When You Are Too Old for Only Fans and Have to Create Your Own #OnlyGrans
About this episode
<p>With one more week of the dreaded January blues left, we thought we would brighten up your day with a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch!</p><br><p>On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter are joined on the couch by Chatty Man Alan Carr and his partner in crime Amanda Holden. </p><br><p>As you can probably guess, this episode was full of surprises, and explosive revelations. We hear Alans habits that drive Amanda up the wall, why you never want to take a trip to a marble quarry on a hangover and Alan’s disappointment at the fact he is less OnlyFans, more OnlyGrans…. </p><br><p>They are also on hand to give advice to our listeners who are struggling with their ‘Mingebag’ husbands, groaning grannies and Judgey Dry Jan partners. </p><br><p>Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! </p><br><p><br></p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Ur5w70_L-tA?t=25s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">00:25</a> Intro</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Ur5w70_L-tA?t=326s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">05:26</a> DNA Journeys</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Ur5w70_L-tA?t=593s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">09:53</a> More tea, Vicar?</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Ur5w70_L-tA?t=707s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">11:47</a> Hangovers, Spritz, and Marble Quarry Mishaps</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Ur5w70_L-tA?t=926s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">15:26</a> The Sound of Silence</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Ur5w70_L-tA?t=1210s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">20:10</a> Podcast vs. Chat Shows</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Ur5w70_L-tA?t=1389s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">23:09</a> Bikini Fetish </p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Ur5w70_L-tA?t=1534s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">25:34</a> Dry January Judgment</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Ur5w70_L-tA?t=1892s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">31:32</a> Green Flags </p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Ur5w70_L-tA?t=2119s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">35:19</a> Amanda and Alan’s Italian Job</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Ur5w70_L-tA?t=2316s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">38:36</a> Penelope!</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Ur5w70_L-tA?t=2885s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">48:05</a> Agony Abs</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur5w70_L-tA&t=3130s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">52:10</a> GROW UP!</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur5w70_L-tA&t=3467s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">57:47</a> OnlyGrans</p><br><p>To contact us: </p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com </p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ </p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch </p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ </p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><br><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><br><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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