Has Pete LOST The Household? - Abbey’s New Puppy, Dads Night Out & Nit-Fuelled Nightmares
About this episode
<p>On this week’s episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, it’s a full-on domestic rollercoaster as Abbey and Peter catch up on a chaotic week of <em>nits, new puppies,</em> and <em>the great household power shift</em>.</p><br><p>Abbey walks us through a full-blown nit prevention emergency that had her sprinting between ten shops and before getting a fringe, while Pete attempts to defend himself after the time he once cut off her entire hair extension at the root during a previous lice saga.</p><br><p>We’re also introduced to the newest — and slightly controversial — family member: <em>Bambi</em>, the tiny dog who arrived under Abbey’s jumper after Pete had very explicitly said “absolutely no way” to another pet. Between debates about who actually runs the house, the kids’ obsession with babies, and Pete being caught lying face-down on a bare mattress after a dads night out, the domestic chaos is at an all-time high.</p><br><p>The pair also chat <em>I’m A Celeb</em> (even if neither of them seems to know the lineup), over-share in true Therapy Crouch style, and dive into some incredibly relatable listener dilemmas — from clingy partners to golf-related relationship politics. It’s a wholesome, mad, and very Therapy Crouch-style catch-up.</p><br><p><strong>00:00:18 — Fringe chaos & shopping mishaps</strong></p><p><strong>00:01:20 — Movember moustache “glow up”</strong></p><p><strong>00:02:07 — The nit apocalypse begins</strong></p><p><strong>00:02:24 — Pete once cut Abbey’s hair off at the root</strong></p><p><strong>00:03:15 — Bambi the dog arrives (against Pete’s will)</strong></p><p><strong>00:04:15 — Abbey’s childhood pet trauma</strong></p><p><strong>00:19:29 — “Quality not quantity” relationship chat</strong></p><p><strong>00:20:41 — The coconut oil dog incident</strong></p><p><strong>00:23:21 — Did Pete sneak out at 3am?</strong></p><p><strong>00:24:53 — Glasgow Rangers lie + football dad stories</strong></p><p><strong>00:26:41 — eBay argument: golf clubs vs dresses</strong></p><p><strong>00:27:39 — “Chat GBT” chaos</strong></p><p><strong>00:28:47 — The 10pm nit-combing meltdown</strong></p><p><strong>00:35:35 — Too many knobs & taps dilemma</strong></p><p><strong>00:36:05 — Weekly catch-up: horse riding, football matches, date night</strong></p><p><strong>00:37:10 — Pete asleep face-down on a bare mattress</strong></p><p><strong>00:37:31 — Listener writes in about small annoyances in relationships</strong></p><p><strong>00:52:45 — “He’s not trying to escape… probably.”</strong></p><p><strong>00:53:01 — Golf politics</strong></p><p><strong>00:53:29 — The great golf argument</strong></p><p><strong>00:54:04 — “You’re the worst couch of all time.”</strong></p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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