Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast!

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<p>We&#39;re back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!</p><br><p>Pete and Abbey unpack their scenic escape to Norway, surviving endless glasses of &quot;bitch juice,&quot; and why Pete&#39;s post-golf hosting habits leave Abbey freezing in a house without furniture. Between Abbey attempting to cure a brutal hangover with raw sardines and Pete sleeping with a giant turkey-shaped ostrich pillow on his head, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread.</p><br><p>The team break down the sheer chaos of half-term parenting, navigating four kids with zero overlapping interests, and the extreme parental lies used to keep the peace. Pete reveals why he abandoned Abbey mid-fall during a high-stakes game of 40-40 in the garden, while the pair make another high-stakes charity bet on whether they can survive the holidays completely sober.</p><br><p>Plus, an incredible lineup of listener dilemmas in Weekly Wines and Agony Abs: from living with a flatmate who commentates every domestic chore like David Attenborough, to a blind date that goes horribly wrong when the woman opposite turns out to be the local waxing specialist. Finally, the gang tackle a truly cursed, wide-eyed horse painting that&#39;s destroying one listener’s living room walls.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 - Back From Norway &amp; The Ostrich Pillow </p><p>04:40 - Bitch Juice &amp; 20 Bottles of Wine </p><p>09:35 - Pete’s Golf Mates Invade The Rental </p><p>11:05 - The Sardine Hangover Cure &amp; Kebabs </p><p>12:35 - Weekly Wine: The Housemate Narrator </p><p>15:18 - Best Friend Marriages &amp; Watching Paint Dry </p><p>19:05 - Blind Date With The Waxing Clinic Doctor </p><p>22:20 - Half-Term Chaos &amp; Summer Holiday Debates </p><p>34:00 - Supermarket Socials &amp; The Death of Tills </p><p>37:10 - Bunking Pilates For Dim Sum &amp; China Trips </p><p>41:00 - The Tree Swing &amp; Pete’s 40-40 Betrayal </p><p>44:00 - Classic Lies Parents Tell Their Kids </p><p>46:40 - The Half-Term Dry Charity Bet </p><p>48:55 - Agony Abs: &quot;You Can Taste The Effort&quot; </p><p>54:05 - Rihanna Ringtone Disasters </p><p>55:02 - The Terrifying Horse Painting Dilemma</p><br><p>To contact us: </p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter </p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel </p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>Ep:197</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>