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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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"Get That On Socials Guys!" Abbey's Vibration Plate & Attic Mice Squatters | AMA
5 Kas 202623 min<p>We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!</p><br><p>Pete and Abbey kick off with the harsh realities of their ongoing home renovation, complete with building delays, rising costs, and mice moving into the attic before they can. Abbey explains her latest obsession with a vibration plate for lymphatic health, while Pete wonders if anyone genuinely lies on their deathbed regretting never running a marathon.</p><br><p>The conversation spirals into futuristic tech paranoia, childhood discipline, and classic school memories. Between Abbey’s terrifying nun-run Catholic school encounters and Pete getting pinged in the head by chalk-armed science teacher,.The pair also debate whether dissecting mice in biology class was actually real or completely made up.</p><br><p>Plus, Abbey teases an energy-draining party trick she mastered in Norway, and we tackle an Agony Ab from a Durham uni student who got caught saying the unthinkable right in front of his dissertation lecturer.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 - Introduction & Renovation Woes </p><p>01:10 - Mice In The Attic </p><p>03:37 - Agony Ab: Marathon Love Story </p><p>05:23 - The Power Plate Obsession </p><p>07:42 - Marriage Advice For Free Spirits </p><p>09:27 - Claire's Birthday & Golf Priorities </p><p>10:18 - Abbey's Secret Norway Magic Trick </p><p>11:18 - Social Media Callouts & Webbed Hands </p><p>13:06 - Microchip Implants & Mind Control </p><p>14:03 - Hosting Friends & Party Tricks </p><p>15:48 - Agony Ab: Uni Lecturer Nightmare </p><p>17:27 - School Punishments & Strict Teachers </p><p>19:42 - Chalk Fights & Science Dissections </p><p>22:08 - How To Handle Awkward Confessions</p><br><p>To contact us: </p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

200 Episodes Of The Therapy Crouch: BP Garage Wine, iCloud Fails & Classic Crouchy Moments
3 Kas 202638 min<p>We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!</p><br><p>Pete and Abbey are back and things quickly derail when Gaz struggles to hide his iCloud images, accidentally flashing Abbey and Pete with old embarrassing MySpace-angle selfies to the entire studio. It’s peak Crouch chaos, proving that even after hundreds of hours on camera, GDPR is still a completely foreign concept in the barn.</p><br><p>To celebrate a massive 200 episodes of the podcast, we are taking a trip down memory lane, reflecting on the evolution of the show, dishing out awards for our favourite moments, and bringing back a very special edition of Weekly Wines—comparing a lavish £30 Pinot Noir to a £2.99 bottle from the BP garage!</p><br><p>We also revisit the most chaotic guest appearances from Amanda Holden to Alan Carr, discuss the hilarity of playing 'Bonk Beats' like Family Guy in the bedroom, and dive into a Hall of Fame Agony Abs segment featuring the infamous interpretive crab dance and the legend of Race Day Jack!</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 - Celebrating 200 Episodes</p><p>01:45 - The Evolution Of The Pod</p><p>03:00 - We Actually Love Each Other</p><p>05:10 - Gaz's NSFW Selfies</p><p>06:30 - Pete Leaked More Than His Bank Card</p><p>09:00 - This Weekly Wine</p><p>10:30 - The BP Garage Wine</p><p>11:55 - The Aunty Clit Nickname</p><p>14:15 - Chinless Wonder</p><p>17:10 - Abbey's Dad Loves Pete</p><p>19:30 - Wildest Guest Awards</p><p>20:00 - Amanda Holden's Noisy Neighbours</p><p>23:30 - Bedroom Bonk Beats with The Buckley's</p><p>24:35 - Best Agony Abs Awards</p><p>25:40 - The Pink Innocence Ick</p><p>28:00 - Race Day Jack</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>Ep:200</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

"You Look Like A Swinger!" Abbey Roasts Pete's New Tash & Garage Disasters | AMA
29 Eki 202623 minWelcome to another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is nursing a brutally symmetrical Portuguese mosquito bite while Pete returns from China to face some harsh truths from their seven-year-old son Jack, who has officially ruled out marriage for good. Plus, the debate turns heated as Pete's fresh moustache gets brutally compared to an 80s p*rn star and a swinger's retreat regular. We also dive into the eternal question every partner asks: why do retired footballers abandon the pitch just to obsess over golf? Pete reveals whether hitting a hole-in-one tops scoring a Premier League screamer, while Abbey explains why an immaculately organised airing cupboard gives her a bigger high than any sport on earth. Things take a chaotic turn when a listener submits a terrifying shower prank mishap that turned a romantic routine into a trip hazard, prompting an official crouch public safety announcement. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - The Shower Shabra Warning 00:28 - Abbey's Portuguese Mosquito Bite 01:40 - Pete’s Trip to China & High-Tech Cars 03:15 - Jack’s Honest Thoughts on Marriage 04:06 - Gaz’s Food Tour in San Sebastián 05:22 - Pete’s Moustache Gets Roasted 07:01 - Airport Lounge Fan Encounters 08:20 - The Agony Ab: Shower Prank Disaster 10:28 - Why Footballers Switch to Golf 12:24 - Premier League Goal vs. Hole-in-One 14:00 - Abbey's Bowling Strike Wonder 15:52 - What Gives Abbey an Adrenaline Rush? 18:12 - Airing Cupboards & Garage Goals 20:00 - Can Pete & Abbey Watch Sports Together? 21:05 - The Great Gymnastics Debate 22:36 - Pete's Garage Organising Promise To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Pete’s Terrifying New Look, Sexy Halloween Nightmares & Petty Candy Scandals!
27 Eki 202650 minWe've taken over a friends studio for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete has unveiled a brand-new moustache just in time for November, and let’s just say Abbey is far from impressed. From brutal roasts about whether it suits him to Abbey discovering a BBC study revealing that pet dogs are actually cleaner than men's facial hair, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread. The couple dive headfirst into the madness of Halloween preparations, debating proper etiquette around trick-or-treating, disastrous past outfits, and whether sexy costumes have gone entirely too far. Plus, Pete defends an emergency essentials trip to Decathlon, while Abbey questions why it's treated like a day out. Elsewhere, we hear wild celebrity trick-or-treating tales, discuss the logistics of couples costumes, and unpack an outrageous Agony Abs dilemma involving neighbourhood candy feuds and petty payback. Try Huel with £10 OFF for New Customers today using our code "therapycrouch" at huel.com/therapycrouch If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Diabolical Weather & Portugal Banter 03:57 - The Demi Panochet Mystery 05:37 - Why Decathlon Is An Obsession 09:42 - Pete Debuts The New Moustache 11:08 - Dogs Are Cleaner Than Men's Beards 14:29 - The Hips Don't Lie 17:15 - Trick Or Treating Rules 20:48 - Sexy vs Scary Costumes 24:10 - The AI Costume Challenge 27:27 - Couples Costume Disasters 31:16 - Agony Abs: The Stolen Sweets Scandal 35:38 - Sweet Revenge & Petty Feuds 39:49 - Pete & Abbey In A Horror Maze 44:09 - The Ultimate Halloween Prank 48:47 - Approaching Episode 200 To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:199<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Pete Crouch Reveals The Worst Locker Room Prank That Went Way Too Far!
22 Eki 202619 min<p>On this Ask Me Anything, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your wild Ask Me Anything dilemmas, from university pranks taken to sickening extremes to Pete getting completely stitched up with Deep Heat in the Stoke City changing rooms. Plus, Abbey exposes Pete's questionable choice of romantic bedroom music and the horrors of getting hammered together on date night.</p><br><p>In this episode, the debate turns to relationship red flags when a listener asks how to save a best mate whose partner is alienating everyone, leaving Pete and Abbey to discuss whether you should ever tell a friend you hate their other half.</p><br><p>We also tackle the return from an epic bedroom dry spell, how to rebuild confidence when things get awkward, and Abbey’s horror at Pete’s seduction tactics.</p><br><p>If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below </p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1B-c3yvC-4Ew3H1nJc5fD-5d3X9JbK7L2mN1oP0qR8s/viewform</p><br><p>00:00 - Barn Banter & Where Is Gaz? </p><p>01:00 - The University Kahoot Prank </p><p>03:26 - A Step Too Far: Pete & Abbey React </p><p>05:14 - Pete's Stoke Changing Room Bullying </p><p>06:26 - Dilemma: We Dislike Our Friend's Partner </p><p>08:32 - How To Tell A Friend You Hate Their Fella </p><p>10:28 - Recovering From A Major Dry Spell </p><p>12:05 - Rebuilding Confidence & Post-Baby Bodies </p><p>3:17 - Pete & Abbey's Cinema Date Night </p><p>14:22 - Running Playlists & Dad Rock Debates </p><p>16:16 - Pete's "Bonk Beat" Bedroom Anthems </p><p>17:40 - Alexa, Get Crouchy In The Mood</p><br><p>To contact us: </p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast!
20 Eki 202650 min<p>We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!</p><br><p>Pete and Abbey unpack their scenic escape to Norway, surviving endless glasses of "bitch juice," and why Pete's post-golf hosting habits leave Abbey freezing in a house without furniture. Between Abbey attempting to cure a brutal hangover with raw sardines and Pete sleeping with a giant turkey-shaped ostrich pillow on his head, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread.</p><br><p>The team break down the sheer chaos of half-term parenting, navigating four kids with zero overlapping interests, and the extreme parental lies used to keep the peace. Pete reveals why he abandoned Abbey mid-fall during a high-stakes game of 40-40 in the garden, while the pair make another high-stakes charity bet on whether they can survive the holidays completely sober.</p><br><p>Plus, an incredible lineup of listener dilemmas in Weekly Wines and Agony Abs: from living with a flatmate who commentates every domestic chore like David Attenborough, to a blind date that goes horribly wrong when the woman opposite turns out to be the local waxing specialist. Finally, the gang tackle a truly cursed, wide-eyed horse painting that's destroying one listener’s living room walls.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 - Back From Norway & The Ostrich Pillow </p><p>04:40 - Bitch Juice & 20 Bottles of Wine </p><p>09:35 - Pete’s Golf Mates Invade The Rental </p><p>11:05 - The Sardine Hangover Cure & Kebabs </p><p>12:35 - Weekly Wine: The Housemate Narrator </p><p>15:18 - Best Friend Marriages & Watching Paint Dry </p><p>19:05 - Blind Date With The Waxing Clinic Doctor </p><p>22:20 - Half-Term Chaos & Summer Holiday Debates </p><p>23:26 - Bunking Pilates For Dim Sum & China Trips </p><p>29:03 - The Tree Swing & Pete’s 40-40 Betrayal </p><p>32:26 - Classic Lies Parents Tell Their Kids </p><p>35:46 - The Half-Term Dry Charity Bet </p><p>37:31 - Agony Abs: "You Can Taste The Effort" </p><p>42:50 - Rihanna Ringtone Disasters </p><p>44:33 - The Terrifying Horse Painting Dilemma</p><br><p>To contact us: </p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>Ep:197</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast!
20 Eki 20261h 1m<p>We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!</p><br><p>Pete and Abbey unpack their scenic escape to Norway, surviving endless glasses of "bitch juice," and why Pete's post-golf hosting habits leave Abbey freezing in a house without furniture. Between Abbey attempting to cure a brutal hangover with raw sardines and Pete sleeping with a giant turkey-shaped ostrich pillow on his head, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread.</p><br><p>The team break down the sheer chaos of half-term parenting, navigating four kids with zero overlapping interests, and the extreme parental lies used to keep the peace. Pete reveals why he abandoned Abbey mid-fall during a high-stakes game of 40-40 in the garden, while the pair make another high-stakes charity bet on whether they can survive the holidays completely sober.</p><br><p>Plus, an incredible lineup of listener dilemmas in Weekly Wines and Agony Abs: from living with a flatmate who commentates every domestic chore like David Attenborough, to a blind date that goes horribly wrong when the woman opposite turns out to be the local waxing specialist. Finally, the gang tackle a truly cursed, wide-eyed horse painting that's destroying one listener’s living room walls.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 - Back From Norway & The Ostrich Pillow </p><p>04:40 - Bitch Juice & 20 Bottles of Wine </p><p>09:35 - Pete’s Golf Mates Invade The Rental </p><p>11:05 - The Sardine Hangover Cure & Kebabs </p><p>12:35 - Weekly Wine: The Housemate Narrator </p><p>15:18 - Best Friend Marriages & Watching Paint Dry </p><p>19:05 - Blind Date With The Waxing Clinic Doctor </p><p>22:20 - Half-Term Chaos & Summer Holiday Debates </p><p>34:00 - Supermarket Socials & The Death of Tills </p><p>37:10 - Bunking Pilates For Dim Sum & China Trips </p><p>41:00 - The Tree Swing & Pete’s 40-40 Betrayal </p><p>44:00 - Classic Lies Parents Tell Their Kids </p><p>46:40 - The Half-Term Dry Charity Bet </p><p>48:55 - Agony Abs: "You Can Taste The Effort" </p><p>54:05 - Rihanna Ringtone Disasters </p><p>55:02 - The Terrifying Horse Painting Dilemma</p><br><p>To contact us: </p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>Ep:197</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Abbey Grills Pete For Leaving Her Out Of The Podcast Awards! | Ask Me Anything
15 Eki 202616 min<p>On this AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your most pressing questions, starting with Pete awkwardly explaining why Abbey didn't get an enthusiastic invite to his upcoming podcast awards night. Between wardrobe disputes and chaotic rental living, the pair unpack the unfiltered reality of marriage when life gets messy.</p><br><p>The debate moves straight into home renovations and whether living amongst dust, storage units, and builders at 7am completely destroys romance—with Abbey giving a brutally honest answer on what happens to the bedroom spark. Plus, the two go head-to-head on who is truly reckless with money: Pete's massive fun budgets or Abbey's uncompromising obsession with luxury kitchen ovens.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Pete and Abbey look back at their vow renewal on a private island, debate taking on The Traitors or Celebrity SAS, and sort out what Pete should wear to pick up an award.</p><br><p>If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below </p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1B-c3yvC-4Ew3H1nJc5fD-5d3X9JbK7L2mN1oP0qR8s/viewform</p><br><p>00:00 - Pete's "Un-Invite" to the Awards</p><p>01:46 - Can Pete Win Without Abbey?</p><p>03:45 - Pete & Abbey on The Traitors?</p><p>05:20 - Celebrity SAS & Wayne Bridge</p><p>06:43 - TV Show Betrayals</p><p>07:06 - Topless Island Vow Renewal</p><p>09:00 - Counting Down to 20 Years</p><p>09:42 - Renovation Blues & Greg the Builder</p><p>10:13 - Did the Building Site Kill the Spark?</p><p>11:00 - Living Out of Storage Boxes</p><p>11:58 - Who's More Reckless With Money?</p><p>12:51 - Clothes Shopping vs. £8K on Guinness</p><p>13:22 - Abbey's Dream Kitchen & Meal Inspo</p><p>14:22 - Pete's Black-Tie Dilemma</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“Only 20 Summers Left?!” Abbey & Pete Tackle Ageing Fears, Tech Neck & Gold Diggers
13 Eki 202648 min<p>We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!</p><br><p>This week, Pete and Abbey dive into the sobering realisation of getting older, from realising we only have "20 summers left" to Pete officially banning Abbey from his car after driveway parking chaos and a trashed centre console. Plus, Gaz reveals the time he wore skin-tight long johns into an office job for weeks on end.</p><br><p>The gang explore how our habits evolve with age, debating tech neck, whether looking through Country Living magazine is the ultimate sign of middle age, and why Abbey refused to let Pete attend the new house meeting.</p><br><p>We also look back at Abbey's school days drawing fake Calvin Klein logos on her clothes, Pete's dream year at Liverpool, and tackle an Agony Ab dilemma from a man who pretended to be broke on date one and has now trapped himself in a "prison of thrift" at Wetherspoons.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 - Back in the Barn & Dalek Chairs</p><p>02:13 - The 20 Summers Left Panic</p><p>04:10 - Do You Fancy Older People?</p><p>06:22 - Pete's Questionable Early Fashion</p><p>07:46 - Wearing Long Johns To Work</p><p>09:21 - Writing Letters Over Parking Fines</p><p>12:25 - Tech Neck & The Phone Finger</p><p>16:08 - Why Pete Is Banned From Abbey's Car</p><p>18:52 - What’s in Abbey’s Centre Console?</p><p>33:38 - Hand-Drawn Calvin Kleins & First Dates</p><p>36:05 - Time Travel & Woodstock</p><p>38:56 - Pete's Liverpool Peak Year</p><p>41:35 - Agony Abs: My Girlfriend's Sound Bath Cult</p><p>46:21 - Agony Abs: Trapped in a Prison of Thrift</p><p>48:40 - Dad’s Polite AI Texts</p><br><p>To contact us: </p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>Ep:196</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

"You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMA
8 Eki 202623 min<p>We're back in the barn for another Therapy Crouch AMA!</p><br><p>Abbey and Pete kick things off unpacking Abbey’s marathon seven-hour phone calls investigating whether Noah’s Ark has actually been uncovered and why you shouldn't touch an alien. Pete also reveals why he’s forced to hide in the kids' bedrooms just to get half an hour of peace, only to be accused of leading a double life over some simple morning doorway stretches.</p><br><p>The great gaming debate takes centre stage as Pete admits the moment his gaming career was brutally cut short after locking Abbey outside in the cold for two hours while wearing a headset. This leads into an unforgettable listener debate on whether it's ever acceptable to cancel a 15-year wedding anniversary dinner just to play the biggest video game release of the decade.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, we hear about disastrous Pilates attempts on the reformer, the agony of pulled adductors, and a stomach-churning AMA straight from the dance floor of an Ibiza beach club involving frozen margaritas and very questionable hygiene.</p><br><p>Submit your questions for the next AMA here!</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true</p><br><p>00:00 - Indian Summer & Noah's Ark </p><p>01:48 - Abbey's Alien Conspiracy Theories </p><p>04:35 - Pete's Bedroom Escape Tactics </p><p>05:42 - ChatGPT Tarot Card Readings </p><p>07:13 - Agony Abs: The Sticky Ibiza Dance Floor </p><p>08:43 - Ron Burgundy & Inbetweeners Nostalgia </p><p>10:35 - Agony Abs: The Humiliating Couples Pilates Bet </p><p>12:20 - Pete’s Diplodocus Back Stretches </p><p>14:18 - Abbey Accuses Pete of Having an Affair </p><p>15:34 - Agony Abs: Cancelling Our Anniversary for GTA? </p><p>17:21 - The Ultimate Gaming vs Relationship Debate </p><p>20:33 - Abbey's Secret Addiction to Mobile Games </p><p>21:05 - The Day Pete Locked Abbey Out for Call of Duty </p><p>22:34 - Retro Gaming & Donkey Kong Memories</p><br><p>To contact us: </p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

How To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma!
6 Eki 202654 min<p>We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! </p><br><p>This week, Abbey is giving Pete’s face a full MOT (flaming wax balls included), while Pete defends his pool-side grunting while lifting 5kg pink dumbbells. The pair also debate the irresistible male urge to give a "happy slap" when walking past your partner, the perils of the "sweaty chin rest" hug, and Abbey’s pregnant school run delayed by a curry chip barm. </p><br><p>We’re also settling the ultimate UK debate: The World Cup of North vs. South! From Greggs vs. Gail’s to The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones, battle lines are drawn.</p><br><p>Plus, Pete shares his "subtle art of distraction" for getting his dream golf hole past Abbey. We hear about the kids meeting Lamine Yamal, the England squad and Agony Abs tackles a chilling turf war over a fridge's ice dispenser.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>Zoe Ball in the Afternoon, weekdays from 1pm, only on Greatest Hits Radio! You can listen wherever you listen to Greatest Hits Radio, on your radio, on the Rayo app or ask your smart-speaker to “Play” Greatest Hits Radio.</p><br><p>00:00 Intro & Skincare Routines </p><p>03:09 Harvest Festival & Supermarket Food Banks </p><p>05:01 The Pink Hat & House Renovations </p><p>07:48 Attempting Different Accents </p><p>10:52 The "Golf Hole" & Art of Distraction </p><p>14:22 Gym Grunts </p><p>16:33 The "Chin Rest" Relationship Dilemma </p><p>24:42 Hilarious AI Cover Songs </p><p>25:10 North vs. South Debate: Greggs vs. Gail's </p><p>28:16 North vs. South Debate: Tea vs. Dinner </p><p>29:59 North vs. South Debate: Chippy Tea & Curry Sauce </p><p>32:42 Meeting Lamine Yamal & Harry Kane </p><p>36:38 North vs. South Debate: The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones </p><p>40:21 North vs. South Debate: Big Nights Out </p><p>43:45 North vs. South Debate: Sunday Roasts & Gravy </p><p>46:55 European Nights at Anfield </p><p>49:21 Kitten Heels & Stretchy Fashion </p><p>50:37 The Fridge Ice Dispenser Argument </p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>Ep:195</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“You Can Shove Your Romance!” Peter and Abbey Crouch React to Wild Listener Questions
1 Eki 202624 min<p>Welcome back to a special Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch!</p><br><p>This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are recording in style from London’s Corinthia Hotel. The gang kick things off with a debate over spa days, why Abbey would rather see the coving guy than go on date night, hungover spooning styles, and an awkward run-in with Frank Skinner.</p><br><p>Then it’s straight into listener dilemmas: Pete faces an impossible round of "Marry, Shag, Avoid", the group build a playlist out of their own names, and a listener writes in with a massive family feud over naming their baby after a grandparent "Mildred". </p><br><p>Plus, Abbey and Pete put £1,000 on the line for charity in a heated VAR playback bet!</p><br><p>00:00 Welcome to the Corinthia Hotel AMA!</p><p>01:09 Date Night Rejections & Abbey’s Coving Obsession</p><p>03:24 Ice Cube Snobs & Weekly Whines</p><p>05:04 The Spooning Debate: Jetpack Joe & Mountain Bikes</p><p>07:22 Frank Skinner Encounters & Awkward Stare-Offs</p><p>09:47 Listener Question: Marry, Shag, Avoid</p><p>13:28 The Alphabet Name Music Game (Prince, Phil Collins & Bob Sinclar)</p><p>16:29 Agony Abs: The "Mildred" Baby Name Dilemma</p><p>18:40 VAR REPLAY POINT!</p><p>19:27 The £100 Charity Bet</p><p>19:57 Tall Kid Names & Why We’re Losing the Name "Gary"</p><p>23:42 Wrap Up & Final Thoughts</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Wayne & Coleen Rooney on 18 Years Together, Family & The Truth About Abbey’s Past!
29 Eyl 202644 min<p>Welcome back to a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch!</p><br><p>This week, Abbey and Peter are joined by the iconic Coleen and Wayne Rooney! From growing up together in Liverpool and navigating massive media storms as teenagers, to raising four football-mad boys and filming their brand-new Disney+ series The Real Rooneys, Wayne and Coleen hold nothing back.</p><br><p>Wayne opens up about the emotional wobble of stepping away from management, why he snubbed Washington DC (and stole Pete’s transfer!), and getting lost in disguise at Glastonbury. Plus, childhood secrets are revealed, including the time Wayne threw a McDonald's milkshake at Abbey and the gang help a listener facing a safeguarding crisis over a rogue nursery game of "The Shabba"!</p><br><p>00:32 Intro & Filming the Family Show: Adjusting to cameras in the house</p><p>03:52 Growing Up in the Spotlight: Dealing with early fame at 16</p><p>05:08 Kai's GCSE Results & Testing His Spanish on Taxi Drivers</p><p>07:30 Diabolical Noughties Press & Framed Tabloid Headlines</p><p>09:03 Wayne's Career Wobble: Finding a new routine after management</p><p>11:30 Academy Football Reality: Dealing with getting released from Everton</p><p>13:42 Match of the Day Pressures & Reviewing the World Cup Halftime Show</p><p>17:51 Fashion Crimes: Gianni Infantino's trainers & the socks-down trend</p><p>19:19 Coleen's Primark Collaboration & Balancing Work with Motherhood</p><p>21:13 The Silent Treatment & Wayne's Infamous Scottish Golf Trip</p><p>23:39 Returning to Management & School Bag Chaos in the Boot</p><p>27:21 No More Babies: Wayne Gets the Snip</p><p>29:15 Keeping it Grounded: Two Kids from Croxteth</p><p>32:03 Listener Q: How to Spend a Day Not Being Famous</p><p>34:45 Matching Christmas Pyjamas & Ruining Karaoke in Washington DC</p><p>37:44 Agony Aunt: A Nursery "Shabble" Safeguarding Crisis</p><p>41:02 Listener Q: Ibiza Mini-Moons & Sleeping for 24 Hours in Vegas</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets.
24 Eyl 202625 min<p>This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are tackling your wildest listener dilemmas and questions! From Gaz’s terrifying sleep paralysis and Abbey's bizarre tap water theories to whether you can ever forgive a best friend using you as an affair cover-up, nothing is off the table. </p><br><p>Plus, Abbey and Pete weigh in on the ultimate wedding sin: What to do when your mother-in-law buys a white dress for your big day.</p><br><p>Submit your questions for the next AMA here!</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true</p><br><p>00:00 Welcome to the Therapy Crouch AMA!</p><p>00:45 Gaz’s Sleep Paralysis & Pete’s Hormone Theories</p><p>04:20 Pete & Abbey’s Sleeping Habits</p><p>07:35 Weekly Whines: Pete’s England vs Spain Tickets</p><p>09:59 Question 1: Mother-in-Law Wearing White to the Wedding?!</p><p>12:00 Ivory, Rhino Horns & Keratin Debate</p><p>14:24 Listener Love: Coping with Separation Anxiety</p><p>16:55 Question 2: Breaking Up with a Friend After Affair Cover-Up</p><p>20:06 Question 3: Scoring a Sunday League Worldie with No Cameras</p><p>21:05 Pete’s Lost Bicycle Kicks & CCTV Trick Shots</p><p>24:05 Wrap Up & Final Thoughts</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

What Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama!
22 Eyl 202645 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exhausted, voice-less, and straight back from the wedding of the century in Mallorca for Abbey’s sister Elle and Scott! Pete makes the dangerous admission that it might have been better than their own wedding, before breaking down how the entire UK airspace shutdown almost left the groom without a suit!</p><br><p>In this week’s listener dilemmas, we hear about child-free wedding rules being broken by feral nephews, a mortified mum whose six-year-old took her bedside intimates to a park playdate, and a couple living a 10-month lie after spending their Thailand honeymoon fund on a broken boiler.</p><br><p>Plus, Pete and Abbey take on the great TV volume war, debate cringe choreographed first dances, and reveal why their own trip to Thailand lasted exactly 24 hours!</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 – Intro & Recapping the Mallorca Wedding </p><p>05:25 – Wine & Shine: The Karaoke / "Shallow" Habit </p><p>08:00 – Liberty's Song & Family Moments </p><p>10:08 – Listener Wine: Child-Free Wedding Dilemma </p><p>12:53 – Travel Chaos: UK Airspace Grounded </p><p>15:00 – Bedroom Toy Mishap </p><p>16:13 – Podcast Feedback: Dublin Hen Do & Irish Singalongs </p><p>19:04 – TV Volume Wars: Action Scenes vs. Quiet Dialogue </p><p>21:58 – Hotel Room Service & The German Green Mile </p><p>23:07 – Wedding Details: The Dress & Setting </p><p>27:43 – Speeches & Reception Highlights </p><p>30:16 – Pete Stripped to the Waist on the Dancefloor </p><p>31:53 – Suit Drama & Day Two Beach Club </p><p>33:53 – The Wedding Facts Pub Quiz </p><p>38:07 – Advice: The Choreographed First Dance </p><p>41:40 – Advice: Spent the Honeymoon Fund on a Boiler </p><p>43:30 – Monsoon Disaster in Thailand</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“Never Say That In Bed!” Abbey and Peter REACT To The Wild Fulham Trend!
17 Eyl 202625 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in the barn diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete and Abbey sharing wedding panic as Jack demands a Phil Foden zigzag buzz cut with Wayfarers for his tux, and Pete revealing his romantic, candle-lit Ibiza proposal while Abbey sat in wet hair and pyjamas!</p><br><p>In this week’s listener questions, a listener is left spiralling after her boyfriend muttered "I love you" for the first time completely asleep in bed, sparking a fierce debate between Pete and Abbey on whether unconscious confessions count, saying the L-word on Day Three, and Abbey's unromantic text blunder: "I love you" VS "I'm at the gate!"</p><br><p>Plus, Pete and Abbey continue the debate whether getting older means all the "firsts" in life are done, Abbey claims her crown as the household kissing expert, and the guys react in absolute horror to the viral "Up The Fulham" audio craze!</p><br><p>Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & Barn Shenanigans</p><p>01:15 No-Kid Weddings & Jack’s Phil Foden Haircut</p><p>05:52 Listener AMA: He Said "I Love You" In His Sleep!</p><p>07:05 Public Proposals & Pete’s Candlelit Ibiza Story</p><p>11:00 Pete’s Romantic Text vs Abbey’s "I’m At The Gate"</p><p>13:10 Saying The L-Word Too Soon & Reality TV Love</p><p>15:50 Are All The Good "Firsts" In Life Over At 40?</p><p>21:10 Who Is The Real Kissing Expert?</p><p>21:50 The Viral "Up The Fulham" Bedroom Audio Reaction</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce!
15 Eyl 20261h 1m<p>In this episode, Kate breaks down the silent warning signs that a relationship is in trouble, whether staying together "just for the kids" actually works, and how couples can navigate difficult separations and co-parenting without descending into total warfare.</p><br><p>Plus, Pete and Abbey quiz Kate on prenups, the biggest financial mistakes people make when separating, how to tell the difference between a normal rough patch and the end of the road, and what it takes to rebuild your life after divorce!</p><br><p>Warning: This episode discusses mental health and suicide. </p><br><p>Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & Bizarre Divorce Facts </p><p>06:13 Introducing Kate Daly & What Is Amicable? </p><p>11:15 Talking Money & Abbey on Dating a Footballer </p><p>17:50 Common-Law Myths & High-Stakes Divorce Stories </p><p>24:15 Prenups, Postnups & Fixing the Legal System </p><p>31:18 Taking the Legal Establishment to Court </p><p>38:21 Child Custody & Shared Parenting Realities </p><p>43:17 Pete & Abbey Take the Relationship Quiz </p><p>52:23 21 Years Together & Destigmatizing Divorce</p><br><p><br></p><p>To contact us: </p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama
10 Eyl 202626 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another lawless Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete getting the ick from Abbey’s 12-point turns, Pete repeating his drunken podcast ideas are “bang on trend,” and Abbey revealing why her new dressing room is officially the house airing cupboard!</p><br><p>In this week’s listener questions, we hear about an awkward household blunder when adult toys end up in the general admin "man drawer" right next to the Sellotape and spare batteries, prompting Abbey to share her own mortifying car charger mix-up in front of her brother John. Another listener writes in with an unhinged wedding dilemma after a bride’s ex-boyfriend shows up uninvited and sits quietly at the back of the church!</p><br><p>Plus, Pete gets the green light for his dream backyard golf hole, Abbey’s pre-wedding frantic rush, and the ultimate morning school run debate over who deserves a medal!</p><br><p>Submit your AMA’s here!</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & Gaz's Villa Holiday in Spain </p><p>01:40 Abbey’s House Move Chaos & Getting Locked Out </p><p>03:17 The Best Facial & Face Gym Debate </p><p>05:50 Pete Critiques Driving & Abbey's 12-Point Turn </p><p>06:49 Pete’s "Bang On Trend" Podcast Idea </p><p>08:19 Listener Dilemma: Toys in the Man Drawer </p><p>09:54 Abbey's Car Lighter / Key Drawer Mix-up </p><p>12:05 Pete’s Brand New Knee-High Socks </p><p>13:58 Sister's Wedding Prep: Suit Mule & Pina Coladas </p><p>14:48 Impromptu Weekly Wine: Pete vs. Abbey on "So Much To Do" </p><p>18:00 Renovation Talk: Bathrooms for Christmas & Dressing Rooms </p><p>20:05 Pete’s Garden Golf Course Continued</p><p>22:46 Wedding Dilemma: The Ex Shows Up Uninvited</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Bridezilla or Justified?! Abbey’s Sister Elle & Scott on Pre-Wedding Chaos & Brutal Scandals!
8 Eyl 202641 min<p>Wedding Chaos! Elle & Scott Talk Dress Disasters, Cheating Scandals & Nashville Hen Drama!On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are joined by special guests Elle and Scott as they enter the final chaotic countdown to their big day!</p><br><p>Scott and Elle reveal the madness behind planning the ultimate wedding, from last-minute videographer cancellations to an emergency bridesmaid dress disaster rescued at the eleventh hour by creative genius Mikey. We also dive into Elle’s wild Nashville hen do, complete with Scott’s face plastered across the bars and on random locals!</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, the gang tackle explosive wedding dilemmas: what do you do when your partner insists on inviting his ex of six years because she’s "part of the family"?</p><br><p>And how do you survive a best man with zero internal filter who’s threatening to air your wildest secrets to your nan over dessert? Plus, Scott shares an insane story of an Irish bride who exposed her cheating groom on the big screen in front of all their guests!</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & Wedding Countdown </p><p>02:50 Who Planned What? Golf vs The Butcher </p><p>05:37 Becoming Family & Brotherly Bonds </p><p>09:22 Entertainment, First Dance & Banned Irish Songs </p><p>13:12 7 Days Out: Videographers & Table Plan Rows </p><p>21:15 The Bridesmaid Dress Disaster & Mikey Saves the Day </p><p>23:51 Weekly Whine: Training Your 23-Year-Old Replacement </p><p>25:13 The Ultimate Revenge: Cheating Groom Exposed at the Altar </p><p>26:48 Nashville Hen Do & Scott Masks in the Bin </p><p>29:41 Agony Abs: Is My Fiancé's Ex Crashing Our Wedding? </p><p>32:23 Dodgy Plus Ones & Walking Down The Aisle </p><p>36:58 Agony Abs: Best Man with No Filter Threatens The Speech</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

He Practiced On His EX?! Abbey and Peter React to Outrageous Engagement Secrets!
3 Eyl 202629 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Abbey and Pete debating chin filler versus Peter's heart-shaped head, and scheming to launch Jordan onto the dating scene as the pod's ultimate eligible bachelor! </p><br><p>In this week’s listener questions, we hear from someone who has been brutally frozen out by her long-term friendship group simply for getting a boyfriend, prompting Abbey to share her own painful experience of getting cut off by a mate. Another listener is left questioning everything after discovering her fiancé's "perfect" proposal speech was actually test-run and quality-controlled by his ex! </p><br><p>Plus, we discuss the ultimate intimacy buzzkills, from Kermit the Frog to Postman Pat popping up on shuffle and what happens when you try too hard to be a good Samaritan!</p><br><p>Submit your AMA’s here!</p><p>https:// docs.google.com/ forms/d/ 1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58s iorNb9zS0/viewform? edit_requested=true</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction </p><p>03:35 Hair Transplants & Heart-Shaped Heads </p><p>06:33 Setting Up Jordan & Finding Him A Date </p><p>08:20 Left Out By My Friendship Group </p><p>10:33 Abbey’s Experience With Being Cut Off </p><p>14:05 He Practiced His Proposal On His Ex! </p><p>17:00 Take Two: Does He Need A Proposal Do-Over? </p><p>18:02 Muppets & Postman Pat In The Bedroom </p><p>20:45 A Therapy Crouch Christmas Number One? </p><p>23:00 Pushing Wheelchairs & Hypochondriac Miracles </p><p>25:12 Abbey & John’s Good Samaritan Nightmares </p><br><p><br></p><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><p>TikTok: <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=https://www.tiktok.com/%40thetherapycrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</a></p><p>Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Abbey’s Lawless Nashville Hen Do, Pete’s DIY Golf Course & The 2-Hour Bedroom Dilemma!
1 Eyl 202654 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is fresh back from a wild hen do in Nashville and Pete is holding down the fort as the pair broadcast straight from a cosy stolen barn! </p><br><p>Abbey reveals the harsh truth about Nashville (including the complete lack of real cowboys), wild line dancing classes, and why Alfie was left completely traumatised by the trip. Meanwhile, Pete has grand architectural plans to turn their new driveway into "PC Sawgrass"—much to Abbey’s horror. </p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we help a listener who is worried about her overwhelming attraction to older football managers, hear a pitch from a Leeds lad looking for love, and tackle a dilemma about wildly mismatched bedroom stamina! Plus, Abbey shares her top tactical tips on how to secretly fake drink at a wedding when you’re newly pregnant. </p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p><br></p><p>00:00 Welcome to the Barn & Abbey Returns From Nashville </p><p>02:36 Where Are All The Cowboys? </p><p>06:11 Fake AI Photos & The Famous Nashville Dance </p><p>08:53 Pool House Living & Renovation Hell </p><p>13:09 Pete’s Front Garden Golf Hole: "PC Sawgrass" </p><p>18:26 Listener Letters & Alfie’s Hen Do Trauma </p><p>24:45 Eclipse Romance & Sofa Pizza Casualties </p><p>28:45 "I’m Hard To Penetrate" & Making New Friends </p><p>31:28 Lucky Bastard Saloon & Country Music Anthems </p><p>37:01 Agony Abs: Fancying Older Football Managers </p><p>39:05 Blind Date Pitch: Liam From Leeds </p><p>42:04 "Please Stop Talking" & Marriage Quirks </p><p>43:47 Agony Abs: Two-Hour Bedroom Marathons & Compatibility </p><p>46:32 The National Average Sex Stats </p><p>48:51 Agony Abs: How To Fake Drink When Secretly Pregnant </p><p>53:03 Pete’s Upcoming Scotland Golf Trip </p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><p>For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><p>Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

“That Is CORRECT!” Abbey and Peter REVEAL Bedroom Confessions, Bulging Discs & Keeping Score!
27 Ağu 202634 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering more of your Ask Me Anythings, and this week things get VERY personal as the pair tackle bedroom confidence, dirty talk and whether getting into the best shape of your life can actually cause problems in your relationship.</p><br><p>After one listener reveals her newly ripped husband suddenly wants all the lights on in the bedroom, Abbey and Peter debate body confidence before the conversation somehow ends up with rotating beds, sex tapes and a revelation from the Crouches that catches everyone slightly off guard!</p><br><p>We also hear from a listener whose request for a little more communication in the bedroom spectacularly backfires when her boyfriend starts delivering some of the least seductive lines imaginable. Abbey reveals the one word she could NEVER cope with Peter saying, while Pete attempts to offer some bedroom advice of his own.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, a new Therapy Crouch superfan gets banned from listening to the podcast in public, Abbey and Peter reveal what they won’t let the kids do on holiday, and one listener’s mission to get fit and improve his love life leads to his wife quite literally keeping score of their bedroom activity.</p><br><p>Things get slightly heated before the end as Abbey’s innocent request for a cup of tea turns into a full-blown marital debate over whether she’s secretly using some very clever reverse psychology on Pete!</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:21 Abbey’s Animal Obsession</p><p>05:08 Who’s Funnier: Abbey or Peter?</p><p>06:56 Ask Me Anything</p><p>07:34 Lights On In The Bedroom</p><p>09:31 Abbey’s “Bulging Disc”</p><p>11:04 Who Has The Better Body?</p><p>14:31 Abbey & Peter’s Sex Tape</p><p>15:22 Dirty Talk Disasters</p><p>17:39 “That Is Correct!”</p><p>20:16 Abbey’s Worst Bedroom Word</p><p>21:06 Banned From Listening To The Podcast</p><p>23:56 What Abbey & Peter Ban At Home</p><p>25:38 The Kids’ Holiday Rules</p><p>27:17 Brewers Droop & Getting Fit</p><p>28:00 A Shag A Week</p><p>28:20 Keeping Score In The Bedroom</p><p>29:24 Abbey’s Relationship Reward System</p><p>30:28 The Cup Of Tea Argument</p><p>32:35 Abbey & Peter Fall Out</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><p>For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><p>For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><p>Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Abbey’s Off to Nashville! Hen Do Plans, Tattoo Disasters & Peter’s Worst Nightmare!
25 Ağu 202650 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with plenty to catch up on as Abbey prepares to head off to Nashville for her sister’s hen do — complete with themed outfits, tattoos, line dancing and a cowboy strip show that Peter is less than thrilled about!</p><br><p>The pair also reveal how their romantic trip away somehow turned into six hours looking at tiles, including a £1.7 million bath, before reflecting on how much their weekends have changed over the years and why they’re perfectly happy growing into “boring bastards” together.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Peter reveals the brilliant mistake made on the shirt he wore when he scored his first England goal, the pair debate whether clapping when a plane lands should ever be acceptable, and Abbey questions why men can remember a golf trip months in advance but somehow forget the plans they’ve made with their wives.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter talk finding love later in life and why turning 40 or 50 certainly doesn’t mean the fun has to stop. We also hear from a listener who discovers his wife has been sharing details of their love life in a girls’ WhatsApp group, sparking a big debate over just how much you should really be telling your friends about what goes on behind closed doors...</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p> 00:44 Abbey’s Nashville Hen Do</p><p> 05:13 Hen Do Themes & Cowboy Strippers</p><p> 08:37 Six Hours Shopping for Tiles</p><p> 13:12 The £1.7 Million Bath</p><p> 17:13 Abbey & Peter’s Date Night</p><p> 20:46 Peter’s England Shirt Disaster</p><p> 24:41 Peter’s Northern Lights Disaster</p><p> 28:17 Why Men Forget Plans</p><p> 32:54 Growing Old Together</p><p> 37:14 Therapy Crouch Blind Dates</p><p> 40:21 Dating Over 50</p><p> 45:16 Sharing Your Sex Life With Friends</p><br><p>Shop Back to School at Aldi, Which? Best Value Brand of the year</p><br><p>Head to https://bit.ly/4hAarcd and select "Therapy Crouch" to claim £20 off your Hertility test.</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p> Email: <a href="mailto:thetherapycrouch@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</a></p><p> Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@thetherapycrouchpodcast</a></p><p> TikTok: @thetherapycrouch</p><p> Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">thetherapycrouch.com</a></p><br><p> For more from Peter <a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@petercrouch</a></p><p> For more from Abbey <a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@abbeyclancy</a></p><p> Our clips channel <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">The Therapy Crouch Clips</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

AMA Gone Wild! Abbey & Peter Get TIPSY! Wine Tasting, £500 Bottles and Liberty’s Secret Wine Tips!
20 Ağu 202632 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined once again by Abbey’s best friend Liberty, who is putting the pair through their paces with the ultimate wine tasting!</p><br><p>Armed with bottles ranging from brilliant £9 bargains to alternatives for wines that can cost hundreds of pounds, Liberty attempts to teach Abbey and Pete everything they need to know about choosing a good bottle, pairing wine with food and, most importantly, how to look like you know what you’re doing when the sommelier comes over.</p><br><p>The gang discover why cheese can completely change the taste of champagne, whether expensive wine glasses actually make a difference and the sneaky trick that can make your £9 bottle look considerably more impressive when you have guests round. Liberty also reveals why you shouldn’t always go for the biggest name on the wine list and why a great bottle doesn’t necessarily need to cost a fortune.</p><br><p>Things inevitably become slightly less educational as the tasting continues, with Pete forgetting one of the fundamental rules of wine tasting, Abbey admitting she is officially “battered” and the trio debating everything from wine hangovers and £500 restaurant bottles to whether putting ice in your wine is ever acceptable.</p><br><p>There’s plenty of food along the way too, as Liberty shares some simple tips for entertaining at home before Abbey and Pete crown their favourite wines of the day – assuming they can still remember what they’ve tried!</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>01:15 The Wine Tasting Begins</p><p>02:34 Abbey’s Favourite Drink</p><p>04:15 The Perfect Wine & Food Pairing</p><p>06:22 Pete Takes On The Red Wine</p><p>07:08 How To Look Like A Wine Expert</p><p>08:35 The £15 Wine Bargain</p><p>10:00 Simple Food For Entertaining</p><p>11:10 The £9 Italian Wine</p><p>13:01 Why Restaurant Wine Costs So Much</p><p>15:00 How To Make Cheap Wine Look Expensive</p><p>15:42 The Truth About Wine Hangovers</p><p>17:35 The £500 Bottle Problem</p><p>18:00 Liberty’s Superstar Red Wine</p><p>20:38 The Tasting Starts To Take Its Toll</p><p>21:03 Pete’s Wine Tasting Technique</p><p>21:40 How To Spot An Expensive Bottle</p><p>24:03 “Christmas In A Glass”</p><p>25:27 The Perfect Wine Night At Home</p><p>26:29 Do Expensive Glasses Matter?</p><p>28:08 “I Am Battered”</p><p>29:42 Should You Put Ice In Wine?</p><p>31:19 The Perfect Wine Pairing</p><p>31:43 Abbey & Pete Pick Their Winners</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Ed Sheeran Lived On My Sofa! Liberty Reveals Wild Nights Out & An Awkward Leo DiCaprio Encounter!
18 Ağu 202643 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by one of Abbey’s oldest and closest friends, Liberty, for an episode packed with stories from their years of friendship, celebrity encounters and more than a few questionable decisions.</p><br><p>Liberty reveals how she first met Abbey during her modelling days and recalls being caught in the middle of one of Abbey and Pete’s biggest arguments just before the birth of Jack – including the moment Abbey decided Pete was no longer invited to the hospital!</p><br><p>We also hear the incredible story of how Liberty and her husband discovered a young Ed Sheeran, who promptly moved onto their sofa and seemingly refused to leave, as well as Liberty’s years styling some of his biggest music videos. And if that wasn’t enough name-dropping, Liberty reveals the extraordinary encounter at a Cannes party that left her being told she was “too ugly” to be in the presence of Leonardo DiCaprio – and how she got her revenge years later.</p><br><p>Abbey and Liberty also look back at their wildest nights together, including a missing Range Rover, a £4,000 bottle of wine and plenty of stories Pete probably wishes he’d never heard.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Liberty reveals the fitness change that completely transformed her body, shares her cooking and wine knowledge, talks about meeting Chris Hemsworth and introduces us to her seven rescue dogs – including the Belgian Malinois who decided to eat part of her Aston Martin.</p><br><p>And in the Agony Abs, the gang tackle a listener worried that she looks nothing like her husband’s “type”, debate their ultimate celebrity hall passes and hear from a woman whose newly single mum appears to be getting a little too comfortable with her husband.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><br><p> <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</a></p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p> 01:24 How Abbey & Liberty Became Best Friends</p><p> 02:25 Abbey Bans Pete From Jack’s Birth</p><p> 04:58 Liberty Takes On A Barrister</p><p> 06:03 Owning A Restaurant With Ed Sheeran</p><p> 06:46 Pete’s Hot Air Balloon Disaster</p><p> 08:47 How Liberty Discovered Ed Sheeran</p><p> 11:10 Styling Ed & Celebrity Stories</p><p> 13:05 Liberty’s Leonardo DiCaprio Story</p><p> 14:48 Getting Older & Feeling Invisible</p><p> 16:33 Wine, Sommeliers & A £4,000 Mistake</p><p> 19:33 Abbey’s Missing Range Rover</p><p> 21:36 Liberty’s Fitness Transformation</p><p> 23:31 Liberty’s Cooking Secrets</p><p> 26:53 Meeting Chris Hemsworth</p><p> 29:47 Liberty’s Seven Rescue Dogs</p><p> 35:36 Agony Abs: My Husband Has A Type</p><p> 38:40 Abbey & Liberty Talk Hall Passes</p><p> 39:03 Agony Abs: My Mum Wants My Husband?!</p><p> 41:24 Nashville Plans & Part Two</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p> Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p> Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><p> TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p> Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p> <a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><p>For more from Abbey</p><p> <a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><p>Our clips channel</p><p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Livin’ The Dream! Abbey and Peter Talk Holiday Meltdowns, Puppy Fever and Cold Sea Swims | AMA
13 Ağu 202621 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love, chaos, and a brand-new family member are on the podcast as Abbey, Peter, and Kaz catch up on all things life! Peter shares his newfound passion for cold-water swimming (and the VERY painful side effects of freezing sea dips), while Abbey introduces us to Coco, the newest four-legged addition to the Crouch household—much to Peter's complete lack of control!</p><br><p>We also hear your hilarious Ask Us Anything submissions, including a listener who is at breaking point over her partner’s endless "livin' the dream" catchphrase, and a full-on airport meltdown after a last-minute holiday booking goes off the rails. In our wedding dilemma, we help an anonymous listener figure out how to choose a Maid of Honour without causing total friendship warfare!</p><br><p>Submit your AMA’s here! -</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true</p><br><p><br></p><p>00:00 Introduction & Sickness Chat</p><p>01:31 Health Kick & Cold Sea Swims</p><p>04:33 Man to Man Cold Water Side Effects</p><p>05:55 Meet Coco! The New Crouch Family Member</p><p>07:47 A Catchphrase Driven to the Edge</p><p>10:38 Embellishing Stories & Little Lies</p><p>12:09 Airport Meltdowns & Last Minute Holidays</p><p>16:00 The Packing Tips Dilemma</p><p>17:03 AMA: The Maid of Honour Dilemma </p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel: </p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

"He's A Scumbag!" Abbey & Pete Tackle Scandalous Workplace Romance Drama!
11 Ağu 202654 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with updates on their chaotic house renovations, new family additions, and an eye-watering trip to a local farm shop that left them £116 lighter for just four steaks!</p><br><p>We tackle a tough Agony Ab from a coach-side parent whose young lad is struggling with confidence on the football pitch, while Abbey reveals her "win or go home" sideline mentality.</p><br><p>Things get nostalgic as we debate old-school Teletext holidays, MSN Messenger, and collecting Panini football cards versus Football Ultimate Team.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we dive into a super controversial workplace love triangle featuring an "invisible string" affair, where Abbey and Pete don't hold back their thoughts! Plus, we explore sentimental keepsakes, cry-worthy stories, and announce the grand return of Therapy Crouch Matchmaking!</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!</p><p>02:54 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams</p><p>06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates</p><p>11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence</p><p>15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week</p><p>21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps</p><p>23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech</p><p>28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards</p><p>40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama</p><p>46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories</p><p>2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!</p><p>02:57 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams</p><p>06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates</p><p>11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence</p><p>15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week</p><p>21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps</p><p>23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech</p><p>28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards</p><p>40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama</p><p>46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories</p><p>2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel:</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Underwear Emergencies, Wedding Dramas and Office Scandals | Ask Me Anything!
6 Ağu 202624 min<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back as they dive straight into some hilarious home wardrobe malfunctions, missing underwear mysteries, and getting back on the health wagon. Peter reveals why he's ditching the tight Calvins, and the pair debate the age-old question: what makes a glute truly solid? </p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we tackle a sticky bridesmaid situation where a listener is being asked to pay for everything, and a best man facing an ultimate dilemma after a wild night involving a traffic cone in Prague! Plus, in a workplace AMA, we try to solve a full-blown Secret Santa mystery featuring a can of Lynx Africa and a furious boss! </p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>03:07 The Great Underwear Mystery</p><p>05:51 Getting On The Health Wagon</p><p>09:28 Bridesmaid Fees Breakdown</p><p>13:17 The Prague Traffic Cone Incident</p><p>16:17 AMA: The Lynx Africa Secret Santa Scandal</p><p>21:40 Paintball Revenge Stories</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><p>TikTok: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</a></p><p>Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Garage Living, Hamptons Karaoke & Is Sunbathing Face Down An ICK?!
4 Ağu 202649 min<p>On today’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Pete are back in the UK—squatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden veg is thriving, but Pete’s weekly whine is off to a rocky start thanks to hay fever, pond-side seating, and heatwaves. </p><br><p>Pete opens up about getting stitched up in the Hamptons when he traded doing his famous robot dance for making Abbey sing Lady Gaga’s <em>Shallow</em> completely sober in front of 200 people! Meanwhile, the guys discuss restaurant etiquette—specifically, whether you’ve ever had the guts to send a bottle of wine back after a sommelier incident involving sulfur notes and raw cabbage. </p><br><p>In this week's Weekly Whines, we hear from a listener worried he’s turning "too femme" for his wife after getting the ICK for sunbathing face down, ordering a 'Pink Innocence' mocktail in a massive fishbowl, and getting heavily into yoga and meditation. </p><br><p>Plus, Abbey and Pete kick off their epic <strong>90s vs 2020s Nostalgia Battle</strong>! From Panda Pops vs Prime, WKD & Bacardi Breezers vs Espresso Martinis, to Gladiators vs Love Island, and buying physical CDs vs hijacking each other's Spotify accounts—we settle what was truly elite. </p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & Garage Life </p><p>02:55 Hamptons Karaoke Embarrassment </p><p>08:37 Sending Wine Back: Cabbage & Sewage </p><p>10:37 ChatGPT & AI Diet Plans </p><p>14:45 Weekly Whine: The "Pink Innocence" Ick </p><p>22:15 House Renovations & TV Wall Disputes </p><p>26:05 US vs UK Tipping Culture 28:07 America's Plastic Problem </p><p>31:32 90s vs 2020s: Panda Pops vs Prime </p><p>33:29 Pete’s Isle of Wight Dance Competition Lie </p><p>36:54 90s vs 2020s: Breezers, WKD & 0% Lagers </p><p>43:09 Gladiators vs Love Island </p><p>45:03 CDs & Lyric Booklets vs Spotify </p><p>47:59 Abbey's Portugal "Leaking" Incident</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</a></p><p>TikTok: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</a></p><p>Website: <a href="https://thetherapycrouch.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter: </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/petercrouch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/petercrouch</a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey: </p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</a></p><br><p>Our clips channel: </p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

The Story We Probably Shouldn't Have Read...
30 Tem 202626 min<p>On today's AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions, and as always, the conversation heads in some very unexpected directions.</p><br><p>From Peter looking back on his experience at the World Cup Final and the chaos of the half-time show, to a chat about celebrity encounters, family life and some surprisingly competitive households, there's plenty of laughs along the way. The pair also dive into your questions on AI, whether technology is making life easier or a little bit scarier, before somehow ending up discussing relationships, keeping the spark alive and some very questionable bedroom advice.</p><br><p>As always, nothing is off limits in this week's AMA, with honest opinions, ridiculous stories and plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos.</p><br><p>If you'd like to submit a question for a future AMA, hit the link below.</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>#AD - If AutoSergei took care of your life admin and handed you back a whole day of me-time, how would you spend it? ⏳👇</p><br><p>Searching for a credit card can feel like a nightmare, with so many options and no obvious place to start. That’s where AutoSergei from Compare the Market comes in, it makes money more simples by highlighting cards based on what you’re after.</p><br><p>Compare the Market. The simples way to save.</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>00:40 World Cup Final Debrief</p><p>03:20 The Half-Time Show</p><p>05:10 Behind The Scenes Stories</p><p>09:30 Sponsor Break</p><p>10:36 Celebrity Encounters & TV</p><p>13:30 Biggest Life Achievements</p><p>15:10 Competitive Families</p><p>17:20 Is AI Taking Over?</p><p>18:30 Modern Relationships</p><p>21:15 Keeping The Spark Alive</p><p>23:50 Listener Questions & Final Laughs</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email:</p><p>thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website:</p><p>https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>





