Long Distance Disasters! Abbey and Peter Struggle Apart, World Cup FOMO and Bedroom Dilemmas
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<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter attempt another long-distance podcast recording... and quickly realise just how difficult it is to be apart.</p><br><p>After a chaotic start filled with technical disasters, Peter opens up about life at the World Cup, meeting internet superstar IShowSpeed, and why being away from home is proving tougher than expected. Meanwhile, Abbey has fully embraced life in Portugal, from horse riding on the beach to becoming the ultimate football mum.</p><br><p>The couple discuss whether they’re any good at long distance, Peter’s frustrations with communication while he’s away, and why they both agree being apart simply doesn’t suit them. </p><br><p>Plus, listener emails spark conversations about celebrity lookalikes, bizarre relationship situations, modern dating dilemmas and one particularly awkward bedroom problem that leaves Abbey and Peter struggling to keep a straight face.</p><br><p><br></p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">00:00</a> Long Distance Recording Chaos03:00 Abbey Offers Peter A Makeover06:15 Life In Portugal & World Cup Updates08:50 Peter Opens Up About Missing Home10:15 Meeting IShowSpeed At The World Cup11:50 Abbey's Horse Riding Adventure13:30 Are Abbey & Peter Bad At Long Distance?<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfPGvMpdNXI&t=920s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">15:20</a> Listener Apology To Abbey18:00 Does Anyone Fancy Peter?<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfPGvMpdNXI&t=1250s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">20:50</a> Peter Crouch Love Island Lookalike22:00 Icks, Cycling Gear & Matcha Orders27:40 Long Distance Relationship Horror Story33:45 The Awkward Bedroom Dilemma41:20 Abbey & Peter's Advice42:45 Emotional Goodbye From Portugal</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><p>Instagram:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW1iYzNLb2NsOTF6WGJRRWc3Uk5yMnFWdXhkd3xBQ3Jtc0trQnJaVUE1dFBxSWYwMmJPcU1WRHdtSHBFVm5qSThXa2M5d3FiNXR4azcxTzZPaF9RSFZKZVhhbS1hRG43UjRDejduWVBSclRhMTZvN3o4S2NyS2JBTnhkM0JtYWsyM1YzZ242YXZYQ0tnaWRVMWhyaw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fthetherapycrouchpodcast%2F&v=kfPGvMpdNXI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> / thetherapycrouchpodcast </a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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