Hall Passes, Pregnancy Rows & Why Peter Threw Sausages Out The Window
About this episode
<p>On today's episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Peter and Abbey are back for another <strong>Ask Me Anything</strong>, still navigating long distance with Pete in LA and Abbey in Portugal, and the chaos starts almost immediately...</p><br><p>The pair kick things off with a debate about breaking news alerts, why the news is always so depressing, and whether the world desperately needs a "good news" channel instead. They then dive into a listener dilemma about moving out to the countryside, discussing teenage independence, parenting guilt and why neither of them would let their own kids walk anywhere alone these days.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, Peter and Abbey take a nostalgic trip back through their favourite childhood games, with Peter somehow admitting he left Abbey lying injured during a family game because he <em>had</em> to get back to the tree first!</p><p>There's also a hilarious discussion about celebrity hall passes after one listener accidentally named Abbey as his, before Peter and Abbey reveal their own celebrity crushes and debate whether hall passes should even exist in a marriage.</p><br><p>The couple also revisit one of their most infamous relationship rows involving wild boar sausages, pregnancy cravings and the "World's Best Prawn Sandwich", while another listener's dishwasher loading complaint sparks a surprisingly passionate debate about household chores and who actually knows the "correct" way to do them.</p><br><p>Plus, Peter becomes obsessed with the idea of growing vegetables like David Beckham, the pair dream about making homemade soups and chimichurri from their future garden, and one listener's romantic evening is completely derailed by... a sourdough timer.</p><br><p>There's also a heartfelt moment as Peter and Abbey send their love to listener Mark during his chemotherapy treatment, before ending the episode with a genuinely touching long-distance goodbye that reminds everyone just how much they miss being together.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below:</p><br><p><a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD</a>...</p><br><p>00:00 - Intro and bizarre opening conversation</p><p>00:28 - Ask Me Anything begins from LA and Portugal</p><p>00:53 - Breaking news interrupts the podcast</p><p>01:38 - Why the news is always so negative</p><p>02:18 - Family dilemma: move house or stay rural?</p><p>03:14 - Parenting guilt and giving teenagers independence</p><p>04:14 - Would they let their own children walk alone?</p><p>04:51 - Childhood games and playground nostalgia</p><p>05:43 - Hide and Seek, Bulldog and forgotten classics</p><p>06:15 - The new game everyone became obsessed with</p><p>06:56 - Peter leaves Abbey injured to win the game</p><p>07:20 - Celebrity hall pass dilemma from a listener</p><p>08:09 - Abbey and Peter reveal their celebrity crushes</p><p>09:12 - Hall pass rules and where the phrase comes from</p><p>10:43 - Emotional message for listener Mark during chemotherapy</p><p>12:18 - Pettiest reasons for ending relationships</p><p>13:05 - The pregnancy sausage argument returns</p><p>14:05 - The "World's Best Prawn Sandwich" disaster</p><p>15:10 - Abbey admits she ghosted someone on a date</p><p>16:18 - Peter's "dance van" pronunciation gets roasted</p><p>17:42 - Dishwasher loading wars between couples</p><p>18:40 - Peter's only official household chore</p><p>19:18 - David Beckham's vegetable garden inspires Peter</p><p>20:18 - Dreaming about home-grown food and batch cooking</p><p>21:20 - Romance interrupted by sourdough bread</p><p>22:10 - Parenting and trying to find time together</p><p>23:20 - Peter's least sexy relationship moment</p><p>24:18 - Bread making vs romance debate continues</p><p>25:02 - Sweet long-distance goodbye and family appreciation</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkF2OThlR1U5ZmQ5eENOWHZtNXB6dlZHZjBRd3xBQ3Jtc0tra0ZjRlhOWWE2dHRIMzYzbmZwT2podXJrczE5YXQ5R0M3Z2xMbXV5ZHdFcGthWU1OWE80UE9sVEJrcDBiQzR3VXB2cXpKZm1oMVdPQ0JBVzFTWXdLVEIwNWpiZ3o3MnZxbVdLQTA2bk9HOE5aUXlYYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbkF2OThlR1U5ZmQ5eENOWHZtNXB6dlZHZjBRd3xBQ3Jtc0tra0ZjRlhOWWE2dHRIMzYzbmZwT2podXJrczE5YXQ5R0M3Z2xMbXV5ZHdFcGthWU1OWE80UE9sVEJrcDBiQzR3VXB2cXpKZm1oMVdPQ0JBVzFTWXdLVEIwNWpiZ3o3MnZxbVdLQTA2bk9HOE5aUXlYYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouchpodcast </a></p><br><p>TikTok:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazdkQ2l2VHNhU0laMGtWaFpWZUdmTWlhOTFoZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttaXd1azQxRnNLdnpaX3ZWdVJaenVkZW5BYVBVUUZMZGhYYUlPdGNwZ0pOWUdQWlVYdHU0ZG5kMmtHOWFyTUdJYndYNWhqb0lYTVZTMFJqSk4xQ3JOVkV0SnJQN2lDNVFGZVhjcmtVNWJ1Z2ljSjlYVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40thetherapycrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazdkQ2l2VHNhU0laMGtWaFpWZUdmTWlhOTFoZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttaXd1azQxRnNLdnpaX3ZWdVJaenVkZW5BYVBVUUZMZGhYYUlPdGNwZ0pOWUdQWlVYdHU0ZG5kMmtHOWFyTUdJYndYNWhqb0lYTVZTMFJqSk4xQ3JOVkV0SnJQN2lDNVFGZVhjcmtVNWJ1Z2ljSjlYVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40thetherapycrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouch </a></p><br><p>Website:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa3B1a1pQNm5qaDljTEl6TkRKM2N4UUZQSDlvZ3xBQ3Jtc0tuTVJmMFI2VkhKd1BMR005UHgyTzl0Ry10NGZaQkJDYkhKVUJmbzFscWlOXzRpT2dKRGxabWF4UlFzaEFmekFmWXc0OTRocTdfRTV6T0hfZ2psN3lmNnFNVWltWFdzTkhlbjZJNWRMU3h4cTlVMTRWNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fthetherapycrouch.com%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://thetherapycrouch.com/</a></p><br><p>For more from Peter<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU43TS1INGdXWWZ3a3N2S1hpMzBZQTg3WVhyQXxBQ3Jtc0tucnFfNDZMN3d2MGgzdDA1SjV5dW9jLVNqSkNGbTZmbVpDRnVEeUtzeWlYQTVmU3NoWG5BcEtGTXI2SS1KTDRwWlUySGxfd1NzcW0yRHZjSXFUc0NlMTloS244UjNBUHI0LWhhTzhfWlNxcDhrRXlsTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fpetercrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU43TS1INGdXWWZ3a3N2S1hpMzBZQTg3WVhyQXxBQ3Jtc0tucnFfNDZMN3d2MGgzdDA1SjV5dW9jLVNqSkNGbTZmbVpDRnVEeUtzeWlYQTVmU3NoWG5BcEtGTXI2SS1KTDRwWlUySGxfd1NzcW0yRHZjSXFUc0NlMTloS244UjNBUHI0LWhhTzhfWlNxcDhrRXlsTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fpetercrouch&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / petercrouch </a></p><br><p>For more from Abbey<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXYwR1dMNVpaRXRPS2lQZWxfSFI5SVpYYTRSd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZmpibDQxUzNNSUJ5MEhXN2UxT1JZdGQ0My1tZXBxX1JZb2V0UlBpeE8zVXUxNk1TbmExbU9OSUw3SmhtVTV4eExBMTdSRG1qb3ZlUTlmdnBQTE04b25vaTB0d1ZVOEhDU1pUQkFpMzN4S3JXYVVYNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fabbeyclancy&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXYwR1dMNVpaRXRPS2lQZWxfSFI5SVpYYTRSd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZmpibDQxUzNNSUJ5MEhXN2UxT1JZdGQ0My1tZXBxX1JZb2V0UlBpeE8zVXUxNk1TbmExbU9OSUw3SmhtVTV4eExBMTdSRG1qb3ZlUTlmdnBQTE04b25vaTB0d1ZVOEhDU1pUQkFpMzN4S3JXYVVYNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fabbeyclancy&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / abbeyclancy </a></p><br><p>Our clips channel<a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy </a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. 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