How To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma!
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<p>We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! </p><br><p>This week, Abbey is giving Pete’s face a full MOT (flaming wax balls included), while Pete defends his pool-side grunting while lifting 5kg pink dumbbells. The pair also debate the irresistible male urge to give a "happy slap" when walking past your partner, the perils of the "sweaty chin rest" hug, and Abbey’s pregnant school run delayed by a curry chip barm. </p><br><p>We’re also settling the ultimate UK debate: The World Cup of North vs. South! From Greggs vs. Gail’s to The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones, battle lines are drawn.</p><br><p>Plus, Pete shares his "subtle art of distraction" for getting his dream golf hole past Abbey. We hear about the kids meeting Lamine Yamal, the England squad and Agony Abs tackles a chilling turf war over a fridge's ice dispenser.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>Zoe Ball in the Afternoon, weekdays from 1pm, only on Greatest Hits Radio! You can listen wherever you listen to Greatest Hits Radio, on your radio, on the Rayo app or ask your smart-speaker to “Play” Greatest Hits Radio.</p><br><p>00:00 Intro & Skincare Routines </p><p>03:09 Harvest Festival & Supermarket Food Banks </p><p>05:01 The Pink Hat & House Renovations </p><p>07:48 Attempting Different Accents </p><p>10:52 The "Golf Hole" & Art of Distraction </p><p>14:22 Gym Grunts </p><p>16:33 The "Chin Rest" Relationship Dilemma </p><p>24:42 Hilarious AI Cover Songs </p><p>25:10 North vs. South Debate: Greggs vs. Gail's </p><p>28:16 North vs. South Debate: Tea vs. Dinner </p><p>29:59 North vs. South Debate: Chippy Tea & Curry Sauce </p><p>32:42 Meeting Lamine Yamal & Harry Kane </p><p>36:38 North vs. South Debate: The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones </p><p>40:21 North vs. South Debate: Big Nights Out </p><p>43:45 North vs. South Debate: Sunday Roasts & Gravy </p><p>46:55 European Nights at Anfield </p><p>49:21 Kitten Heels & Stretchy Fashion </p><p>50:37 The Fridge Ice Dispenser Argument </p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>Ep:195</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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