony Ab from a coach-side parent whose young lad is struggling with confidence on the football pitch, while Abbey reveals her "win or go home" sideline mentality.</p><br><p>Things get nostalgic as we debate old-school Teletext holidays, MSN Messenger, and collecting Panini football cards versus Football Ultimate Team.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we dive into a super controversial workplace love triangle featuring an "invisible string" affair, where Abbey and Pete don't hold back their thoughts! Plus, we explore sentimental keepsakes, cry-worthy stories, and announce the grand return of Therapy Crouch Matchmaking!</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!</p><p>02:54 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams</p><p>06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates</p><p>11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence</p><p>15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week</p><p>21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps</p><p>23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech</p><p>28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards</p><p>40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama</p><p>46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories</p><p>2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!</p><p>02:57 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams</p><p>06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates</p><p>11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence</p><p>15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week</p><p>21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps</p><p>23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech</p><p>28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards</p><p>40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama</p><p>46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories</p><p>2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel:</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Underwear Emergencies, Wedding Dramas and Office Scandals | Ask Me Anything!
6/08/202624 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back as they dive straight into some hilarious home wardrobe malfunctions, missing underwear mysteries, and getting back on the health wagon. Peter reveals why he's ditching the tight Calvins, and the pair debate the age-old question: what makes a glute truly solid? </p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we tackle a sticky bridesmaid situation where a listener is being asked to pay for everything, and a best man facing an ultimate dilemma after a wild night involving a traffic cone in Prague! Plus, in a workplace AMA, we try to solve a full-blown Secret Santa mystery featuring a can of Lynx Africa and a furious boss! </p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>03:07 The Great Underwear Mystery</p><p>05:51 Getting On The Health Wagon</p><p>09:28 Bridesmaid Fees Breakdown</p><p>13:17 The Prague Traffic Cone Incident</p><p>16:17 AMA: The Lynx Africa Secret Santa Scandal</p><p>21:40 Paintball Revenge Stories</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><p>TikTok: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</a></p><p>Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Garage Living, Hamptons Karaoke & Is Sunbathing Face Down An ICK?!
4/08/202649 min<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Pete are back in the UK—squatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden veg is thriving, but Pete’s weekly whine is off to a rocky start thanks to hay fever, pond-side seating, and heatwaves. </p><br><p>Pete opens up about getting stitched up in the Hamptons when he traded doing his famous robot dance for making Abbey sing Lady Gaga’s <em>Shallow</em> completely sober in front of 200 people! Meanwhile, the guys discuss restaurant etiquette—specifically, whether you’ve ever had the guts to send a bottle of wine back after a sommelier incident involving sulfur notes and raw cabbage. </p><br><p>In this week's Weekly Whines, we hear from a listener worried he’s turning "too femme" for his wife after getting the ICK for sunbathing face down, ordering a 'Pink Innocence' mocktail in a massive fishbowl, and getting heavily into yoga and meditation. </p><br><p>Plus, Abbey and Pete kick off their epic <strong>90s vs 2020s Nostalgia Battle</strong>! From Panda Pops vs Prime, WKD & Bacardi Breezers vs Espresso Martinis, to Gladiators vs Love Island, and buying physical CDs vs hijacking each other's Spotify accounts—we settle what was truly elite. </p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & Garage Life </p><p>02:55 Hamptons Karaoke Embarrassment </p><p>08:37 Sending Wine Back: Cabbage & Sewage </p><p>10:37 ChatGPT & AI Diet Plans </p><p>14:45 Weekly Whine: The "Pink Innocence" Ick </p><p>22:15 House Renovations & TV Wall Disputes </p><p>26:05 US vs UK Tipping Culture 28:07 America's Plastic Problem </p><p>31:32 90s vs 2020s: Panda Pops vs Prime </p><p>33:29 Pete’s Isle of Wight Dance Competition Lie </p><p>36:54 90s vs 2020s: Breezers, WKD & 0% Lagers </p><p>43:09 Gladiators vs Love Island </p><p>45:03 CDs & Lyric Booklets vs Spotify </p><p>47:59 Abbey's Portugal "Leaking" Incident</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><p>TikTok: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</a></p><p>Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter: </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey: </p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><br><p>Our clips channel: </p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
The Story We Probably Shouldn't Have Read...
30/07/202626 min<p>On today's AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions, and as always, the conversation heads in some very unexpected directions.</p><br><p>From Peter looking back on his experience at the World Cup Final and the chaos of the half-time show, to a chat about celebrity encounters, family life and some surprisingly competitive households, there's plenty of laughs along the way. The pair also dive into your questions on AI, whether technology is making life easier or a little bit scarier, before somehow ending up discussing relationships, keeping the spark alive and some very questionable bedroom advice.</p><br><p>As always, nothing is off limits in this week's AMA, with honest opinions, ridiculous stories and plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos.</p><br><p>If you'd like to submit a question for a future AMA, hit the link below.</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>#AD - If AutoSergei took care of your life admin and handed you back a whole day of me-time, how would you spend it? ⏳👇</p><br><p>Searching for a credit card can feel like a nightmare, with so many options and no obvious place to start. That’s where AutoSergei from Compare the Market comes in, it makes money more simples by highlighting cards based on what you’re after.</p><br><p>Compare the Market. The simples way to save.</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>00:40 World Cup Final Debrief</p><p>03:20 The Half-Time Show</p><p>05:10 Behind The Scenes Stories</p><p>09:30 Sponsor Break</p><p>10:36 Celebrity Encounters & TV</p><p>13:30 Biggest Life Achievements</p><p>15:10 Competitive Families</p><p>17:20 Is AI Taking Over?</p><p>18:30 Modern Relationships</p><p>21:15 Keeping The Spark Alive</p><p>23:50 Listener Questions & Final Laughs</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email:</p><p>thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website:</p><p>https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
America Shocked Peter & Abbey... We Couldn't Believe It!
28/07/202657 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined for another hilarious chat as they dive into the emotional rollercoaster of parenting, from the kids' dramatic new haircuts to realising they're picking up more Scouse than ever before.</p><br><p>The gang also discuss bizarre sleep talking, Peter opens up about dealing with nasal polyps during his football career, and the surprising realities of being best man at a wedding. Later on, the conversation turns to smart homes, whether technology is making family life easier or harder, and the culture shocks of travelling around America, from enormous food portions to tipping etiquette.</p><br><p>As always, there's plenty of laughs, relatable parenting moments and honest conversations along the way.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:20 The Kids' New Haircuts</p><p>10:50 They've Gone Full Scouse</p><p>17:00 Sleep Talking Confessions</p><p>18:15 Peter Opens Up About Polyps</p><p>24:40 Why Being Best Man Is So Hard</p><p>32:05 Are Smart Homes Worth It?</p><p>34:00 Kids, Phones & Old School Games</p><p>38:30 American Culture Shocks</p><p>40:55 US Food Portions & Tipping Debate</p><p>53:30 What We'll Talk About Next Week</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Abbey Calls Out Peter's Labour Behaviour, Naked Mishaps and Are Men More Vain Than Women?
23/07/202612 min<p>On today's episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey and Peter are back in New York for another chaotic <strong>Ask Me Anything</strong>, and this week's questions spark conversations that go absolutely everywhere.</p><br><p>The pair kick things off by joking about being reunited after travelling, with Abbey admitting she's officially decided she can't cope with single parenting, while Peter cheekily negotiates a "week on, week off" arrangement.</p><br><p>One listener asks Abbey for advice ahead of giving birth, leading to an honest chat about their own labour experiences, planned inductions, epidurals and the one thing Peter kept doing that drove Abbey absolutely mad while she was stuck in hospital. Peter also attempts to explain oxytocin... with predictably disastrous results.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, the pair react to one of the funniest listener confessions yet, involving a very drunk son, the wrong bedroom and an unforgettable wake-up call that had everyone in stitches.</p><br><p>Plus, Abbey and Peter weigh in on whether having loads of mirrors in your bedroom is a genuine relationship red flag, debate whether men are actually more vain than women, and Abbey exposes Peter's bizarre habit of practising his golf swing completely naked after getting out of the shower.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below:</p><br><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD</a>...</p><br><p>00:00 - Welcome back to another NYC Ask Me Anything</p><p>00:35 - Abbey admits she doesn't want to be a single parent</p><p>01:02 - Peter jokes about week-on, week-off parenting</p><p>01:38 - Listener asks Abbey for labour and birth advice</p><p>02:20 - C-section vs natural birth and preparing for labour</p><p>02:52 - Peter completely misunderstands oxytocin</p><p>03:24 - Did Peter help... or annoy Abbey during labour?</p><p>03:40 - Why all of their births were carefully planned</p><p>04:12 - Abbey explains why football dictated delivery dates</p><p>04:34 - Peter's biggest labour wind-up revealed</p><p>05:06 - Nando's, pizza and making a starving Abbey jealous</p><p>05:28 - Peter praises Abbey after giving birth</p><p>06:12 - Would Abbey have another baby?</p><p>06:34 - Sienna Miller, older mums and Rice Krispies jokes</p><p>06:46 - Listener's hilarious drunk son confession</p><p>07:05 - Climbing into mum's bed completely naked</p><p>07:32 - The missing phone makes the story even worse</p><p>08:13 - Abbey and Peter react to the unbelievable confession</p><p>08:52 - Is having loads of bedroom mirrors a red flag?</p><p>09:18 - How long is too long to stare at yourself?</p><p>09:46 - 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Abbey & Peter REUNITE In New York! Airport Mistake, Matt Healy Tattoo & An UNFORGIVABLE Wedding Snub
21/07/202625 min<p>On today's episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey and Peter are FINALLY back together — this time recording from the middle of New York City after weeks apart — but the reunion gets off to an unforgettable start.</p><br><p>Abbey reveals the nightmare journey that almost stopped her family from making it to the US after an ESTA mistake at the airport. Things only get worse when Sophia accidentally says the one word you should never mention to American immigration officers, whilst an abandoned suitcase causes panic in passport control, their driver gives up and leaves without them, and Abbey ends up in tears after one disaster after another.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, Peter shares what it was like returning to the England camp during the World Cup to receive his Legacy Cap from Harry Kane, while the pair compare life in Portugal and New York, discuss why Americans might just be the friendliest people in the world, and debate whether Gas has picked up a suspicious new accent.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, a listener uncovers a bizarre Peter Crouch football collectible, Gaz explains how he ended up getting tattooed by Matty Healy from The 1975 in a Los Angeles sports bar, and Peter reveals that somewhere out there a fan still has his signature as a tattoo.</p><br><p>Plus, Abbey and Peter tackle two Agony Abs: one listener who's devastated after being excluded from her partner's best friend's wedding, and another asking whether long-distance relationships can ever really work. After spending weeks apart themselves, the pair have plenty to say...</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below:</p><br><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD</a>...</p><br><p>00:00 - Abbey and Peter are finally reunited in New York</p><p>00:52 - Peter reflects on the World Cup and his Legacy Cap</p><p>02:20 - Abbey says goodbye to her rescued kittens</p><p>02:45 - The ESTA mistake nearly ruins the trip to America</p><p>03:22 - Sophia almost gets into serious trouble at US immigration</p><p>04:12 - Why saying "gun" at airport security causes panic</p><p>05:02 - The abandoned suitcase sparks fears</p><p>06:15 - Watching England at the World Cup abroad</p><p>07:05 - Recording The Therapy Crouch in noisy New York</p><p>07:53 - Abbey praises the Heathrow staff member who saved their trip</p><p>09:05 - Peter's favourite American cities and friendliest people</p><p>11:18 - The best food they've eaten in New York</p><p>12:50 - Abbey reveals the Crouchy football doll their kids completely destroyed</p><p>16:08 - Gaz reveals his Matty Healy tattoo story</p><p>17:45 - Peter someone has his signature tattooed on someone</p><p>18:54 - Agony Ab: Not invited to your partner's best friend's wedding</p><p>20:23 - Abbey and Peter debate whether the wedding snub is acceptable</p><p>21:13 - Long-distance relationships put to the test</p><p>22:17 - Abbey and Peter admit distance brings out the worst in them</p><p>23:20 - Why their relationship only works when they're together</p><p>24:07 - The episode ends with playful bickering and declarations of love</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkF2OThlR1U5ZmQ5eENOWHZtNXB6dlZHZjBRd3xBQ3Jtc0tra0ZjRlhOWWE2dHRIMzYzbmZwT2podXJrczE5YXQ5R0M3Z2xMbXV5ZHdFcGthWU1OWE80UE9sVEJrcDBiQzR3VXB2cXpKZm1oMVdPQ0JBVzFTWXdLVEIwNWpiZ3o3MnZxbVdLQTA2bk9HOE5aUXlYYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkF2OThlR1U5ZmQ5eENOWHZtNXB6dlZHZjBRd3xBQ3Jtc0tra0ZjRlhOWWE2dHRIMzYzbmZwT2podXJrczE5YXQ5R0M3Z2xMbXV5ZHdFcGthWU1OWE80UE9sVEJrcDBiQzR3VXB2cXpKZm1oMVdPQ0JBVzFTWXdLVEIwNWpiZ3o3MnZxbVdLQTA2bk9HOE5aUXlYYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouchpodcast </a></p><br><p>TikTok:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazdkQ2l2VHNhU0laMGtWaFpWZUdmTWlhOTFoZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttaXd1azQxRnNLdnpaX3ZWdVJaenVkZW5BYVBVUUZMZGhYYUlPdGNwZ0pOWUdQWlVYdHU0ZG5kMmtHOWFyTUdJYndYNWhqb0lYTVZTMFJqSk4xQ3JOVkV0SnJQN2lDNVFGZVhjcmtVNWJ1Z2ljSjlYVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40thetherapycrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazdkQ2l2VHNhU0laMGtWaFpWZUdmTWlhOTFoZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttaXd1azQxRnNLdnpaX3ZWdVJaenVkZW5BYVBVUUZMZGhYYUlPdGNwZ0pOWUdQWlVYdHU0ZG5kMmtHOWFyTUdJYndYNWhqb0lYTVZTMFJqSk4xQ3JOVkV0SnJQN2lDNVFGZVhjcmtVNWJ1Z2ljSjlYVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40thetherapycrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouch </a></p><br><p>Website:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa3B1a1pQNm5qaDljTEl6TkRKM2N4UUZQSDlvZ3xBQ3Jtc0tuTVJmMFI2VkhKd1BMR005UHgyTzl0Ry10NGZaQkJDYkhKVUJmbzFscWlOXzRpT2dKRGxabWF4UlFzaEFmekFmWXc0OTRocTdfRTV6T0hfZ2psN3lmNnFNVWltWFdzTkhlbjZJNWRMU3h4cTlVMTRWNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fthetherapycrouch.com%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU43TS1INGdXWWZ3a3N2S1hpMzBZQTg3WVhyQXxBQ3Jtc0tucnFfNDZMN3d2MGgzdDA1SjV5dW9jLVNqSkNGbTZmbVpDRnVEeUtzeWlYQTVmU3NoWG5BcEtGTXI2SS1KTDRwWlUySGxfd1NzcW0yRHZjSXFUc0NlMTloS244UjNBUHI0LWhhTzhfWlNxcDhrRXlsTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fpetercrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU43TS1INGdXWWZ3a3N2S1hpMzBZQTg3WVhyQXxBQ3Jtc0tucnFfNDZMN3d2MGgzdDA1SjV5dW9jLVNqSkNGbTZmbVpDRnVEeUtzeWlYQTVmU3NoWG5BcEtGTXI2SS1KTDRwWlUySGxfd1NzcW0yRHZjSXFUc0NlMTloS244UjNBUHI0LWhhTzhfWlNxcDhrRXlsTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fpetercrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / petercrouch </a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXYwR1dMNVpaRXRPS2lQZWxfSFI5SVpYYTRSd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZmpibDQxUzNNSUJ5MEhXN2UxT1JZdGQ0My1tZXBxX1JZb2V0UlBpeE8zVXUxNk1TbmExbU9OSUw3SmhtVTV4eExBMTdSRG1qb3ZlUTlmdnBQTE04b25vaTB0d1ZVOEhDU1pUQkFpMzN4S3JXYVVYNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fabbeyclancy&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXYwR1dMNVpaRXRPS2lQZWxfSFI5SVpYYTRSd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZmpibDQxUzNNSUJ5MEhXN2UxT1JZdGQ0My1tZXBxX1JZb2V0UlBpeE8zVXUxNk1TbmExbU9OSUw3SmhtVTV4eExBMTdSRG1qb3ZlUTlmdnBQTE04b25vaTB0d1ZVOEhDU1pUQkFpMzN4S3JXYVVYNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fabbeyclancy&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / abbeyclancy </a></p><br><p>Our clips channel<a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy </a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. 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Our Favourite Moments From Summer 2026 So Far - Portugal Edition!
16/07/202638 min<p>This week we’re bringing you a little compilation of some of our favourite moments from Summer 2026 - all during Abbey & Peter’s family holiday to Portugal!</p><p>Stay tuned as we’ll be back soon with your regular Therapy Crouch shenanigans…</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:</p><br><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD</a>...</p><br><p>Episodes included:</p><br><p>You Had Fun: Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL</p><p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQXcITXFeSw" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQXcITXFeSw</a></p><br><p>Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal!</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxR78w6QoU" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxR78w6QoU</a></p><br><p>World’s Worst Job_ ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pENZHKXhnMk" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pENZHKXhnMk</a></p><br><p>Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds!</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7PxDjJeD9g" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7PxDjJeD9g</a></p><br><p>Peter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhTgxrWgDM" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhTgxrWgDM</a></p><br><p>“You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild!</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUBGRR48YzY" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUBGRR48YzY</a></p><br><p>Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession!</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KkGi-adA_U" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KkGi-adA_U</a></p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p><br></p><p>TikTok:</p><br><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p><br></p><p>Website:</p><br><p>https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p><br></p><p>For more from Peter:</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p><br></p><p>For more from Abbey:</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p><br></p><p>Our clips channel:</p><br><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
A quick word from The Therapy Crouch...
13/07/20260<p>On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter gives a brief update on the status on the show as England continue to proudly march on into the semi-finals of the FIFA World Cup 2026!</p><br><p>Sadly this means no therapy this week... sorry fans! We'll see you next Tuesday! </p><br><p>(And as a thank-you for your patience, a greatest hits episode will be wheeling it's way to you shortly!)</p><br><p><br></p><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: </p><p></p><p> / thetherapycrouchpodcast </p><br><p>TikTok: </p><p></p><p> / thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><p></p><p> / petercrouch </p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p></p><p> / abbeyclancy </p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><p></p><p> / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Bedroom Fantasy Fails, wild Drunken Stories & Are Peter and Abbey Moving To Portugal?
9/07/202625 min<p>On today's episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey and Peter are back for another <strong>Ask Me Anything</strong>, still separated by thousands of miles with Peter in LA covering the World Cup and Abbey holding the fort in Portugal.</p><br><p>The pair catch up on just how much they're missing each other, reveal when they'll finally be reunited, and answer the question everyone keeps asking about whether Portugal is now officially home.</p><br><p>Abbey also shares the latest update on her rescue kittens, including her slightly unconventional attempt at communicating with their mum by learning "cat language"… much to Peter's amusement. Meanwhile, Peter recounts one of the most ridiculous American food challenges he's ever seen, involving a giant sandwich, a professional eater and a technique that genuinely turns his stomach.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, the pair offer advice to one listener struggling to make friends in their twenties, discuss whether friendships naturally become easier later in life, and explain why men and women approach making plans so differently.</p><br><p>There's also a hilarious relationship dilemma after one listener's romantic fantasy exercise ends with perhaps the least romantic response imaginable, before the episode descends into complete chaos with one of the funniest drunken confessions ever sent into the podcast.</p><br><p>From mystery poos around the house to Peter revealing one of his mate's all-time worst drunken moments, it's a finale you'll never forget.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below:</p><br><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD</a>...</p><br><p>00:00 - Welcome to another Ask Me Anything</p><p>00:41 - Abbey gives an update on the Portugal rescue kittens</p><p>01:28 - Abbey explains her "cat language" blinking technique</p><p>02:49 - Peter can't stop laughing at Abbey's cat communication</p><p>03:56 - Peter's unexpected FaceTime with a random little boy</p><p>04:49 - Peter's busy World Cup schedule and Mexico trip</p><p>05:12 - How much they're really missing each other apart</p><p>06:00 - Peter shares what life in LA has actually been like</p><p>06:47 - The ridiculous American food challenge</p><p>08:14 - The professional eater who demolished the giant sandwich</p><p>09:07 - Listener asks if the family has moved to Portugal for good</p><p>10:40 - Peter and Abbey reveal their plans to return to the UK</p><p>11:07 - Agony Ab: Is it harder to make friends in your twenties?</p><p>13:39 - Peter and Abbey explain how friendships change with age</p><p>15:00 - Why men and women make plans so differently</p><p>16:42 - A listener's romantic fantasy completely backfires</p><p>17:47 - Abbey gets called out over her own fantasy confession</p><p>18:55 - A listener admits she's dreamed about Peter and Abbey for years</p><p>19:49 - Peter recommends the TV series everyone is talking about</p><p>20:33 - The most unbelievable drunken confession ever sent in</p><p>21:16 - Mystery poos, coffee tables and total disbelief</p><p>22:14 - Peter admits he's witnessed similar drunken disasters</p><p>22:57 - "My mate p!ssed on his mum once…"</p><p>23:32 - Why drunken toilet accidents happen so often</p><p>24:18 - Final goodbyes and counting down until they're reunited</p><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkF2OThlR1U5ZmQ5eENOWHZtNXB6dlZHZjBRd3xBQ3Jtc0tra0ZjRlhOWWE2dHRIMzYzbmZwT2podXJrczE5YXQ5R0M3Z2xMbXV5ZHdFcGthWU1OWE80UE9sVEJrcDBiQzR3VXB2cXpKZm1oMVdPQ0JBVzFTWXdLVEIwNWpiZ3o3MnZxbVdLQTA2bk9HOE5aUXlYYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkF2OThlR1U5ZmQ5eENOWHZtNXB6dlZHZjBRd3xBQ3Jtc0tra0ZjRlhOWWE2dHRIMzYzbmZwT2podXJrczE5YXQ5R0M3Z2xMbXV5ZHdFcGthWU1OWE80UE9sVEJrcDBiQzR3VXB2cXpKZm1oMVdPQ0JBVzFTWXdLVEIwNWpiZ3o3MnZxbVdLQTA2bk9HOE5aUXlYYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouchpodcast </a></p><br><p>TikTok:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazdkQ2l2VHNhU0laMGtWaFpWZUdmTWlhOTFoZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttaXd1azQxRnNLdnpaX3ZWdVJaenVkZW5BYVBVUUZMZGhYYUlPdGNwZ0pOWUdQWlVYdHU0ZG5kMmtHOWFyTUdJYndYNWhqb0lYTVZTMFJqSk4xQ3JOVkV0SnJQN2lDNVFGZVhjcmtVNWJ1Z2ljSjlYVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40thetherapycrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazdkQ2l2VHNhU0laMGtWaFpWZUdmTWlhOTFoZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttaXd1azQxRnNLdnpaX3ZWdVJaenVkZW5BYVBVUUZMZGhYYUlPdGNwZ0pOWUdQWlVYdHU0ZG5kMmtHOWFyTUdJYndYNWhqb0lYTVZTMFJqSk4xQ3JOVkV0SnJQN2lDNVFGZVhjcmtVNWJ1Z2ljSjlYVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40thetherapycrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouch </a></p><br><p>Website:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa3B1a1pQNm5qaDljTEl6TkRKM2N4UUZQSDlvZ3xBQ3Jtc0tuTVJmMFI2VkhKd1BMR005UHgyTzl0Ry10NGZaQkJDYkhKVUJmbzFscWlOXzRpT2dKRGxabWF4UlFzaEFmekFmWXc0OTRocTdfRTV6T0hfZ2psN3lmNnFNVWltWFdzTkhlbjZJNWRMU3h4cTlVMTRWNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fthetherapycrouch.com%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU43TS1INGdXWWZ3a3N2S1hpMzBZQTg3WVhyQXxBQ3Jtc0tucnFfNDZMN3d2MGgzdDA1SjV5dW9jLVNqSkNGbTZmbVpDRnVEeUtzeWlYQTVmU3NoWG5BcEtGTXI2SS1KTDRwWlUySGxfd1NzcW0yRHZjSXFUc0NlMTloS244UjNBUHI0LWhhTzhfWlNxcDhrRXlsTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fpetercrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU43TS1INGdXWWZ3a3N2S1hpMzBZQTg3WVhyQXxBQ3Jtc0tucnFfNDZMN3d2MGgzdDA1SjV5dW9jLVNqSkNGbTZmbVpDRnVEeUtzeWlYQTVmU3NoWG5BcEtGTXI2SS1KTDRwWlUySGxfd1NzcW0yRHZjSXFUc0NlMTloS244UjNBUHI0LWhhTzhfWlNxcDhrRXlsTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fpetercrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / petercrouch </a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXYwR1dMNVpaRXRPS2lQZWxfSFI5SVpYYTRSd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZmpibDQxUzNNSUJ5MEhXN2UxT1JZdGQ0My1tZXBxX1JZb2V0UlBpeE8zVXUxNk1TbmExbU9OSUw3SmhtVTV4eExBMTdSRG1qb3ZlUTlmdnBQTE04b25vaTB0d1ZVOEhDU1pUQkFpMzN4S3JXYVVYNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fabbeyclancy&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXYwR1dMNVpaRXRPS2lQZWxfSFI5SVpYYTRSd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZmpibDQxUzNNSUJ5MEhXN2UxT1JZdGQ0My1tZXBxX1JZb2V0UlBpeE8zVXUxNk1TbmExbU9OSUw3SmhtVTV4eExBMTdSRG1qb3ZlUTlmdnBQTE04b25vaTB0d1ZVOEhDU1pUQkFpMzN4S3JXYVVYNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fabbeyclancy&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / abbeyclancy </a></p><br><p>Our clips channel<a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy </a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. 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Knob Shopping, Renovation Chaos & Abbey and Peter Face Their Biggest Parenting Challenge Yet…
7/07/202636 min<p>On today's episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Peter and Abbey are back together from opposite sides of the world, with Pete still in Los Angeles covering the Club World Cup while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal... and it's fair to say long distance is still bringing plenty of chaos.</p><br><p>The pair kick things off by catching up after time apart, with Peter showing off his questionable LA haircut before the conversation quickly spirals into expensive celebrity barbers, World Cup stories and Abbey receiving an unexpected history lesson on Maradona's infamous "Hand of God".</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Abbey opens up about a brand new parenting challenge as the couple navigate life with a 15-year-old daughter and the reality of teenage boys beginning to appear on the scene. They also tackle one listener's noisy partner, another whose role play was completely derailed by an overly committed builder delivering a full loft conversion quote, and revisit the legendary "lingerie crab" story after the couple write back with a surprising update... and some very happy news.</p><br><p>There's also a fiery renovation debate as Peter discovers more surprise bills arriving for their new house, admits his only contribution has been choosing the boilers, and accuses Abbey of going "knob shopping" without him.</p><br><p>Plus, Peter reflects honestly on life after professional football, why he rarely plays anymore despite still loving the game, whether they've already "peaked" in life, and why finding new passions has become more important than ever.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below:</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD...</p><br><p>00:00 - Intro</p><p>01:00 - Peter explains why every footballer ends up with the same World Cup haircut</p><p>02:25 - Expensive LA barbers</p><p>03:15 - World Cup excitement and talking about Kane’s goal</p><p>04:05 - Peter tells Abbey the full story of Maradona's infamous "Hand of God"</p><p>06:55 - Parenting worries begin as Abbey opens up</p><p>08:00 - The realities of teenage girls and navigating dating as parents</p><p>10:05 - World Cup moments and England excitement</p><p>11:00 - Peter's Weekly Whine: surprise renovation bills keep arriving from home</p><p>12:20 - Boilers, driveway lights and why Peter feels left out of designing the house</p><p>13:25 - Knob shopping</p><p>15:10 - Peter reveals the only part of the new house he actually wants control over</p><p>16:25 - Listener update: the famous "lingerie crab" mystery finally gets solved</p><p>18:15 - Engagement news after one of the podcast's strangest ever listener dilemmas</p><p>19:20 - Peter wearing women’s clothes and the conversation gets ridiculous</p><p>20:00 - Abbey's Love Island lookalike and Gaz’s invitation to a Fourth of July LA pool party</p><p>22:00 - Agony Ab: what do you do when your boyfriend is a bedroom screamer?</p><p>24:45 - Long distance life and why this week's episode became a catch-up instead</p><p>26:10 - Former athlete struggles: does Peter still miss playing professional football?</p><p>28:00 - Peter admits football frustrates him now and explains why he rarely plays</p><p>29:00 - Finding new passions through golf and life after football</p><p>30:00 - Have Peter and Abbey already "peaked" in life? An unexpectedly honest discussion</p><p>32:30 - Agony Ab: role play goes too far when a builder starts quoting for a loft conversion</p><p>34:00 - Peter pitches his own role play ideas... including an LAPD officer</p><p>35:10 - Wrapping up after another long-distance catch-up filled with chaos</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: </p><br><p> / thetherapycrouchpodcast </p><br><p>TikTok: </p><br><p> / thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><br><p> / petercrouch </p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><br><p> / abbeyclancy </p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><br><p> / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy </p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Hall Passes, Pregnancy Rows & Why Peter Threw Sausages Out The Window
2/07/202626 min<p>On today's episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Peter and Abbey are back for another <strong>Ask Me Anything</strong>, still navigating long distance with Pete in LA and Abbey in Portugal, and the chaos starts almost immediately...</p><br><p>The pair kick things off with a debate about breaking news alerts, why the news is always so depressing, and whether the world desperately needs a "good news" channel instead. They then dive into a listener dilemma about moving out to the countryside, discussing teenage independence, parenting guilt and why neither of them would let their own kids walk anywhere alone these days.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Peter and Abbey take a nostalgic trip back through their favourite childhood games, with Peter somehow admitting he left Abbey lying injured during a family game because he <em>had</em> to get back to the tree first!</p><p>There's also a hilarious discussion about celebrity hall passes after one listener accidentally named Abbey as his, before Peter and Abbey reveal their own celebrity crushes and debate whether hall passes should even exist in a marriage.</p><br><p>The couple also revisit one of their most infamous relationship rows involving wild boar sausages, pregnancy cravings and the "World's Best Prawn Sandwich", while another listener's dishwasher loading complaint sparks a surprisingly passionate debate about household chores and who actually knows the "correct" way to do them.</p><br><p>Plus, Peter becomes obsessed with the idea of growing vegetables like David Beckham, the pair dream about making homemade soups and chimichurri from their future garden, and one listener's romantic evening is completely derailed by... a sourdough timer.</p><br><p>There's also a heartfelt moment as Peter and Abbey send their love to listener Mark during his chemotherapy treatment, before ending the episode with a genuinely touching long-distance goodbye that reminds everyone just how much they miss being together.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below:</p><br><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD</a>...</p><br><p>00:00 - Intro and bizarre opening conversation</p><p>00:28 - Ask Me Anything begins from LA and Portugal</p><p>00:53 - Breaking news interrupts the podcast</p><p>01:38 - Why the news is always so negative</p><p>02:18 - Family dilemma: move house or stay rural?</p><p>03:14 - Parenting guilt and giving teenagers independence</p><p>04:14 - Would they let their own children walk alone?</p><p>04:51 - Childhood games and playground nostalgia</p><p>05:43 - Hide and Seek, Bulldog and forgotten classics</p><p>06:15 - The new game everyone became obsessed with</p><p>06:56 - Peter leaves Abbey injured to win the game</p><p>07:20 - Celebrity hall pass dilemma from a listener</p><p>08:09 - Abbey and Peter reveal their celebrity crushes</p><p>09:12 - Hall pass rules and where the phrase comes from</p><p>10:43 - Emotional message for listener Mark during chemotherapy</p><p>12:18 - Pettiest reasons for ending relationships</p><p>13:05 - The pregnancy sausage argument returns</p><p>14:05 - The "World's Best Prawn Sandwich" disaster</p><p>15:10 - Abbey admits she ghosted someone on a date</p><p>16:18 - Peter's "dance van" pronunciation gets roasted</p><p>17:42 - Dishwasher loading wars between couples</p><p>18:40 - Peter's only official household chore</p><p>19:18 - David Beckham's vegetable garden inspires Peter</p><p>20:18 - Dreaming about home-grown food and batch cooking</p><p>21:20 - Romance interrupted by sourdough bread</p><p>22:10 - Parenting and trying to find time together</p><p>23:20 - Peter's least sexy relationship moment</p><p>24:18 - Bread making vs romance debate continues</p><p>25:02 - Sweet long-distance goodbye and family appreciation</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkF2OThlR1U5ZmQ5eENOWHZtNXB6dlZHZjBRd3xBQ3Jtc0tra0ZjRlhOWWE2dHRIMzYzbmZwT2podXJrczE5YXQ5R0M3Z2xMbXV5ZHdFcGthWU1OWE80UE9sVEJrcDBiQzR3VXB2cXpKZm1oMVdPQ0JBVzFTWXdLVEIwNWpiZ3o3MnZxbVdLQTA2bk9HOE5aUXlYYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkF2OThlR1U5ZmQ5eENOWHZtNXB6dlZHZjBRd3xBQ3Jtc0tra0ZjRlhOWWE2dHRIMzYzbmZwT2podXJrczE5YXQ5R0M3Z2xMbXV5ZHdFcGthWU1OWE80UE9sVEJrcDBiQzR3VXB2cXpKZm1oMVdPQ0JBVzFTWXdLVEIwNWpiZ3o3MnZxbVdLQTA2bk9HOE5aUXlYYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouchpodcast </a></p><br><p>TikTok:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazdkQ2l2VHNhU0laMGtWaFpWZUdmTWlhOTFoZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttaXd1azQxRnNLdnpaX3ZWdVJaenVkZW5BYVBVUUZMZGhYYUlPdGNwZ0pOWUdQWlVYdHU0ZG5kMmtHOWFyTUdJYndYNWhqb0lYTVZTMFJqSk4xQ3JOVkV0SnJQN2lDNVFGZVhjcmtVNWJ1Z2ljSjlYVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40thetherapycrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazdkQ2l2VHNhU0laMGtWaFpWZUdmTWlhOTFoZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttaXd1azQxRnNLdnpaX3ZWdVJaenVkZW5BYVBVUUZMZGhYYUlPdGNwZ0pOWUdQWlVYdHU0ZG5kMmtHOWFyTUdJYndYNWhqb0lYTVZTMFJqSk4xQ3JOVkV0SnJQN2lDNVFGZVhjcmtVNWJ1Z2ljSjlYVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40thetherapycrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouch </a></p><br><p>Website:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa3B1a1pQNm5qaDljTEl6TkRKM2N4UUZQSDlvZ3xBQ3Jtc0tuTVJmMFI2VkhKd1BMR005UHgyTzl0Ry10NGZaQkJDYkhKVUJmbzFscWlOXzRpT2dKRGxabWF4UlFzaEFmekFmWXc0OTRocTdfRTV6T0hfZ2psN3lmNnFNVWltWFdzTkhlbjZJNWRMU3h4cTlVMTRWNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fthetherapycrouch.com%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU43TS1INGdXWWZ3a3N2S1hpMzBZQTg3WVhyQXxBQ3Jtc0tucnFfNDZMN3d2MGgzdDA1SjV5dW9jLVNqSkNGbTZmbVpDRnVEeUtzeWlYQTVmU3NoWG5BcEtGTXI2SS1KTDRwWlUySGxfd1NzcW0yRHZjSXFUc0NlMTloS244UjNBUHI0LWhhTzhfWlNxcDhrRXlsTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fpetercrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU43TS1INGdXWWZ3a3N2S1hpMzBZQTg3WVhyQXxBQ3Jtc0tucnFfNDZMN3d2MGgzdDA1SjV5dW9jLVNqSkNGbTZmbVpDRnVEeUtzeWlYQTVmU3NoWG5BcEtGTXI2SS1KTDRwWlUySGxfd1NzcW0yRHZjSXFUc0NlMTloS244UjNBUHI0LWhhTzhfWlNxcDhrRXlsTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fpetercrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / petercrouch </a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXYwR1dMNVpaRXRPS2lQZWxfSFI5SVpYYTRSd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZmpibDQxUzNNSUJ5MEhXN2UxT1JZdGQ0My1tZXBxX1JZb2V0UlBpeE8zVXUxNk1TbmExbU9OSUw3SmhtVTV4eExBMTdSRG1qb3ZlUTlmdnBQTE04b25vaTB0d1ZVOEhDU1pUQkFpMzN4S3JXYVVYNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fabbeyclancy&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXYwR1dMNVpaRXRPS2lQZWxfSFI5SVpYYTRSd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZmpibDQxUzNNSUJ5MEhXN2UxT1JZdGQ0My1tZXBxX1JZb2V0UlBpeE8zVXUxNk1TbmExbU9OSUw3SmhtVTV4eExBMTdSRG1qb3ZlUTlmdnBQTE04b25vaTB0d1ZVOEhDU1pUQkFpMzN4S3JXYVVYNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fabbeyclancy&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / abbeyclancy </a></p><br><p>Our clips channel<a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy </a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. 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Peter & Abbey React to America's Wildest AITA Stories, Robot Deliveries and Dating Disasters…
30/06/202643 min<p>On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter is back in LA while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal, and long-distance life is proving just as chaotic as ever.</p><br><p>The pair kick things off by catching up across the time difference, with Pete walking into a house where everyone is ill while Abbey gives a dramatic update on her ever-growing cat family. What started as rescuing a few kittens has turned into full-blown Tiger King territory, complete with surprise attacks and daily battles just to clean their eyes.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Peter reveals his biggest long-distance frustration, why time zones should be abolished forever, and the couple laugh about the strange ways they've celebrated birthdays and even delayed Christmas together when life got in the way.</p><br><p>There's also a brilliant listener debate about whether "I'm just going for one drink" has ever actually meant one drink, before the pair tackle some of the internet's most ridiculous ‘Am I The Asshole’ stories. From a man who demolished an entire four-foot party sandwich to a groom desperate to hide his brother's extremely graphic tattoo on his wedding day, the dilemmas only get more bizarre.</p><br><p>Plus, Pete is fascinated by LA's driverless delivery robots, Abbey explains why self-checkouts are killing conversation, and an Agony Ab involving a supposedly "dead" ex leaves everyone questioning what they would do in the same situation.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:</p><br><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD</a>...</p><br><p>00:00 - Pete flirts before the podcast starts</p><p>00:24 - Peter joins from LA as Abbey stays in Portugal</p><p>01:05 - Pete arrives to a house full of ill crew members</p><p>01:53 - Abbey's rescued kittens become complete chaos</p><p>03:42 - Tiger King comparisons and life with five kittens</p><p>04:28 - Pete misses Abbey but loves working in LA</p><p>05:05 - Abbey's sunrise horse ride nearly sends Pete to sleep</p><p>06:25 - Weekly whine: long distance and impossible time zones</p><p>07:50 - Pete jokes Abbey is too happy without him</p><p>09:00 - How they move anniversaries and even Christmas</p><p>10:04 - "One drink with the lads" never ends well</p><p>12:13 - Pete explains why men should stop promising one pint</p><p>16:03 - Listener compliments, fashion chat and modern dating</p><p>18:07 - Why the 90s were better than today</p><p>20:00 - Relationship ick: talking to your partner through the dog</p><p>22:24 - American AITA: the infamous 4-foot party sandwich</p><p>26:24 - Was eating the entire sandwich actually selfish?</p><p>29:53 - Dad tries forcing his 25-year-old girlfriend into every friendship group</p><p>34:27 - Wedding drama over a giant vagina tattoo</p><p>38:00 - Pete's mind is blown by LA delivery robots</p><p>39:40 - Why self-checkouts are ruining human interaction</p><p>41:25 - Agony Ab: is your girlfriend lying about her "dead" ex?</p><p>43:25 - 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Peter and Abbey Talk Long Distance Delusions, Comfort Knickers and The Return of Shabba!
25/06/202624 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything from Portugal and there is absolutely no shortage of chaos!</p><br><p>The pair kick things off by diving into the realities of being reunited after time apart, with Abbey admitting Peter has completely ruined the routine she’d finally managed to get in place while solo parenting. There’s also a fresh long-distance confession from producer Gaz, who reveals he took his girlfriend’s pants to LA for “comfort” only for them to be neatly folded by the housekeeper and left on full display in his room…</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Abbey and Peter discuss one listener’s boyfriend who insists on calling a Leeds-to-Manchester relationship “long distance”, whether ugly animals are actually the cutest pets of all, and why Abbey can’t stop rescuing tiny kittens in Portugal. There’s also a truly bizarre internet confession involving a sex act, a shout of “Shabba!” and an Alexa request for Mr Bombastic that completely derails the pod.</p><br><p>Plus, Abbey opens up about her Scouse identity, whether she’s become “too posh” for Liverpool, and the strange experience of sounding too Scouse in London but not Scouse enough back home!</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>02:20 G’s Long Distance Comfort Knickers</p><p>04:22 Abbey’s New Coconut Coffee Obsession</p><p>07:22 The Boyfriend Who Calls Leeds to Manchester ‘Long Distance’</p><p>09:28 Ugly Pets, Feral Cats and A Farm Podcast Invitation</p><p>12:17 Abbey’s Portugal Animal Rescue Update</p><p>15:17 The Shabba Bedroom Confession</p><p>18:04 Laughing With A Straight Face</p><p>19:01 Abbey on Being Scouse in London vs Liverpool</p><p>22:20 Abbey Plans G’s Makeover</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Father’s Day Chaos! Abbey Fosters Five Kittens, Gaz Burns His BALLS and a Listener’s Lingerie Confession!
23/06/202641 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are reunited in Portugal for a Father’s Day special… but as always, things go downhill fast!</p><br><p>Abbey reveals she’s somehow ended up fostering a wild cat and five tiny kittens after they were found abandoned in a dumpster, while Peter returns from LA only to be struck down by jet lag & a family vomit bug. Oh, and Gaz suffers one of the most unfortunate sunburn injuries we’ve ever heard on the pod!</p><br><p>The pair also tackle some of your Father’s Day dilemmas, from whether homemade cards are ever acceptable as an adult, to the horror of six-minute voice notes from dads who’ve discovered Facebook Marketplace. </p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, one listener gets in touch after walking in on her boyfriend wearing her lingerie over a full work suit while performing what can only be described as an interpretive crab dance around the bedroom… and honestly, it might be one of the most chaotic emails we’ve ever had!</p><br><p>Elsewhere, there’s more pelvic floor follow-up, Abbey and Peter debate slamming doors, wardrobe icks and car door etiquette, and Gaz admits what he’s missing most about football culture in the UK while out in the States.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:12 Abbey Fosters A Wild Cat and Five Kittens</p><p>05:08 Father’s Day, Family Chaos and The Vomit Bug</p><p>07:35 Gaz's Insane Sunburn Story</p><p>11:48 Father’s Day Card Dilemmas</p><p>14:10 Dad Voice Notes and Facebook Marketplace Addiction</p><p>17:39 Pelvic Floor Follow-Up</p><p>20:28 Cupboard Slamming, Door Icks and Household Annoyances</p><p>24:05 Peter’s Ideal Father’s Day</p><p>25:42 Reuniting In Portugal After Time Apart</p><p>31:43 The Lingerie Crab Dance Email</p><p>38:31 Gaz's Football Culture Rant In America</p><p>40:28 Wrapping Up In Portugal</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Long Distance Disasters! Abbey and Peter Struggle Apart, World Cup FOMO and Bedroom Dilemmas
19/06/202645 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter attempt another long-distance podcast recording... and quickly realise just how difficult it is to be apart.</p><br><p>After a chaotic start filled with technical disasters, Peter opens up about life at the World Cup, meeting internet superstar IShowSpeed, and why being away from home is proving tougher than expected. Meanwhile, Abbey has fully embraced life in Portugal, from horse riding on the beach to becoming the ultimate football mum.</p><br><p>The couple discuss whether they’re any good at long distance, Peter’s frustrations with communication while he’s away, and why they both agree being apart simply doesn’t suit them. </p><br><p>Plus, listener emails spark conversations about celebrity lookalikes, bizarre relationship situations, modern dating dilemmas and one particularly awkward bedroom problem that leaves Abbey and Peter struggling to keep a straight face.</p><br><p><br></p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">00:00</a> Long Distance Recording Chaos03:00 Abbey Offers Peter A Makeover06:15 Life In Portugal & World Cup Updates08:50 Peter Opens Up About Missing Home10:15 Meeting IShowSpeed At The World Cup11:50 Abbey's Horse Riding Adventure13:30 Are Abbey & Peter Bad At Long Distance?<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfPGvMpdNXI&t=920s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">15:20</a> Listener Apology To Abbey18:00 Does Anyone Fancy Peter?<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfPGvMpdNXI&t=1250s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">20:50</a> Peter Crouch Love Island Lookalike22:00 Icks, Cycling Gear & Matcha Orders27:40 Long Distance Relationship Horror Story33:45 The Awkward Bedroom Dilemma41:20 Abbey & Peter's Advice42:45 Emotional Goodbye From Portugal</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW1iYzNLb2NsOTF6WGJRRWc3Uk5yMnFWdXhkd3xBQ3Jtc0trQnJaVUE1dFBxSWYwMmJPcU1WRHdtSHBFVm5qSThXa2M5d3FiNXR4azcxTzZPaF9RSFZKZVhhbS1hRG43UjRDejduWVBSclRhMTZvN3o4S2NyS2JBTnhkM0JtYWsyM1YzZ242YXZYQ0tnaWRVMWhyaw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouchpodcast </a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Could You Leave Everything Behind? Abbey & Peter Weigh In!
18/06/202625 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything episode and things quickly take a surprisingly therapeutic turn.</p><br><p>The pair tackle everything from moving across the world and starting over in Los Angeles, to the relationship habits that secretly drive people mad. </p><br><p>There’s a heated debate over butter etiquette, cheese board rules and Peter’s definitive ranking of bottled water, before the conversation shifts into some genuinely heartfelt advice for a listener considering leaving behind friends, family and a successful career for a brand new life abroad.</p><br><p>We also hear about a listener whose boyfriend can’t fall asleep without listening to The Therapy Crouch, discuss why Peter thinks LA is completely different from what he expected, and settle the age-old question of whether Abbey could beat Peter at any physical activity.</p><br><p><strong>00:00</strong> Introduction & AMA Begins</p><p><strong>01:48</strong> Running, Relaxation & Meditation Debate</p><p><strong>05:04</strong> Peter’s Water Rankings & Bottled Water Controversy</p><p><strong>07:24</strong> The "Lurpak Ripper" Relationship Confession</p><p><strong>09:15</strong> The Great Brie Etiquette Debate</p><p><strong>11:15</strong> Should You Move Your Entire Life To LA?</p><p><strong>14:09</strong> Peter’s Honest Thoughts On Los Angeles</p><p><strong>16:33</strong> Abbey’s Life-Changing Advice: Just Go For It</p><p><strong>17:56</strong> When The Podcast Becomes A Therapy Session</p><p><strong>20:14</strong> The Listener Who Falls Asleep To The Podcast</p><p><strong>21:36</strong> AI Writing Books & The Future Of Entertainment</p><p><strong>22:09</strong> Could Abbey Beat Peter At Anything?</p><p><strong>23:21</strong> Peter Defends His Athletic Ability</p><p><strong>24:12</strong> The Hot Air Balloon Disaster Story</p><p><strong>24:55</strong> Goodbye From Portugal</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram:</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><br><p>TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website:</p><p><a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
He Invited Us To Dinner... Then Things Got Awkward | Ask me Anything!
11/06/202625 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice.</p><br><p>The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a conversation about restaurant etiquette and customer service spirals into a rant about supermarket managers, jangling keychains and the ultimate "jobsworth" behaviour.</p><br><p>We also hear one of Abbey's most awkward holiday stories ever as an innocent dinner invitation takes a very unexpected turn, leaving her too nervous to tell Peter what had actually happened until much later.</p><br><p>Also, Abbey and Peter help a listener who told someone they loved them only to have the feeling go unreturned, discussing heartbreak, rejection and why sometimes walking away is the healthiest option. We also tackle a bedroom dilemma from a listener looking to spice things up in his relationship, leading to one of the funniest and most chaotic conversations we've had in a long time.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:55 Long Distance Relationships</p><p>02:50 Restaurant Jobsworths</p><p>05:10 First Ever Jobs</p><p>08:55 Abbey's Awkward Holiday Story</p><p>10:15 "Why Don't You Just Leave?"</p><p>11:30 Peter Finds Out What Happened</p><p>14:10 Honesty In Relationships</p><p>15:00 "I Love You" Wasn't Returned</p><p>16:45 Heartbreak & Moving On</p><p>17:35 Bedroom Dilemmas</p><p>19:15 How To Talk About Intimacy</p><p>20:30 The "Shabba" Debate</p><p>22:10 Modern Dating & OnlyFans</p><p>23:10 Sunday Best & Final Thoughts</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
Ducks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old!
10/06/202643 min<p>Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer.</p><br><p>In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p><br></p><p>00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins </p><p>02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 0</p><p>04:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗 </p><p>07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully" </p><p>11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆 </p><p>14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!) </p><p>17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell </p><p>22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches </p><p>24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana </p><p>27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍 </p><p>30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory </p><p>33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson </p><p>40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush" </p><p>41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!)</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
The Therapy Crouch AMA! Football Questions, Family Drama and One Very Awkward Mistake!
4/06/202626 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem to annoy them more and more with age.</p><br><p>Peter shares his surprising obsession with supermarket trolleys while Abbey reveals the birthday party booking experience that left both of them completely baffled. The pair debate why some people seem determined to make life difficult for everyone around them, from awkward customer service encounters to airport staff who appear to enjoy saying no.</p><br><p>We also answer more of your AMA questions, including which football legends Abbey would love to have on the podcast, the footballers and managers she'd most like to interview, and Peter’s thoughts on some of the biggest names in the game.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose attempt to spice up a long-distance relationship went spectacularly wrong after sending an extremely personal voice note to completely the wrong person. Plus, Abbey and Peter reveal their own accidental messaging disasters that they'll never live down.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:28 Peter's Supermarket Trolley Obsession</p><p>03:22 The £3 Chip Shop Argument</p><p>05:05 Jack's Birthday Party Booking Disaster</p><p>08:35 Why Do Some People Love Saying No?</p><p>10:00 Peter's Airport Security Horror Story</p><p>12:30 AMA Questions Begin</p><p>13:15 Abbey's Dream Football Guests</p><p>15:45 Football Managers, Transfers and Big Names</p><p>17:30 The Accidental Voice Note Disaster</p><p>20:00 Embarrassing Group Chat Mistakes</p><p>22:15 More AMA Questions</p><p>24:45 Final Thoughts</p><p>26:19 End</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
