The Ibiza Debreif: Champagne in Pyjamas, Landslide Chaos & How To Survive “Shark Week”
About this episode
<p>On this week’s episode of <em>The Therapy Crouch</em>, Abbey and Peter are back from their whirlwind Ibiza escape — and it’s fair to say the trip had it all. From torrential rain and landslides that left them stranded in their villa, to Abbey calling a waiter an “egghead” and tactical napping gone wrong, it’s an Ibiza debrief like no other.</p><br><p>The gang also dive into listener emails about newborns, hormonal mood swings, and the world’s most inconsiderate boyfriend who thought a McDonald’s counted as a birthday dinner. There’s Halloween chaos in the Crouch household, Peter’s emotional dad moment at his son’s cross-country race, and Abbey admitting she can’t deal with talkative neighbours — or random kids in soft play.</p><br><p>By the end, the pair get surprisingly sentimental as Peter confesses the trip made him “appreciate home, family, and routine” — before losing it over unblown leaves.</p><br><p><strong>00:00 – 02:30</strong> Power cut panic before recording & the useless generator saga.</p><p><strong>02:30 – 04:45</strong> Ibiza recap begins — raw sardines, tactical naps & missing the big night.</p><p><strong>04:45 – 06:15</strong> FOMO on the flight home and listener messages about new babies.</p><p><strong>08:00 – 09:45</strong> Peter’s emotional dad moment watching Johnny’s cross-country race.</p><p><strong>10:35 – 12:45</strong> Abbey introduces “Snaps” — the telepathic party game that baffles everyone.</p><p><strong>14:05 – 16:10</strong> Abbey calls a rude waiter an “egghead” — and has no regrets.</p><p><strong>17:00 – 18:45</strong> Ibiza drama: landslides, stranded villas, and champagne in pyjamas.</p><p><strong>19:00 – 25:00</strong> Halloween mania — kids’ costumes, Tim Burton’s epic party, and Abbey’s cat outfit.</p><p><strong>27:15 – 31:10</strong> Nightmares, claustrophobia, and existential talk about ghosts, energy, and death.</p><p><strong>33:00 – 34:00</strong> Abbey’s “no margaritas” revelation.</p><p><strong>35:00 – 39:00</strong> Listener email: “Shark Week” mood swings & Peter’s survival advice for hormonal partners.</p><p><strong>42:30 – 45:45</strong> Listener dilemma — the boyfriend who owes money, forgets birthdays, and serves McDonald’s for dinner.</p><p><strong>47:00 – 52:00</strong> Chat about talkative neighbours, ignoring kids in soft play, and Abbey’s “hide if you see them” tactic.</p><p><strong>52:00 – END</strong> Final reflections: Ibiza made them appreciate home, family, and routine — plus Abbey’s fury at uncollected leaves.</p><br><p>With our code THERAPYCROUCH30, new customers get 30% OFF</p><p>at uk.huel.com/therapycrouch30. Please check the description for terms and</p><p>conditions. Unlock a lighter, easier way to fuel your day with Huel Lite, so</p><p>you can focus on what really matters. MOV is £39 and that the code is for</p><p>Lite only for a limited amount of time.</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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