"You Look Like A Swinger!" Abbey Roasts Pete's New Tash & Garage Disasters | AMA

Oct 29, 2026 23 min

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Welcome to another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is nursing a brutally symmetrical Portuguese mosquito bite while Pete returns from China to face some harsh truths from their seven-year-old son Jack, who has officially ruled out marriage for good. Plus, the debate turns heated as Pete's fresh moustache gets brutally compared to an 80s p*rn star and a swinger's retreat regular. We also dive into the eternal question every partner asks: why do retired footballers abandon the pitch just to obsess over golf? Pete reveals whether hitting a hole-in-one tops scoring a Premier League screamer, while Abbey explains why an immaculately organised airing cupboard gives her a bigger high than any sport on earth. Things take a chaotic turn when a listener submits a terrifying shower prank mishap that turned a romantic routine into a trip hazard, prompting an official crouch public safety announcement. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - The Shower Shabra Warning 00:28 - Abbey's Portuguese Mosquito Bite 01:40 - Pete’s Trip to China & High-Tech Cars 03:15 - Jack’s Honest Thoughts on Marriage 04:06 - Gaz’s Food Tour in San Sebastián 05:22 - Pete’s Moustache Gets Roasted 07:01 - Airport Lounge Fan Encounters 08:20 - The Agony Ab: Shower Prank Disaster 10:28 - Why Footballers Switch to Golf 12:24 - Premier League Goal vs. Hole-in-One 14:00 - Abbey's Bowling Strike Wonder 15:52 - What Gives Abbey an Adrenaline Rush? 18:12 - Airing Cupboards & Garage Goals 20:00 - Can Pete & Abbey Watch Sports Together? 21:05 - The Great Gymnastics Debate 22:36 - Pete's Garage Organising Promise To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

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