About this episode
<p>Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer.</p><br><p>In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p><br></p><p>00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins </p><p>02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 0</p><p>04:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗 </p><p>07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully" </p><p>11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆 </p><p>14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!) </p><p>17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell </p><p>22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches </p><p>24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana </p><p>27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍 </p><p>30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory </p><p>33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson </p><p>40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush" </p><p>41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!)</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch</p><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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