Why You Should NEVER Go Through Your Partners Phone!! Plus, Nickname Game, Butt Plugs and Smut Books!
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<p>On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things spiral almost immediately as Abbey and Peter dive into everything from our newly launched BONK BEAT BOOK CLUB chaos to one of the most unfiltered birthday calls we’ve ever heard.</p><br><p>Peter shares a listener confession that had him panicking when his wife called his bluff and asked to go through his phone…</p><br><p>We also hear the return of The Nickname Game, featuring some truly outrageous submissions including ‘Thrush’, ‘Harpic’ and the now infamous ‘Butt Plug’ — before Abbey calls her dad live on air for his birthday… and he absolutely steals the show.</p><br><p>In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who fears he’s about to lose another relationship because he struggles to show affection — sparking an honest and surprisingly emotional conversation about how men are raised to express (or suppress) their feelings.</p><br><p>If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below</p><br><p>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit</p><br><p>00:00 Introduction & The Jumper Debate</p><p>03:35 The AirPods Gym Disaster</p><p>06:00 Wife Goes Through His Phone</p><p>07:20 “I Messaged Peter Crouch…”</p><p>11:50 The Nickname Game Returns</p><p>15:15 Abbey Calls Her Dad Live</p><p>16:45 “He’s Called Butt Plug”</p><p>19:30 The Wildest Nicknames Ever</p><p>24:30 Smutty Book Club Escalates</p><p>27:30 “I Can’t Express My Emotions”</p><p>29:10 Relationship Advice & Upbringing</p><br><p>To contact us:</p><br><p>Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/</p><p> @thetherapycrouch</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><br><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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