Abbey Calls Out Peter's Labour Behaviour, Naked Mishaps and Are Men More Vain Than Women?
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<p>On today's episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey and Peter are back in New York for another chaotic <strong>Ask Me Anything</strong>, and this week's questions spark conversations that go absolutely everywhere.</p><br><p>The pair kick things off by joking about being reunited after travelling, with Abbey admitting she's officially decided she can't cope with single parenting, while Peter cheekily negotiates a "week on, week off" arrangement.</p><br><p>One listener asks Abbey for advice ahead of giving birth, leading to an honest chat about their own labour experiences, planned inductions, epidurals and the one thing Peter kept doing that drove Abbey absolutely mad while she was stuck in hospital. Peter also attempts to explain oxytocin... with predictably disastrous results.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, the pair react to one of the funniest listener confessions yet, involving a very drunk son, the wrong bedroom and an unforgettable wake-up call that had everyone in stitches.</p><br><p>Plus, Abbey and Peter weigh in on whether having loads of mirrors in your bedroom is a genuine relationship red flag, debate whether men are actually more vain than women, and Abbey exposes Peter's bizarre habit of practising his golf swing completely naked after getting out of the shower.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below:</p><br><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD</a>...</p><br><p>00:00 - Welcome back to another NYC Ask Me Anything</p><p>00:35 - Abbey admits she doesn't want to be a single parent</p><p>01:02 - Peter jokes about week-on, week-off parenting</p><p>01:38 - Listener asks Abbey for labour and birth advice</p><p>02:20 - C-section vs natural birth and preparing for labour</p><p>02:52 - Peter completely misunderstands oxytocin</p><p>03:24 - Did Peter help... or annoy Abbey during labour?</p><p>03:40 - Why all of their births were carefully planned</p><p>04:12 - Abbey explains why football dictated delivery dates</p><p>04:34 - Peter's biggest labour wind-up revealed</p><p>05:06 - Nando's, pizza and making a starving Abbey jealous</p><p>05:28 - Peter praises Abbey after giving birth</p><p>06:12 - Would Abbey have another baby?</p><p>06:34 - Sienna Miller, older mums and Rice Krispies jokes</p><p>06:46 - Listener's hilarious drunk son confession</p><p>07:05 - Climbing into mum's bed completely naked</p><p>07:32 - The missing phone makes the story even worse</p><p>08:13 - Abbey and Peter react to the unbelievable confession</p><p>08:52 - Is having loads of bedroom mirrors a red flag?</p><p>09:18 - How long is too long to stare at yourself?</p><p>09:46 - Abbey admits her brother loves his reflection</p><p>10:10 - Are men actually more vain than women?</p><p>10:41 - Love Island, gym culture and mirror habits</p><p>11:00 - Peter's hilarious opinion of himself</p><p>11:15 - Abbey exposes Peter's naked golf swing routine</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkF2OThlR1U5ZmQ5eENOWHZtNXB6dlZHZjBRd3xBQ3Jtc0tra0ZjRlhOWWE2dHRIMzYzbmZwT2podXJrczE5YXQ5R0M3Z2xMbXV5ZHdFcGthWU1OWE80UE9sVEJrcDBiQzR3VXB2cXpKZm1oMVdPQ0JBVzFTWXdLVEIwNWpiZ3o3MnZxbVdLQTA2bk9HOE5aUXlYYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkF2OThlR1U5ZmQ5eENOWHZtNXB6dlZHZjBRd3xBQ3Jtc0tra0ZjRlhOWWE2dHRIMzYzbmZwT2podXJrczE5YXQ5R0M3Z2xMbXV5ZHdFcGthWU1OWE80UE9sVEJrcDBiQzR3VXB2cXpKZm1oMVdPQ0JBVzFTWXdLVEIwNWpiZ3o3MnZxbVdLQTA2bk9HOE5aUXlYYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouchpodcast </a></p><br><p>TikTok:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazdkQ2l2VHNhU0laMGtWaFpWZUdmTWlhOTFoZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttaXd1azQxRnNLdnpaX3ZWdVJaenVkZW5BYVBVUUZMZGhYYUlPdGNwZ0pOWUdQWlVYdHU0ZG5kMmtHOWFyTUdJYndYNWhqb0lYTVZTMFJqSk4xQ3JOVkV0SnJQN2lDNVFGZVhjcmtVNWJ1Z2ljSjlYVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40thetherapycrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazdkQ2l2VHNhU0laMGtWaFpWZUdmTWlhOTFoZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttaXd1azQxRnNLdnpaX3ZWdVJaenVkZW5BYVBVUUZMZGhYYUlPdGNwZ0pOWUdQWlVYdHU0ZG5kMmtHOWFyTUdJYndYNWhqb0lYTVZTMFJqSk4xQ3JOVkV0SnJQN2lDNVFGZVhjcmtVNWJ1Z2ljSjlYVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40thetherapycrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouch </a></p><br><p>Website:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa3B1a1pQNm5qaDljTEl6TkRKM2N4UUZQSDlvZ3xBQ3Jtc0tuTVJmMFI2VkhKd1BMR005UHgyTzl0Ry10NGZaQkJDYkhKVUJmbzFscWlOXzRpT2dKRGxabWF4UlFzaEFmekFmWXc0OTRocTdfRTV6T0hfZ2psN3lmNnFNVWltWFdzTkhlbjZJNWRMU3h4cTlVMTRWNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fthetherapycrouch.com%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU43TS1INGdXWWZ3a3N2S1hpMzBZQTg3WVhyQXxBQ3Jtc0tucnFfNDZMN3d2MGgzdDA1SjV5dW9jLVNqSkNGbTZmbVpDRnVEeUtzeWlYQTVmU3NoWG5BcEtGTXI2SS1KTDRwWlUySGxfd1NzcW0yRHZjSXFUc0NlMTloS244UjNBUHI0LWhhTzhfWlNxcDhrRXlsTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fpetercrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU43TS1INGdXWWZ3a3N2S1hpMzBZQTg3WVhyQXxBQ3Jtc0tucnFfNDZMN3d2MGgzdDA1SjV5dW9jLVNqSkNGbTZmbVpDRnVEeUtzeWlYQTVmU3NoWG5BcEtGTXI2SS1KTDRwWlUySGxfd1NzcW0yRHZjSXFUc0NlMTloS244UjNBUHI0LWhhTzhfWlNxcDhrRXlsTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fpetercrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / petercrouch </a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXYwR1dMNVpaRXRPS2lQZWxfSFI5SVpYYTRSd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZmpibDQxUzNNSUJ5MEhXN2UxT1JZdGQ0My1tZXBxX1JZb2V0UlBpeE8zVXUxNk1TbmExbU9OSUw3SmhtVTV4eExBMTdSRG1qb3ZlUTlmdnBQTE04b25vaTB0d1ZVOEhDU1pUQkFpMzN4S3JXYVVYNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fabbeyclancy&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXYwR1dMNVpaRXRPS2lQZWxfSFI5SVpYYTRSd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZmpibDQxUzNNSUJ5MEhXN2UxT1JZdGQ0My1tZXBxX1JZb2V0UlBpeE8zVXUxNk1TbmExbU9OSUw3SmhtVTV4eExBMTdSRG1qb3ZlUTlmdnBQTE04b25vaTB0d1ZVOEhDU1pUQkFpMzN4S3JXYVVYNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fabbeyclancy&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / abbeyclancy </a></p><br><p>Our clips channel<a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy </a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. 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